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Alright goons, GF is outta town, all my friends are "bizzy". So Im drinking alone(it's evening here in the EU). But i cant just sit inside and drink right? So Im going to a bar, and maybe even a club, All alone! so what are the goon tips and tricks for going out drinking alone? how do you have fun? I have never gone partying on my own, so I need some advice, does n donts. I have heard that drinking alone is quite common in USA so I figure you guys should know.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 18:40 |
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Zombiepop posted:But i cant just sit inside and drink right? Lmao
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 18:41 |
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Well can I? It seems weird and anti-social
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 18:42 |
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well then i suggest u tie one on immediately until ur feeling quite wicked and then play a rousing sexy little game of 'gently caress the house' (the walls, the floor, the refrigerator, the couch, the dryer - figure out the best way to dip ur pecker into whatever object u fancy and just pound that poo poo then move along and repeat)
Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 18:45 on Sep 10, 2016 |
# ? Sep 10, 2016 18:43 |
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I dont know of this game, please elaborate.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 18:45 |
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You just shitpost with a 6 pack of room temperature beer at your side instead of a glass of water/oj/pussy beverage lol it aint hard
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 18:47 |
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shitposting you say. I can do that sober. Still, good advice.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 18:49 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YkaNB8nVLE0
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 18:51 |
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Get a good book/video game (whatever floats your boat) and drink. Don't make this complicated. Or https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpzqQst-Sg8
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 18:52 |
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drat
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 18:54 |
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Tricky D posted:Get a good book/video game (whatever floats your boat) and drink. Don't make this complicated. So I should bring my 3DS to the bar/club? typical goon suggestion. I can't view that video in my country
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 18:55 |
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Tricky D posted:Get a good book/video game (whatever floats your boat) and drink. Don't make this complicated. This is actually good advice. I am playing World of Warcraft poo poo faced right now. I am also 700lbs and praying for death.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 18:55 |
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Do you have to drink to have fun, OP?
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 18:56 |
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Zombiepop posted:So I should bring my 3DS to the bar/club? typical goon suggestion. Yes, book a VIP room at the club and get wild with it.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 18:56 |
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No I have to either drink or smoke weeeeeed
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 18:57 |
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Zombiepop posted:drat only church I know is snoop dogg's studio
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 18:57 |
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Tricky D posted:Yes, book a VIP room at the club and get wild with it. can you fight other trainers in Pkmn Go yet? would make it a lot easier not bringing my vidya games.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 18:58 |
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The Sphinxster posted:only church I know is snoop dogg's studio Really good track, thx dude.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 18:58 |
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You're never alone in Alcoholism Crew!
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:00 |
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Why are there people like Frank in the world?
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:00 |
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Woop Woop! yo prof what happened to your wall of asses posts?
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:01 |
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Zombiepop posted:can you fight other trainers in Pkmn Go yet? would make it a lot easier not bringing my vidya games. I don't know, Poke Go is for limp dicked casuals.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:02 |
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I agree
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:02 |
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You know when i drink alone i prefer to be by myself
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:05 |
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amityville anus posted:You know when i drink alone i prefer to be by myself
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:06 |
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Well, I dont! drinking alone is scary and depressing. I would prefer to drink alone in the company of others.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:07 |
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What if I pass out? or wanna hit on someone? the only person to hit on here is me! And ehhhh
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:07 |
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Zombiepop posted:Well, I dont! drinking alone is scary and depressing. I would prefer to drink alone in the company of others. Hmm... I advise you don't go down this rabbit hole. You have too much to lose.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:08 |
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When your GF is out of town, you are supposed to take that as an opportunity to hit on yourself repeatedly.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:08 |
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I have no friends.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:09 |
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go out drinking with your gfs sister, then bang her
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:09 |
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She don't have a sister, but a brother...
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:09 |
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I post on GBS whilst drinking alone in public, like right now.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:10 |
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and how is that working out for you?
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:12 |
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I lock myself in the closet and funnel gin into my rear end in a top hat when I post.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:13 |
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Tricky D posted:When your GF is out of town, you are supposed to take that as an opportunity to hit on yourself repeatedly. Op will Have the worlds longest j/o party is most likely
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:13 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I post on GBS whilst drinking alone in public, like right now.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:14 |
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i already had that yesterday and im still kinda sore.
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:14 |
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Zombiepop posted:and how is that working out for you? Fine but full disclosure, I'm waiting for somebody to show up so I'm not sure if it counts
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:20 |
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Zombiepop posted:She don't have a sister, but a brother... they say no one knows what a man wants like another man get even more drunk and give it a whirl
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# ? Sep 10, 2016 19:25 |