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Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild
I would be willing to eat those pizzas, though.

This on the other hand....



:barf:

It even looks like it has corn chunks in it!

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sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)
I was gonna say that pizza looks like it got dropped directly onto a carpet, pulled back off after it had already started to congeal, and it also looks like the footprints of that isolated tribe of people who only have two toes on each foot

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

Jarred alfredo is a ten-year-old boy walking to the liquor store at 8:00AM on a Tuesday because Mommy is too "sick" to buy her own “medicine”

I read that at Jared Alfredo. Between that and hearing people ragging on jarred sauces I can't help but imagine the life of this poor, 10 year old child of broke and broken Italian immigrants who everyone hates.

I'm not laughing AT him, I'm laughing WITH him. While he cries. Because he was beaten up for carrying a box of pasta made out of semolina flour thru the gluten-free district.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

RandomPauI posted:

I read that at Jared Alfredo.

I read that that way too and now I think we need to send that name along to whoever's writing Dick Tracy these days.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

jared alfredo loving sucked in suicide squad

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

Take off the bacon and that's just a fancy ice cream sandwich. Like most things, ruined by the weirdass bacon obsession.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Julias posted:

I would be willing to eat those pizzas, though.

This on the other hand....



:barf:

It even looks like it has corn chunks in it!

Needs to be a Banquet TV dinner brownie cookie to have corn chunks in it.


RandomPauI posted:

I read that at Jared Alfredo.

Count me in as a third. It's really, um, jarring :haw: to read that word for some reason

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Alaois posted:

jared alfredo loving sucked in suicide squad

At least Egg Benedict looks promising as Doctor Strange.

Aramek
Dec 22, 2007

Cutest tumor in all of Oncology!
Candied bacon in desserts always was like those toasted candied pecans to me. :shrug: It adds a little bit of smoky, saltiness to it. It's stupidly overblown though.

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Aramek posted:

It's stupidly overblown though.

B-but but but it's BAON??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE BEST & ONLY

Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

Titus Sardonicus posted:

Needs to be a Banquet TV dinner brownie cookie to have corn chunks in it.

I have actually had those before, loose corn cooked into the microwave brownie and all.

I wouldn't recommend it.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


Yes, this was 'ruined' by bacon. No, I 'would not' eat this.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Julias posted:

I would be willing to eat those pizzas, though.

This on the other hand....



:barf:

It even looks like it has corn chunks in it!

WE ALL SCREAM FOR SCABS CREAM!!!!!!!!!!

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

This feels like it's some weird fetish video.

TontoCorazon
Aug 18, 2007


Hollismason posted:

This feels like it's some weird fetish video.

What do you think?

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015


This gets so much worse and never gets better.

The Meatloaf Princess gray galaxy grilled cheese also does the same. Although the line where the cheese actually looks like a galaxy and reflects reality because it's gray has given me an excellent idea for a spinoff emo Meatloaf Princess video series.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1ytWUcLV3s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YYCUbZ8qouw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qROGjmublA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zgVdgZz0fo

:stonk:

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Why is there a loving calorie count in the preview image

Who could possibly care about the loving calorie count

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Somfin posted:

Why is there a loving calorie count in the preview image

Who could possibly care about the loving calorie count

People who masturbate to it

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
eating an entire taco bell party pack in one sitting is just your average stoned saturday :colbert:

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Schubalts posted:

Like most things, ruined by the weirdass bacon obsession.
The obsession is weird, sure, but bacon is delicious?

I ate like five jalapeno poppers earlier tonight that were halved and hollowed ~4 inch long grilled jalapenos and yeah, they had bacon in them.

and they were magnificent.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

"Gourmet flavored yolk mix."

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Dash of love? *zzzzziiiip*

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I just have to say I love you guys for trying to find ways to facilitate me eating sour cream-like foods by the spoonful. :allears:

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



SynthOrange posted:

Dash of love? *zzzzziiiip*

Picnic Princess posted:

I just have to say I love you guys for trying to find ways to facilitate me eating sour cream-like foods by the spoonful. :allears:

Odd timing, but who am I to judge if you just found your soulmate?

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!
If you really like sour cream you should try Mexican varieties which tend to be more flavorful in my opinion. Tortilla , sour cream and a bit of salt makes for a nice little snack.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Has LA Beast made a video with that woman yet? Because he should.

Once he gets through therapy that is.

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Paladinus posted:

Has LA Beast made a video with that woman yet? Because he should.

Once he gets through therapy that is.

He's already using power drills to chug beers

treasure bear
Dec 10, 2012

sometimes i like to try and photoshop food to look better, usually you just have to change the saturation a bit, brighten it up



sometimes it needs a bit more work



nope, still looks like poo poo

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005


Tim Buckley Decorates a Cake

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

I hope it is an ice cream cake

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

treasure bear posted:

sometimes i like to try and photoshop food to look better, usually you just have to change the saturation a bit, brighten it up



sometimes it needs a bit more work



nope, still looks like poo poo

s-so what uh... hm

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Man, I can't beleive how devoted to this Scooby Doo cosplay she is.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Ultimate Mango posted:

Tim Buckley Decorates a Cake

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012








Tiberius Thyben
Feb 7, 2013

Gone Phishing


Geokinesis posted:

Pease pudding just seems so unappealing.






from here.

Death to all who insult pease pudding.

But seriously, I grew up having it every Christmas and Thanksgiving, and still make it sometimes. I don't know what would compel someone to get canned pease pudding, though, since it is the easiest poo poo in the world to make.

It's really good with gravy, eaten sorta like mashed potatoes. Can also be had on crackers, like hummus.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






Julias
Jun 24, 2012

Strum in a harmonizing quartet
I want to cause a revolution

What can I do? My savage
nature is beyond wild

https://youtu.be/xDPTbZtmv2U

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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Hah!

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