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Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

buhhhh i went to basic training and got sick theres no way she should even be standing, shes tougher than meeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEEeeeeeeEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

C-SPAN Caller posted:

Didn't people say Bernie was too old to be president? Lol

We're just electing a corpse at this point.

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
We are going to see Donald Trump call Hillary Clinton a oval office on live TV.

Strep Vote
May 5, 2004

أنا أحب حليب الشوكولاتة
I gotta say I'm enjoying the end times like waaaaaaaaaay more than I thought I would

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

a bone to pick posted:

We are going to see Donald Trump call Hillary Clinton a oval office on live TV.

He should tweet that

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Bert Roberge posted:

We're just electing a corpse at this point.



remember when Cardinal Hitler Jugend didn't die fast enough so he had to resign so they could appoint Pope Marx I?

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

dookifex_maximus posted:

if you're cynical enough and allow for "reactionary progressives" things start to make a lot more sense and become more predictable, but yeah, I was blown away when the first US citizen was killed on US Soil by drone before the first drone terror attack

you need to get blown away literally

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
What if Hillary Clinton actually dominates Trump in the debates, now that would be something special.

VR Native American
May 1, 2009
Gun Saliva

dookifex_maximus posted:

remember when Cardinal Hitler Jugend didn't die fast enough so he had to resign so they could appoint Pope Marx I?

I think most of the reason he retired was because he didn't want to deal with all the Vatican Bank poo poo and just peaced out.

Yudo
May 15, 2003

EorayMel posted:

What if Hillary Clinton actually dominates Trump in the debates, now that would be something special.

It should be expected, not special.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

AugmentedVision posted:

you need to get blown away literally

no u

Gianthogweed
Jun 3, 2004

"And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.
Didn't president Harrison also catch pneumonia during his campaign? He made it 6 months into his presidency. There's still hope for Hillary to be the first woman president.

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

C-SPAN Caller posted:

Didn't people say Bernie was too old to be president? Lol

he also defined himself as a national socialist so hes not always one to think before he talks

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009

Cigstomper58 posted:

he also defined himself as a national socialist so hes not always one to think before he talks

This seems inaccurate Cigstomper58

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

VR Native American posted:

I think most of the reason he retired was because he didn't want to deal with all the Vatican Bank poo poo and just peaced out.

I think he was just too embarrassed about Photoshops that compared him to the emperor in Star Wars.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Cigstomper58 posted:

he also defined himself as a national socialist so hes not always one to think before he talks

no he didn't he always says social democrat fucktard

Gianthogweed
Jun 3, 2004

"And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.

I bet she has it written in her will that if she dies during the campaign, they still have to campaign with her Weekend at Bernie style. She will be the first woman president dammit and death will not stand in her way!

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
he said democratic socialist you assholes please don't misquote Bernie on my comedy forums ever

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
If she dies her soul will consume Chelsea's and take over her body anyway nbd

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
I wonder if Hillary gets meth injections like Hitler or JFK

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?

Gianthogweed posted:

I bet she has it written in her will that if she dies during the campaign, they still have to campaign with her Weekend at Bernie style. She will be the first woman president dammit and death will not stand in her way!

It's official DNC policy, there is no plan B.

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

B!G_$W@NG@ posted:

It's official DNC policy, there is no plan B.

curiously missing from DNC policy: free elections

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
There's another wikileaks release slated for next week let's just sit back and ride this poo poo train straight to hell

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

So where exactly will the campaign go if Hillary dies?

Will they bring Bernie back?

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

Bert Roberge posted:

So where exactly will the campaign go if Hillary dies?

Will they bring Bernie back?




Creepy Uncle Touchy is more likely but we should still agitate for a Sanders/Warren ticket

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Bert Roberge posted:

So where exactly will the campaign go if Hillary dies?

Will they bring Bernie back?

hell hopefully

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
hurry up and ditch her DNC so we can bern this world empire to tha MOTHAFUCKIN ground

White Phosphorus
Sep 12, 2000

The purpose of a political system is to produce competent elite. This Hillary vs. Trump election is the canary in the coalmine signalling that the system has become broken. If no changes are made it will only get worse. Get ready for the Brezhnev Chernenko Andropov combo.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Time to make some money and root for death

https://www.predictit.org/Contract/3500/Will-Clinton-drop-out-by-September-30#data

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

dookifex_maximus posted:



Creepy Uncle Touchy is more likely but we should still agitate for a Sanders/Warren ticket

President Coons seems fairly disrespectful after Obama.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001

White Phosphorus posted:

The purpose of a political system is to produce competent elite. This Hillary vs. Trump election is the canary in the coalmine signalling that the system has become broken. If no changes are made it will only get worse. Get ready for the Brezhnev Chernenko Andropov combo.

That's true, splitting the vote between a joke candidate and a lizard person is pretty much democracy's version of monarchy's inbred simpleton endgame

White Phosphorus
Sep 12, 2000

loving BBC front page http://www.bbc.com/news/election-us-2016-37332106

What the gently caress.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

oh man my government run news agency seems to have some sort of political agenda what is up with that

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

White Phosphorus posted:

The purpose of a political system is to produce competent elite. This Hillary vs. Trump election is the canary in the coalmine signalling that the system has become broken. If no changes are made it will only get worse. Get ready for the Brezhnev Chernenko Andropov combo.

the attitude and behavior of the DNC this campaign is the most important facet of the breakdown of democratic controls in america, if george washington was thomas jefferson, he'd be spinning in his grave right now

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

The Kingfish posted:

lmbo @ the DnD Poster

Didn't have to type anything else, fam.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

Hillary almost collapsed like those towers.

Dial-a-Dog
May 22, 2001
It's good, and cool, that the DNC worked to shut out Bernie so they could install a corrupt dying warmonger instead of letting any percentage of our taxes go to helping people, and i am glad of it

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot
AP 9/11/2016 - Frontrunner's façade of health collapses at near free-fall speeds

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Really. A bush son that's unelected choking on food is relevant here

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client
Aug 19, 2010

Gianthogweed posted:

Didn't president Harrison also catch pneumonia during his campaign? He made it 6 months into his presidency. There's still hope for Hillary to be the first woman president.

apparently he got sick three weeks after his inauguration and then died 9 days later. according to my advanced calculations, hillary clinton will be dead by next tuesday

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