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The Mentalizer posted:Wasn't that Parahexavoctal (or something like that)? I remember seeing pictures of him with that stupid stick at some goon meet or something. Haha yes, it was most definitely him. I went to a few Montreal goon meets that he attended. At my first one, I was warned not to sit near him since he liked to just randomly pick up girls and guess their weight (without their consent). I think he also brought a spider to a meet once. He would mostly sit there doing crossword puzzles and be awkward as gently caress.
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jennyinstereo posted:Haha yes, it was most definitely him. I went to a few Montreal goon meets that he attended. At my first one, I was warned not to sit near him since he liked to just randomly pick up girls and guess their weight (without their consent). I think he also brought a spider to a meet once. He would mostly sit there doing crossword puzzles and be awkward as gently caress. i do this as well but im a chubby chaser, so usually it ends with me making a sound like a dodge neon trying to start, they don't budge, and i say "Well i deadlift 275 so you're a gently caress load more than that" and they get all insecure for some reason
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jennyinstereo posted:Haha yes, it was most definitely him. I went to a few Montreal goon meets that he attended. At my first one, I was warned not to sit near him since he liked to just randomly pick up girls and guess their weight (without their consent). I think he also brought a spider to a meet once. He would mostly sit there doing crossword puzzles and be awkward as gently caress. There's cavemen then there's cavemen. There's white trash and there's WHITE TRASH. There's PUAS and then there's PUAS. There's consent and then there's con-scent.
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RFC2324 posted:Also maybe work up to it instead of going straight to the hardest challenge you can think of. I swear there was a thread that someone made where they illustrate some of the more well known SA stories and that's how we found out the dude turned his life around and got his kids back.
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A Kpro posted:I swear there was a thread that someone made where they illustrate some of the more well known SA stories and that's how we found out the dude turned his life around and got his kids back. illustrate e/n success stories
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Sep 11, 2016 17:07
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Schwarzwald posted:Veni Vidi Veni 
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Hot Dog Day #82 posted:There was a goon who posted in FYAD around the time I registered (2003) who'd only quote people and post jeddite 
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MENSA op still has a place in my heart when it comes to gimmick posters
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I'm like halfway through the "Death March Across America" thread and holy poo poo. It's the E/N well post spot-on. Tons of qualified, experienced hikers were like "you're an idiot because you haven't tested your gear, you haven't trained or prepared for this at all, and all your gear sucks." All his replies were laden with  or he'd simply avoid questions like "how far have you hiked in a day?" Everyone, everyone told him how stupid and unfeasible taking a baby stroller on loving hiking trails was and sure enough it broke 6 miles in and he only made it 5 days with one rest day included. Jesus christ. And if he never posted the thread he would have kept with his original route of trudging along the loving highway in Nevada and other hellscapes in the middle of summer. He even acted smug about changing his route, which was obviously due to tons of goons telling him it was literally suicide. And people gave him like 3 grand for a five-day hike. drat that saga made me feel like I'm not a fuckup at all compared to Muerte.
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extra stout posted:i do this as well but im a chubby chaser, so usually it ends with me making a sound like a dodge neon trying to start, they don't budge, and i say "Well i deadlift 275 so you're a gently caress load more than that" and they get all insecure for some reason loving lol
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MeatwadIsGod posted:drat that saga made me feel like I'm not a fuckup at all compared to Muerte. Isn't this what we all long for in a goon saga?
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Sep 12, 2016 00:53
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just to be slightly above the bottom of the bell curve of humanity
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Another crazy e/n guy tried to go on a death march recently. I can't find the thread right now but he was a paranoid schizophrenic who believed that he was the reincarnation of some climate change researcher, and he wanted to walk across Canada to raise awareness of global warming or something. Once again, he made it like 10 miles before giving up.
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muerte the death marcher was also made a mod in the diary forum but he never posted again
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Sep 12, 2016 01:16
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Robot Danger posted:Didn't the printer carrying goon kill themselves? Yeah. He dead
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Big Centipede posted:Yeah. He dead Seriously? 
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Seriously? Yes.
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Seriously? we are all going to die btw
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Panfilo posted:Was he buried with his printer? No, the pallbearers took it to an open field and beat the poo poo out of it.
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gentle pete posted:Another crazy e/n guy tried to go on a death march recently. I can't find the thread right now but he was a paranoid schizophrenic who believed that he was the reincarnation of some climate change researcher, and he wanted to walk across Canada to raise awareness of global warming or something. Once again, he made it like 10 miles before giving up. It's really not interesting enough to re-read since he deleted his 30+ blogger accounts, but key points are that he made it WAY further than Muerte (160 km) and upon giving up decided to use his cart to bring food and water every day to a homeless camp. So he did end up helping people 
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Scudworth posted:It's really not interesting enough to re-read since he deleted his 30+ blogger accounts, but key points are that he made it WAY further than Muerte (160 km) and upon giving up decided to use his cart to bring food and water every day to a homeless camp. So he did end up helping people I can walk to the Walgreens from my apartment and make it farther than Muerte did though
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Sep 12, 2016 03:15
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I really liked the Doobie saga, we made a random hillbilly's dream come true. Also, do you remember that girl on her that didn't realize her roommate was dead until like a week later? G R O S S
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symbolic posted:speaking of Alias, i got reminded of this post: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3635620&pagenumber=232&perpage=40#post458490330 Holy poo poo, I had no idea that was this guy. I played CSGO with him sometimes, things make a bit more sense now..
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Seriously? im mean thats the logical conclusion to that tale
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Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:im mean thats the logical conclusion to that tale I wonder if he'll eventually be Canonized. 
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Let's not forget this creepy detail that printer guy included in his story.quote:By the time I get there, I'm wet all over from sweating in the +90 degree heat outside and carrying a heavy motherfucking HP Deskjet printer. The first thing I see upon entering her room (my first time in a girl's bedroom) are some panties on her bed. "  Totally just joking, guys.  " Rupert Buttermilk posted:I wonder if he'll eventually be Canonized. I'll always remember him as a fellow SA Brother. Edmund Sparkler has a new favorite as of 05:32 on Sep 12, 2016 |
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:I wonder if he'll eventually be Canonized. 
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symbolic posted:speaking of Alias, i got reminded of this post: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3635620&pagenumber=232&perpage=40#post458490330 quote:everyone bans me from their goon irc channels and im loving sick of it. can't go into the TCC channel, the gay goons channel (and i'm not even gay!) or the byob channel (and i'm not even gay!)
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The SA-Tan Saga Basically there was a Awful link of the Day (ALOD) that was about this Japannese dude fetish of muscled dudes punching women in the stomach and making them puke. Lowtax posted it, goons found and mocked it, and every one had a good time. This lead do the dude creating a female personfication of SA and punching her in the stomach in retaliation. Lowtax then went to the forums asking for the best artist to create a new comic to fight back and it just spiraled out from there. Each sub-section got their own SA-Tan(the FYAD ones got really out there), the retaliation comic was really good and creepy and every one had a fun time. Sadly all the images are lost in time now.
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One of my favorite threads was back in 2009 or 2010 and challenged everyone to make a costume just with the things in their bedroom. It was a fantastic display of goon creativity. I'll post in the lost thread thread and see if I can dig it up.
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The Mentalizer posted:Wasn't that Parahexavoctal (or something like that)? I remember seeing pictures of him with that stupid stick at some goon meet or something.
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the confession thread just reminded me of the EN thread about someone who in their mid/late 20s had to have a circumcision because they'd never washed their dick. anyone got a link to that? also the goon who's brother kept sticking weird things in his dick at age 13 and nearly died of sepsis twice as a result
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a hole-y ghost posted:Anyone got these pictures? I can give you this for now: Parahexavoctal posted:It's a stick. It used to be a broom handle, or possibly a mop handle. I had a shorter one, but I forgot it on the subway a few days ago. Oh well.
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did anyone post the thread where goons paid 30 bucks for the chance to get luxury items like motorcycles and vacations and ended up getting dollar store poo poo like plastic vampire teeth because lol http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3338464&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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bunky posted:did anyone post the thread where goons paid 30 bucks for the chance to get luxury items like motorcycles and vacations and ended up getting dollar store poo poo like plastic vampire teeth because lol its happening again right now in PYF people were making fun of loot crate and poo poo and discovered something called bobcat in a box and so far the goons who signed up for it have received post cards and black and white print outs of the first Google Image search for train schematics lmao
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Celluloid Sam posted:its happening again right now in PYF people were making fun of loot crate and poo poo and discovered something called bobcat in a box and so far the goons who signed up for it have received post cards and black and white print outs of the first Google Image search for train schematics lmao aha gently caress Iron Crowned posted:I got my first mysterious bobcat in a box item!
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bunky posted:did anyone post the thread where goons paid 30 bucks for the chance to get luxury items like motorcycles and vacations and ended up getting dollar store poo poo like plastic vampire teeth because lol I always like that thread because you can skip from the first page of "I work for a startup and you'll win motorcycles" with goons going "Bought three" to the 7th page with "What you need to do is contact the FBI." and "Holy poo poo nobody suggest anything illegal going after the guy that scammed you"
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