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Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

Sagebrush posted:

well if you didn't use a full windsor maybe you'd be done sooner
lol if you wear a tie without doing a proper windsor

also lol if it takes you longer than maybe two minutes to do (some repeated attempts to get the length just right notwithstanding)

spankmeister posted:

Probably nobody remembers those things except us dutchies.
that was sort of my point

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prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
star wars soundrack rereleased on vinyl picturediscs

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

top gear's getting really nutty lately

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






prefect posted:

star wars soundrack rereleased on vinyl picturediscs



neat

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
https://twitter.com/karengeier/status/774054065672159232


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prefect fucked around with this message at 13:02 on Sep 9, 2016

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID


thanks for the rss feed

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

theflyingexecutive posted:

I've been at it a bit with the gf abroad and what the gently caress when did incest get so popular?

ask the porn guy from gbs

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Improbable Lobster posted:

ask the porn guy from gbs

when you get an answer, bring it back here; i've also been wondering about this

theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc

theflyingexecutive posted:

I've been at it a bit with the gf abroad and what the gently caress when did incest get so popular?

people post stuff from pornhub's statistics or whatever and, uh

yeah, everybody's watching incest videos right now, I think they all say step-whatevers so it isn't creepy but the internet is apparently obsessed with dads/daughters and moms/sons

it's pretty creepy

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

syscall girl posted:

great dismal owns

the only cool thing I ever did on Twitter was get retweeted by william gibson

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

theflyingorc posted:

people post stuff from pornhub's statistics or whatever and, uh

pornhub's stats are the best

Improbable Lobster posted:

ask the porn guy from gbs

gonna have to narrow it down there bud

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZStIeaCGzqE

vier und zwanzig meg!!!!

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

Radio Paranoia posted:

pornhub's stats are the best


gonna have to narrow it down there bud

that one dude who's a producer/director who sometimes posts threads

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Like in here? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3788329

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

“The gently caress machines are, like, mesmerizing,” Powers considers as Hunter is resituated in the swing to lie facedown. She pretends to fly, her arms extended at her sides, and giggles. “It’s like watching a fish tank,” he contemplates thoughtfully. “It’s very relaxing.”

Standing over the spread-eagle Hunter, he shoots the machine penetrating her from behind. The machine drones onward. Hunter groans, straining.

When it’s time for the final position, Hunter turns nervous. She squirms in the swing. Her face twists. “I will definitely, like, not be able to do this full-on anally,” she announces, staring at the machine. “I might, like, poo on it.”

“We can try a smaller one,” Powers suggests politely.

Judging by the expression on her face, Hunter looks to be doing the math on her predicament. If she doesn’t do what Jim is asking her to do, she may or may not get paid. If she doesn’t do this, it’s entirely possible no one else will hire her after today. So, she concedes.

“I think I’m gonna cry,” chokes Hunter, teary-eyed, as the machine anally penetrates her.

“Just try to look happy,” Powers consoles, reaching up from below to gently pat the inside of her thigh. “Sell it to me, baby.”

Eventually, he gets what he needs. Finally, the set photographer steps in to take the photos sold to adult magazines to maximize the amount of money made off the scene. Inadvertently, he steps on the machine’s controls. The robot slams into overdrive. The dildo thrusts in and out, the engine screaming, narrowly missing goring Hunter, who promptly bursts into tears.

Afterwards, she confides in me about the experience: “Anal sex is, like, a very emotional thing.”

The recession has forced us into making this,” Powers states flatly, the quiet machine at his feet. According to him, the “gently caress Machines” series isn’t a product of some sick mind—say, his. It’s a consequence of the recession.

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Since she got into porn a year and a half ago, Black has done between 200 and 250 scenes. In the makeup room, she leans towards the mirror and checks her skin. The makeup makes her face break out. I ask her if she was really having orgasms the half-dozen or so times she appeared to during the scene. She looks around to see if anybody is within earshot. Deen is in the shower. She cups her hand next to her lips and mouths: No.

http://susannahbreslin.net/they-shoot-stars/

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band
people need to treat sex workers with more respect; that's not an easy job

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3763096

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

this was loving awesome. this dude is some "security researcher" in SF and made this amazing documentary about hopping trains across the country and rebuilding a boat from stolen stuff and sailing it around the bahamas and cuba all with no money with some friends. great documentary:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lwbHYOFD-4

also, crimethinc published a book that is basically a travel diary about a kid that hops trains and lives like a hobo for 5 years after graduating from high school. it's really good and i thoroughly enjoyed it:
https://www.amazon.com/Evasion-Crimethinc/dp/0970910118/

SmokaDustbowl posted:

you didn't give me a name so I addressed it to "Internet Homo"

Fart.Bleed.Repeat.
Sep 29, 2001

prefect posted:

star wars soundrack rereleased on vinyl picturediscs



these gonna be hard to play w no spindle hole

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.
jesus christ, tintin


NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad



greenPOS supremacy

EIDE Van Hagar
Dec 8, 2000

Beep Boop

Sagebrush posted:

well if you didn't use a full windsor maybe you'd be done sooner

skinny tie + full windsor is the way to go imo

BANME.sh
Jan 23, 2008

What is this??
Are you some kind of hypnotist??
Grimey Drawer

NoneMoreNegative posted:



greenPOS supremacy

first thing i thought of

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

atomicthumbs posted:

jesus christ, tintin




lol

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Sombrerotron posted:

lol if you wear a tie without doing a proper windsor

also lol if it takes you longer than maybe two minutes to do (some repeated attempts to get the length just right notwithstanding)
that was sort of my point

lol if you don't know at least three different knots and match them to your tie

wide or bulky tie: oriental
average tie: half Windsor
skinny tie: full Windsor
wanna look like a careless rocker: skinny tie + four-in-hand

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

atomicthumbs posted:

jesus christ, tintin




Tintin Au Congo is a fascinating study in early 20th century European colonial racism. Also in the French version Hergé says the rhino has a "carapace" cause he was an idiot



Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 16:36 on Sep 9, 2016

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

theflyingexecutive posted:

I've been at it a bit with the gf abroad and what the gently caress when did incest get so popular?

excuse me but the title clearly states that he convinces NOT his sister to gently caress him

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

BANME.sh posted:

first thing i thought of



lol mine was



only old Brit computer nerds will get :o:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

prefect posted:

people need to treat sex workers with more respect; that's not an easy job

anyone who takes a dick in them has my utmost sympathy

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




H.P. Hovercraft posted:

anyone who takes a dick in them has my utmost sympathy
glad to hear you get along with your family

Graff
May 10, 2012

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

anyone who takes a dick in them has my utmost sympathy

m8 what the gently caress is this post

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde




yippee cahier
Mar 28, 2005

my fave tintin in the congo scene is where he's shooting at an antelope just over a ridge and keeps missing... the drat thing keeps poking its head up after every shot. eventually tintin investigates and finds he's murdered an entire herd of them.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
https://i.imgur.com/LCWYFTK.mp4

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

yippee cahier posted:

my fave tintin in the congo scene is where he's shooting at an antelope just over a ridge and keeps missing... the drat thing keeps poking its head up after every shot. eventually tintin investigates and finds he's murdered an entire herd of them.

Lol

Heresiarch
Oct 6, 2005

Literature is not exhaustible, for the sufficient and simple reason that no single book is. A book is not an isolated being: it is a relationship, an axis of innumerable relationships.

Sagebrush posted:

Tintin Au Congo is a fascinating study in early 20th century European colonial racism.

i distinctly remember the moment when i realized that the babar the elephant books were apologetics for belgian colonialism

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

oh im sure they are ;-*

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Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

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