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GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Who cares if Hillary has the bubonic plague or whatever, she is basically running unopposed

who else are you going to elect? off brand cheeto Mussolini?

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Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

waitwhatno posted:

Who cares if Hillary has the bubonic plague or whatever, she is basically running unopposed

who else are you going to elect? off brand cheeto Mussolini?

have you looked at polls recently

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

waitwhatno posted:

Who cares if Hillary has the bubonic plague or whatever, she is basically running unopposed

who else are you going to elect? off brand cheeto Mussolini?
Yeah :twisted:

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

waitwhatno posted:

Who cares if Hillary has the bubonic plague or whatever, she is basically running unopposed

who else are you going to elect? off brand cheeto Mussolini?

you could also vote for donald trump (the greatest candidate) instead of writing in a dictator's name

Neurolimal
Nov 3, 2012

Boomstick Quaid posted:

Wasn't she gravely fat and died in the night from terminal sleep apnea?

being too fat to breathe when laying down counts as being a gravely sick person imo

(I dont actually know much about PO wife, idk if she was even fat)

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009

Neurolimal posted:

being too fat to breathe when laying down counts as being a gravely sick person imo

(I dont actually know much about PO wife, idk if she was even fat)

I just looked at an image of her for the first time and she doesn't look so fat, and the cause of death is being reported as unknown, who knows

romanowski
Nov 10, 2012

i thought she literally just randomly died. like whoops there she goes

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

cnn posted:

Feeding into the alt-right narrative questioning Hillary Clinton's personal health

....

As it turns out, fainting spells (and near-fainting) are quite commonly seen in healthy people.

....

http://www.cnn.com/2016/09/11/opinions/hillary-clinton-health-vox/index.html

totally normal to faint all the time

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
man when the chicks notice what a nice guy patton oswalt is on twitter, he'll have like, 90 wives!

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Stop posting that "sick Twitter burn" and talking about a tragedy in some standup comics life you pathetic losers.

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
The next time she passes out the secret service should raid her purse for that hot sauce and fire some up her nose.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

canpakes posted:

Stop posting that "sick Twitter burn" and talking about a tragedy in some standup comics life you pathetic losers.

no, lmao

e: gently caress patton oswalt, the smug fat idiot

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Vote the greatest candidate for the greatest country. he will run the government the best way because he is the best at running a government good. In 200 years of history no man has seen a candidate so great and good at being a president. Even his test results came back all positive!

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time

canpakes posted:

Stop posting that "sick Twitter burn" and talking about a tragedy in some standup comics life you pathetic losers.

suck my dick you fuckman

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
A day without a couple of faintings and seizures is a day wasted.

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006


lol

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Wow, didn't know Patton was totally useless piece of liberal poo poo

JakeP
Apr 27, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

canpakes posted:

Stop posting that "sick Twitter burn" and talking about a tragedy in some standup comics life you pathetic losers.

Go back to tumblr

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot
She's actually just showing solidarity with the millions of Americans who can't afford to take a sick day, so they go to work and cough on everyone. A system that she has no intention of changing.

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

R-Type posted:

Wow, didn't know Patton was totally useless piece of liberal poo poo

Is the only other stand up comedian you know Larry the Cable Guy? Because I got a news flash for you.


Not to be confused with hot flashes.


Get it, that's a joke because Hillary is too old for those.

Mierenneuker fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Sep 12, 2016

canpakes
Jul 26, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Stumble

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

R-Type posted:

Wow, didn't know Patton was totally useless piece of liberal poo poo

yea hes a pretty well known shithead

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



romanowski posted:

whoops there she goes

let me hear ya say

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

EngineerSean posted:

She's actually just showing solidarity with the millions of Americans who can't afford to take a sick day, so they go to work and cough on everyone. A system that she has no intention of changing.

I've got like 100 sick days even after taking 5 weeks off for paternity leave a couple years ago when our twins were born.... Lol

Trump 2016!

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



https://twitter.com/HuffPostWomen/status/775335693748928512

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



this election owns and i am sad several cephalopod species die after laying a final clutch

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

R-Type posted:

Wow, didn't know Patton was totally useless piece of liberal poo poo

he spends all day every day on twitter tweeting stupid smug idiot poo poo that makes sarah silverman look well read and intelligent

every comedian thinks they're the new jon stewart

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
What the gently caress?

https://twitter.com/DavidShuster/status/775352320720797696

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

why would anybody think that Bernie Sanders - outsider - has any chance of anything?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Future HuffPo headline: Why Tim Kaine Filling in for Hillary at Debates is a Sign of Strength

Nill
Aug 24, 2003

Pull out, let Biden face off against Trump in the debates, then BIDEN pulls out and the fully recovered husk of Hillary retakes its position on the ballot. Foolproof.

Stuffguyman
Jun 3, 2007

Germstore posted:

Future HuffPo headline: Why Tim Kaine Filling in for Hillary at Debates is a Sign of Strength

Hey Germstore, is it fair to say that Hillary is your biggest customer?

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Nill posted:

Pull out, let Biden face off against Trump in the debates, then BIDEN pulls out and the fully recovered husk of Hillary retakes its position on the ballot. Foolproof.

biden vs. trump debates is the dream they will have 2 run it on delay for censoring

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
if they even convene to talk about a replacement thats not good for the DNC ticket at all

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

Germstore posted:

Future HuffPo headline: Why Tim Kaine Filling in for Hillary at Debates is a Sign of Strength
You have to delegate to be a good president - and nobody's showing that more than Hillary Clinton!

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Hilary spending the rest of the campaign in a sedan chair is the bravest, most feminist thing anyone has ever done

Uncle Salty
Jan 19, 2008
BOYS

InterFaced posted:

The next time she passes out the secret service should raid her purse for that hot sauce and fire some up her nose.

I enjoyed this post. I am certain that she has hot sauce in her bag just like Beyoncé.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

canpakes posted:

Stop posting that "sick Twitter burn" and talking about a tragedy in some standup comics life you pathetic losers.

yes, please think of the integrity of the Something Awful dot Com comedy forums before you post something so hurtful

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

Germstore posted:

Future HuffPo headline: Why Tim Kaine Filling in for Hillary at Debates is a Sign of Strength

Absent from the public view for the past seventeen days, Hillary's fiery new written statement shows she's as strong as she ever was.

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Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
We the people, having had enough of this poo poo, have decided to determine the 2016 election with a 230 mile multi-leg foot race between Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump from the Matthew Lyon Post Office in Vermont to Trump Tower in Manhattan.

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