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Code Jockey posted:I cannot wait to see the debates, it's going to be so good this year it could be anything.... it could even be a boat!
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Prorat posted:Some MSM called this whole thing a "stumble" and you wonder why Trump gets cheers when he poo poo talks the media. They treat us like we are blind dumb fucks. Uhh, news flash, most people *are* blind dumb fucks, IMO.
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i suppose she could do like trump and pay off some loser doc's debts if he signs his name to a pre-written statement
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It wasn't a dildo, it was a custom-fitted obturator to keep her centipedes from escaping and running down her legs. She ain't got pneumonia, she's got a bad case of centipedes. Nothin' a good hearty douche with a can of Raid won't fix. ... Thread title made me gag on my vodka.
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"I HAVE A VOICE" *votes D or R* "IM TOTALLY NOt GAY" *sucks a dude off through a gloryhole*
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zimboe posted:It wasn't a dildo, it was a custom-fitted obturator to keep her centipedes from escaping and running down her legs. unironically punching down isn't cool
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Sep 12, 2016 07:40
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you have to attack her where she is strong, you give her strength by attacking her where she's weak
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Don't worry, Hillary's not gonna die in office. Zombies are already dead. ... Coming soon to a theatre near you: "Zomhillary! Attack of The Stumbling Dead" zimboe fucked around with this message at 07:44 on Sep 12, 2016 |
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dookifex_maximus posted:unironically punching down isn't cool I disagree with you. It's cool as all hell. And I'm just warming up. You're no fun anymore, noobie.
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Sep 12, 2016 07:48
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zimboe posted:You're no fun anymore, noobie. *farts*
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BERN THIS MOTHER DOWN
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dookifex_maximus posted:BERN THIS MOTHER DOWN 
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♪im bernin im bernin im bernin for you♫
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Hell Yeah posted:hillary clinton: ohhh bill i'm sick. i can't go to the presidential elections to day. lol
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wow. There is a very real chance thbat Donald Trump will own her so hard in a debate that she actually collapses on stage.
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:i just want to reiterate this point that probably our greatest president had no control over his legs but with metal braces on his legs he could swivel his body in such a way that his legs moved as if he were walking and then he would stand and give speeches while held in place by his braces and podium. hillary is fine. Hillary gots brain problems, not leg problems
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Man Whore posted:Hillary gots brain problems, not leg problems Brain centipedes are a stone cold bitch to deal with.
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Maybe the centipedes are trying to fix her. Don't anthropodshame.
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This is for all you dick lovers "Pondering this he set off in the direction of the files once more. This time Ms Clinton did not follow him; instead, she trashed about noisily, making her big frame comfortable in terms of a meager chair. Clinton coughed, and it seemed to Kaine, suddenly, that the massively built old woman was tired, despite her customary show of energy. I guess when you get elected to presidency 9 times, Kaine decided, you have to act in a certain way; you have to appear more than a human with merely ordinary failings. Probably Clintons's body contained a dozen artiforgs, artificial organs grafted into place in her physiological apparatus as the genuine, original ones, failed. Medical science, he conjectured, supplies the material groundwork, and out of the authority of her mind Clinton supplies the remainder. I wonder how old she is, he wondered. Impossible any more to tell by looks, especially after ninety."
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I've been avoiding mentions of Hillary's health because I'm afraid of growing old. I hoped it was all exaggerated because I'm a coward afraid of the grim spectre of decay, but drat she loving ragdolls and it's disturbing and upsetting Ironically just like my infirm old abuela!
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Ladies and gentlemen, your next president:
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If they switch in a new candidate, it'll still say Clinton on the ballot, right? Name recognition among the dumbfuck masses is what must be preserved.
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anybody find out what fell out of her pants leg yet none of the news sites are even addressing it (the metal thing)
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Ork of Fiction posted:If they switch in a new candidate, it'll still say Clinton on the ballot, right? Name recognition among the dumbfuck masses is what must be preserved. having any other name on the ballot would probably help more than hurt
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im no pundit but maybe she dropped something from her hand. like a pen or a coin
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I AM THE TOILET posted:anybody find out what fell out of her pants leg yet Its definitely a piece of medical equipment. Most likely part of the catheter apparatus. When you have strokes n seizures you often become incontinent.
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It's 100% a part of the chastity belt Anthony Weiner sabotaged as the last gently caress you to dominating Clinton lover, Huma Abedin.
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Moon Atari posted:Or out with the oldbama in with the pneumonia. Voted 5
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I finally figured it out. Talking Heads. It reminded me of the Talking Heads video. (the way she moves)
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:i just want to reiterate this point that probably our greatest president had no control over his legs but with metal braces on his legs he could swivel his body in such a way that his legs moved as if he were walking and then he would stand and give speeches while held in place by his braces and podium. hillary is fine. the guy died in office lmao
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EugeneJ posted:Bernie 2016 
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GRILLARY CLINTON posted:i just want to reiterate this point that probably our greatest president had no control over his legs but with metal braces on his legs he could swivel his body in such a way that his legs moved as if he were walking and then he would stand and give speeches while held in place by his braces and podium. hillary is fine. wow what a dumb post anyway lol guess those health problem rumors just weren't right wing smears.
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