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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Truck Nuts/Sanders 2016

Maybe the Truck Nuts will die in office.

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cnut
May 3, 2016

mcvey posted:

Bernie 2016

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Boomstick Quaid posted:

You can get pneumonia from Parkinson's Disease. The same lack of swallowing coordination that leads to saliva getting all over vocal chords and incessant coughing fits is the same coordination defect that leads to saliva pooling in the lungs and drives pneumonia pathogenesis

Michael J. Fox first got diagnosed while he was shooting Frighteners in 1996 - he stopped working full-time 5 years later when the symptoms became noticeable in public

Hillary had her medical episode in late 2012 that caused her to resign as Secretary of State - that was 4 years ago

Jack Trades
Nov 30, 2010

Germstore posted:

I hope Hillary makes a speedy and complete recovery in time to be properly beaten by trump in the election.

I'd rather have both of them drop dead before the election instead.
Can we call it a mulligan on candidates?

Day Man
Jul 30, 2007

Champion of the Sun!

Master of karate and friendship...
for everyone!


Boomstick Quaid posted:

The only bumper stickers I see are for Bernie Sanders

I've seen some Trump stickers, but I'm in Texas

Lukewarm Gazpacho
Aug 8, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice
Is she dead yet?

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
they are gonna give it to bernie and bernie's gonna bern down trump tower to build a wall keeping rich people underground forever

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Boomstick Quaid posted:

The only bumper stickers I see are for Bernie Sanders

Yesterday I actually saw a Ross Perot bumper sticker on a immaculately well-maintained classic pickup

cnut
May 3, 2016

If I had a vote I'd vote Truck Nutz.

Sancho
Jul 18, 2003

canpakes posted:

Link the d and d comment in which she's compared to Lebron

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3788694&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=189#post464139708

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
and then I.N.R.I. is gonna lead us all to the orgydome at berningman

Bulgogi Hoagie
Jun 1, 2012

We
the year is 2045. a small collective of underground techbros, hounded and slaughtered since the fateful election of 2016 and working under the steaming ruins of Silicon Valley, have finally built a functional time machine. you are hand picked for your resemblance to a medical doctor of a long gone past and armed with a crude syringe containing a weak but sufficient solution of hemlock. unfortunately, due to energy constraints, the time machine can only send you back to the democratic nomination day.

as you are blasted into the past by the zuck himself, you find yourself standing next to hilldawg, syringe in hand. you know that if you choose to do so, you can prevent decades of slaughter, transforming your loser tech bros into triumphant Bernie bros. do you proceed?

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
but for real bern this mother down thanks

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Ivanka for president. It's about time we had a president you could have a proper wank to.

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
has anyone said Jill Stein 2016 yet?

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Guy Goodbody posted:

Yesterday I actually saw a Ross Perot bumper sticker on a immaculately well-maintained classic pickup

hell loving yes

mcvey
Aug 31, 2006

go caps haha

*Washington Capitals #1 Fan On DeviantArt*
Just don't elect Trump, man

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Lichy posted:

transforming your loser tech bros into triumphant Bernie bros.

impossible, silicon valley is too steeped in Rand to support a literal socialist

*whispers* dont you know that socialisms definition is a fascist dictatorship under stalin or mao? its true

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

mcvey posted:

Just don't elect Trump, man

It's happening.

No brakes.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

vodkat posted:

has anyone said Jill Stein 2016 yet?

better to say liz warren imo

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Wow that thread is spinning this poo poo so hard.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

dookifex_maximus posted:

better to say liz warren imo

2016 was her year without being too old. shed stand a decent chance too because like 45% of america doesnt hate her guts like they do clintons

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Jose Oquendo posted:

Wow that thread is spinning this poo poo so hard.

That same page said the reason why Republicans dont like Hilary is because she refused to bake them cookies.

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

quote:

Melissa McEwan @Shakestweetz
So many women talking to me about how heat sensitivity is just part of their lives. Male members of the media would do well to listen.

I love how the default leftist social media message is "STOP TRYING TO ENGAGE AND LISTEN TO ME (Because mummy and daddy refused to)"

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

i really dont sympathize or even give a gently caress about womens hot flashes or whatever.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Looks like Obama may have kept her from the Presidency forever.

vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka

cnut posted:

Looks like Obama may have kept her from the Presidency forever.

time for obama term 3?

OMG JC a Bomb!
Jul 13, 2004

We are the Invisible Spatula. We are the Grilluminati. We eat before and after dinner. We eat forever. And eventually... eventually we will lead them into the dining room.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

cnut posted:

Looks like Obama may have kept her from the Presidency forever.

walgreenslatino
Jun 2, 2015

Lipstick Apathy
Yeah the hundreds of other women there seemed to be having a real tough time on that balmy mid-September morning

abuse culture.
Sep 8, 2004

OMG JC a Bomb! posted:

I love how the default leftist social media message is "STOP TRYING TO ENGAGE AND LISTEN TO ME (Because mummy and daddy refused to)"

that's not leftist, it's neoliberal

Foreskin Problems
Nov 4, 2012

It's doing fine, actually.

:eyepop:

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

mcvey posted:

Bernie 2016

And also, the *gif* of Bernie sprinting

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/imwiththoughts/status/775116014514212865

Lolie
Jun 4, 2010

AUSGBS Thread Mum

cnut posted:

Looks like Obama may have kept her from the Presidency forever.

His Presidency might be worthwhile for that achievement alone.

cnut
May 3, 2016

vodkat posted:

time for obama term 3?

Let's get that constitutional amendment going!

cnut
May 3, 2016

Lolie posted:

His Presidency might be worthwhile for that achievement alone.

No kidding. (I'm not kidding).

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Bernie and Trump should run a foot race for president.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Germstore posted:

Bernie and Trump should run a foot race for president.

They should go on Jeopardy.

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Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Germstore posted:

Bernie and Trump should run a foot race for president.

Serious question, would America be better off if elections were replaced with physical competition?

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