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CaptainSarcastic posted:As a side note regarding pronunciation, anyone who inserts an "r" into the word "wash" needs to be euthanized. "Warsh" is not a loving word. "Dishwarsher" is not a loving word. I realized the rural Oregon accent is "mostly coherent but can't be hosed with all these letters" yea shur s'fine
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darkhand posted:Surck my dirck y'all fuckmans SUCK ALL THE DICKS YALL FUCKMANS SUCK ALL THE DICKS
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Sep 9, 2016 23:05
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LT56 posted:SUCK ALL THE DICKS YALL FUCKMANS SUCK ALL THE DICKS That sounds like so much work.
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Sep 9, 2016 23:09
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ikanreed posted:That sounds like so much work. better get a hamburger
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Sep 9, 2016 23:11
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i learned some cool new words when i went to philadelphia: jawn (but don't call a girl a jawn, that's disrespectful) and oldhead. kinda redeems that whole lovely city and its horrible accent
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Sep 9, 2016 23:24
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my brother's ex was from philly and it was hilarious when she'd try to ask for water at restaurants. folks had to ask her several times what she meant.
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Sep 9, 2016 23:26
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hearing somebody ask for "wudder" literally made my skin crawl lol
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Sep 9, 2016 23:28
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Did this thread have a stroke while I was out?
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Sep 9, 2016 23:41
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Pick posted:I realized the rural Oregon accent is "mostly coherent but can't be hosed with all these letters" Even that's usually pretty mild in my experience. And in non-rural Oregon there doesn't tend to be an accent at all. That's one reason that call centers are frequently sited in Oregon - everyone can understand us. 504 posted:Did this thread have a stroke while I was out? Yes.
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Sep 9, 2016 23:43
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Hmmm, I wonder why my coworker is 23 and still a virgin. He's not bad looking and seems outgoing. "Girls love to be treated like poo poo. They don't like nice guys like me anymore bla bla bla bla bla bla" Oh, there it is. (I was really tempted to ask him how he knows everything about women if he has no experience with them) Celery Face fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Sep 10, 2016 |
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Sep 9, 2016 23:55
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Mahuum Aqoha posted:I hate y'all Wow, rude.
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Sep 10, 2016 00:51
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Celery Face posted:Hmmm, I wonder why my coworker is 23 and still a virgin. He's not bad looking and seems outgoing. probaly some incell poo poo. who knows. I think whats kinda sad is alot of weirdos(nerds/cripples/autists/etc) feel lonely as gently caress and they are socialy retarded. because they dont know poo poo they equate loneliness= sex. some grow out of it. others dont. others just grow retardly bitter and fester. when i was in high school, i was a lonely nerdy/cripple kid who pined after various girls and it never worked out. eventually i kinda just learned and grew up, and actually connected with people. then i met nice girls and have had a few Gfs. I feel like its not something you can teach these people(apart from dont be a fuckhead) it sorta just clicks.
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Sep 10, 2016 01:16
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y'all whore daddies don't deserve a nice cummies like mine
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Sep 10, 2016 01:44
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melk Melk get a jug of Melk Skim Melk please
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Sep 10, 2016 01:55
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Upbringing seems to play a part with some of these dudes too. This guy's parents are traditional Punjabi immigrants who only want him to date conservative Punjabi girls (which really aren't his type). Not saying he isn't an idiot but that would definitely suck.
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Sep 10, 2016 01:56
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The Saurus posted:Okay, so I was absolutely correct, as all the provisos you mentioned were in place. Thank you for confirming, I appreciate that. It's nice for an actual sexhaver to stop in rather than virgoons with no firsthand experience of it at all acting like they're experts. Way to leave out the part of my post where I was criticizing you and just quote the part that you like and start off with "Okay so I was absolutely correct" lmao You would have better luck explaining that your huge donger just wrecks your hot Reddit wife if you phrased poo poo realistically instead of using "unbearable pain' and poo poo like that. "Stretch" also really isn't the right word, but I can't think of a better one. You made it sound like some massive undertaking to get your wife to fit on your massive hog, which might have something to do with me thinking you meant she had a tray of dildos she used to work up to your size instead of fingers. You made it sound like a task fingers and smaller fists would be inadequate for. You did everything but pretend to seriously lament how much Magnums are. I can't tell if some goons actually don't understand vaginal elasticity or are loving around PS the space between the back of your balls doesn't count, l
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Sep 10, 2016 02:16
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this book would help all the whore bitches and nice guy mgtows https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXYO212Dwgw
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For all you guys making GBS threads on "you'ns" it's kind of an archaic and dying expression from the south. My grandma still uses it a lot, but she's 86. All of these problems can be blamed on the fact that English, as a language, does not have a good plural for the word "you." German does, it's "ihr." And a bunch of other languages do, but I don't know what they are.
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NomChompsky posted:For all you guys making GBS threads on "you'ns" it's kind of an archaic and dying expression from the south. My grandma still uses it a lot, but she's 86. All of these problems can be blamed on the fact that English, as a language, does not have a good plural for the word "you." yous guys
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Sep 10, 2016 02:37
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The Saurus posted:I'd stopped, but you summoned me with my name. I miss the good ole' days when Pick was the shittiest poster in this thread.
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Mr. Belding posted:I miss the good ole' days when Pick was the shittiest poster in this thread. loving lol
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Sep 10, 2016 03:01
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In the spirit of this thread I think we should all try being a little nicer to one another.
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Sep 10, 2016 03:18
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Since I think I've been the nicest so far, everyone in the thread has to have sex with me.
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Sep 10, 2016 03:19
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NomChompsky posted:Since I think I've been the nicest so far, everyone in the thread has to have sex with me. *fucks chad*
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Zzulu posted:Y'all women folk best start sucking this dick now, I'm deserving of it   Pick posted:it's importnt to get the hottest mate ever because you and your spouse will be beautiful forever and never age naem posted:I mean be careful who you vampire because now she's immortal and it's like, she was cute but you didn't know her that well now you're stuck with her 
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Sep 10, 2016 03:30
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Actually hotter mates mean hotter children; from a personally-biased standpoint you're 'looking out for their futures' this way. This actually doesn't always hold up. Witness the number of hot people with dumpy-looking parents, or hot parents with dumpy-looking children.
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Sep 10, 2016 03:40
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After checking out r/incel and watching that 'Shy Boys' doc, anyone else think most of these guys watch waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much porn?
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Sep 10, 2016 04:07
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CaptainSarcastic posted:This actually doesn't always hold up. Witness the number of hot people with dumpy-looking parents, or hot parents with dumpy-looking children. Oh most certainly, it's always a genetic crapshoot when breeding - and besides you're also almost always guaranteed to lower your family's average capacity for intelligence if your only criteria is good looks. After all, there's simple math here... gently caress nevermind. Look, smart/shy people should probably consider looking into dating other smart/shy people rather than thinking they deserve or could even tolerate the lifestyle of being partnered to a supermodel or an actress or an attractive, athletic, or otherwise outgoing person without having to work for and desire those selfsame qualities as well. Trophy wives rarely seem worth the hassle, wouldn't you say nice guys?
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Sep 10, 2016 04:08
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Back on topic: ELLIOT RODGER
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IT BURNS posted:Back on topic: he never scored
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NomChompsky posted:Since I think I've been the nicest so far, everyone in the thread has to have sex with me.
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Sep 10, 2016 04:15
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Yeah I'm counting on it.
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IT BURNS posted:Back on topic: Rodger is the basically a great example of personality means everything(mostly) the dude had all the poo poo the incells say women want(cept the foot long dick) but he was such a egotistical oval office, he couldnt get any girls(that and he didnt even try, he literally thought they would just walk up and be his) I am curious what kind of mental illness he had (other then narcissism.) I assume some sort of autism.
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Autism doesn't cause you to be a serial killer. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groupthink
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LT56 posted:Autism doesn't cause you to be a serial killer. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groupthink i must disagree. did u know ted bundy would return to the corpses of his victims and apply makeup before having sex with them? did u know he kept the heads for sneaky bangs at home? used them until their skin melted away in a putrid way and the orbits of their eyes no longer aforded the friction necesary for his red hot republican hardon?
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Orkin Mang posted:i must disagree. did u know ted bundy would return to the corpses of his victims and apply makeup before having sex with them? did u know he kept the heads for sneaky bangs at home? used them until their skin melted away in a putrid way and the orbits of their eyes no longer aforded the friction necesary for his red hot republican hardon? THIS WAS NOT IN THE MALCOLM GLADWELL BOOKS
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LT56 posted:THIS WAS NOT IN THE MALCOLM GLADWELL BOOKS read the appendix but dont gently caress it like ted bundy probly would lol hey ive solved the maura murray msytery. she got in a car accident she was drunk she ran into the woods and died of exposure lmbo
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504 posted:Did this thread have a stroke while I was out? NO BECAUSE THIS drat WHORE SLUT BITCH THREAD WON'T STROKE MY 1% DICK
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Dapper_Swindler posted:Rodger is the basically a great example of personality means everything(mostly) the dude had all the poo poo the incells say women want(cept the foot long dick) but he was such a egotistical oval office, he couldnt get any girls(that and he didnt even try, he literally thought they would just walk up and be his) I am curious what kind of mental illness he had (other then narcissism.) I assume some sort of autism. It's because certain people who are narcissistic are actually sort of paralyzed by it because living in a fantasy world is more rewarding than actually getting out there and risking getting hurt.
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