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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/nntaleb/status/775080811267751936

Do they even lift?

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brocretin
Nov 15, 2012

yo yo yo i loves virgins

Montasque posted:

This is a real thing. The have to escalate the insanity because real crazy is never enough for them.

In other news... Michael Moore wants us to SHARE THE LOAD.

https://twitter.com/MMFlint/status/775116201236238336

he certainly has a lot of weight to pull

Rocks
Dec 30, 2011

FAUXTON posted:

sorry about your uncle rob dying from fat cancer



Me and uncle rob

Oiled and Ready
Oct 11, 2004

He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

ComradeCosmobot posted:

the secret is real

"Hey O&R a conspiracy will be proven somewhat true this 9/11"

"Oh wow thanks tinfreya you are a just and noble- YOU MEANT HANNITY'S poo poo? WAGAAAAAA"

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Rocks posted:



Me and uncle rob

:unsmith:

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
time for some more #hillaryshealth top tweets

https://twitter.com/DonaldsAngel/status/775116737113165824

https://twitter.com/VivaLaAmes/status/775126121918500868

https://twitter.com/Pamela_Moore13/status/775106690068865025\


e: should i just screencap these, or do most people have embedded tweets turned on?

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



Hillary Monsanto-AlSaud

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Rocks posted:



Me and uncle rob

better bring your drat folks some trump hats, stickers and yard signs ffs

C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Donald Trump is going to be president of the US and it's going to be extremely hosed up for all involved.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011


Taleb is my favorite Felix Biederman character

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Montasque posted:

SHARE THE LOAD.

phrasing~

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



an official request?? hillary is screwed

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

C-Euro posted:

Donald Trump is going to be president of the US and it's going to be extremely hosed up for all involved.

you never know, he might also die

Adar
Jul 27, 2001
the amazing thing about the massive amount of arzying is the size of the bullet we just dodged

she's on an all-important national stage for three hours in 2 weeks and will look fine because pneumonia is a thing that goes away in a week, jfc stop panicking

but if you want to panic, imagine this happening *during* the debate instead of two weeks earlier when some pills can fix that poo poo

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

emfive posted:

In 100 years people will do History masters theses focusing on stuff like "pages 1000 to 3000 of the Trump thread"

dude that would own

hi guys from the future, i just wanted to say that you suck and im not sorry that we had trump as our president because our media is a piece of poo poo so hi ok bye :wave:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/johncardillo/status/775011989672255490

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

Hillary Monsanto-AlSaud

Hillary Monsanto-Malmaison

I guess that makes her a Bonaparte or something then?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/juliangwan/status/775112342824710144

The video is full of hot hot takes.

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Adar posted:

the amazing thing about the massive amount of arzying is the size of the bullet we just dodged

she's on an all-important national stage for three hours in 2 weeks and will look fine because pneumonia is a thing that goes away in a week, jfc stop panicking

but if you want to panic, imagine this happening *during* the debate instead of two weeks earlier when some pills can fix that poo poo


still it's hard to come to grips with the fact that she's dead. i don't know, we all have our own ways of grieving.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




lol even spindly nerds can pull 135 once they get the form right, who the gently caress is this guy?

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/Stevenwhirsch99/status/775124455718785024

Hillary Doctor Unsex Cake

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

ok remember guys this part of the moving dead body Hillary around is always tricky so: lift - step - lift - step

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

If Hillary has a seizure and Trump says every slur he knows during the debate, who wins

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


I unironically think this thread would be a good academic resource for research into what exactly happened in this election.

However, said research will never take place in the Trumpenreich as the academics will likely be put to death after the Muslims but before the Jews so oh well.

ComradeCosmobot
Dec 4, 2004

USPOL July

how is trump going to beat a psychic in the debates

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug

Atrocious Joe posted:

If Hillary has a seizure and Trump says every slur he knows during the debate, who wins

we do

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
walking pneumonia is a near death experience now? what do these people do when they catch the flu, start writing letters to their next of kin?

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

on the debate stage:

Trump: [grunts and sounds like a horse having epilepsy] Ffff-ffff-gently caress!! [spray of spittle through clenched teeth]

Hillary: Let's have some good healthcare for kids and also adults [clears throat once]

America: IS HILLARY STILL DYING OF HELLSHIT AIDS

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

Atrocious Joe posted:

If Hillary has a seizure and Trump says every slur he knows during the debate, who wins

cnn or whoever, the audience, the aristocrats, I don't know

Constant Hamprince
Oct 24, 2010

by exmarx
College Slice

Rocks posted:



Me and uncle rob

drat u a goon 8

(just for reference, rob is a goon 6)

Constant Hamprince fucked around with this message at 01:38 on Sep 12, 2016

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

Nichael posted:

I unironically think this thread would be a good academic resource for research into what exactly happened in this election.

However, said research will never take place in the Trumpenreich as the academics will likely be put to death after the Muslims but before the Jews so oh well.

A special princess can record the thread onto a holosphere and shoot it into space so that a Hero can find it and Right the Wrongs

someday, in the ultra future

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


SpaceGoku posted:

on the debate stage:

Trump: [grunts and sounds like a horse having epilepsy] Ffff-ffff-gently caress!! [spray of spittle through clenched teeth]

Hillary: Let's have some good healthcare for kids and also adults [clears throat once]

America: IS HILLARY STILL DYING OF HELLSHIT AIDS

The debates are clearly going to be like Euron versus Yara.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

uncurable mlady posted:

walking pneumonia is a near death experience now? what do these people do when they catch the flu, start writing letters to their next of kin?

If you follow the Gorilla Mindset correctly you don't get sick

Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer
I hope Hillary demonstrates her good health and strength by crushing Trump's skull with her bare hands on national TV in two weeks

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
"Help me, Baloog Wan, you're my only hope"

Dr Kool-AIDS
Mar 26, 2004

Atrocious Joe posted:

If you follow the Gorilla Mindset correctly you don't get sick

Few will talk about this.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


emfive posted:

A special princess can record the thread onto a holosphere and shoot it into space so that a Hero can find it and Right the Wrongs

someday, in the ultra future

This thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjYm31aTHaI&t=82s

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

Adar posted:

the amazing thing about the massive amount of arzying is the size of the bullet we just dodged

she's on an all-important national stage for three hours in 2 weeks and will look fine because pneumonia is a thing that goes away in a week, jfc stop panicking

Additionally, this will likely trigger Trump's germophobia and make him act even more bizarrely during the debates.

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Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
IT GOES DEEPER:

https://twitter.com/scrobTV/status/775116060798451712

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