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Bubble Bobby: Jan 28, 2005

Uncle Wemus posted:

His wife died rather than spend another minute with that shrill unfunny fat human being

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# ? Sep 13, 2016 04:27

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# ? May 28, 2024 11:11

BIG PUFFY NIPS: Mar 7, 2007; College Slice

rip abuela 2 crooked 4 this world

# ? Sep 13, 2016 04:29

mostlygray: Nov 1, 2012; BURY ME AS I LIVED, A FREE MAN ON THE CLUTCH

steinrokkan posted:

like, the fact that a coin or something fell out of her pocket is completely insignificant compared to the fact that she can be killed by sunlight

I didn't want to weigh in on this but I will anyway. She was trying to keep it together and pretend that she wasn't ill and wasn't dehydrated, but she failed.

It happened to me once when I was a strapping, muscular, 16 year old, farm boy. I didn't get enough water, salt, and potassium in me that morning and I was half dead. I was carrying a mattock and roguing weeds from a field. It was 80-something degrees and humid. Not terrible weather, but not fun either. I dropped in the row while I was walking. I couldn't stand up. My dad had to drag me to the truck, stumbling. When I got in the house, I ate a handful of salt that I chased with a quart of water. That got me moving. I then ate 3 peanut butter and banana sandwiches and lay down in the basement where it was cool (no A/C at the farm). An hour later, I was back in the field feeling like a million bucks. Yay sodium and potassium!

Heat does shut you down. We should all be more concerned about why she wasn't getting water and electrolytes. That's where the handler problem lies. I always have to tell people I work with, when in the sun, or sweating profusely, to drink. Drink-salt-drink-banana-drink-sugar-drink-salt-drink-cookie...ad infinitum. A palm full of salt, a spoon of honey, and a quart of water always perks you up. If you're nauseous after that, eat a banana.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 05:23

BIG PUFFY NIPS: Mar 7, 2007; College Slice

at least she died doing what she loved having her seizing carcass tossed in a van by armed thugs paid with are tax dollars

# ? Sep 13, 2016 05:30

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Blue Train posted:

ask the child he raped on epsteins island

I did but she said the lights were off.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 05:39

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

mostlygray posted:

I didn't want to weigh in on this but I will anyway. She was trying to keep it together and pretend that she wasn't ill and wasn't dehydrated, but she failed.

It happened to me once when I was a strapping, muscular, 16 year old, farm boy. I didn't get enough water, salt, and potassium in me that morning and I was half dead. I was carrying a mattock and roguing weeds from a field. It was 80-something degrees and humid. Not terrible weather, but not fun either. I dropped in the row while I was walking. I couldn't stand up. My dad had to drag me to the truck, stumbling. When I got in the house, I ate a handful of salt that I chased with a quart of water. That got me moving. I then ate 3 peanut butter and banana sandwiches and lay down in the basement where it was cool (no A/C at the farm). An hour later, I was back in the field feeling like a million bucks. Yay sodium and potassium!

Heat does shut you down. We should all be more concerned about why she wasn't getting water and electrolytes. That's where the handler problem lies. I always have to tell people I work with, when in the sun, or sweating profusely, to drink. Drink-salt-drink-banana-drink-sugar-drink-salt-drink-cookie...ad infinitum. A palm full of salt, a spoon of honey, and a quart of water always perks you up. If you're nauseous after that, eat a banana.

Yeah, it's kind of amazing that this far into the campaign her handlers don't know that Clinton needs a salt lick.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 05:48

nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

mostlygray posted:

I was carrying a mattock and roguing weeds from a field. It was 80-something degrees and humid. Not terrible weather, but not fun either. I dropped in the row while I was walking. I couldn't stand up. My dad had to drag me to the truck, stumbling. When I got in the house, I ate a handful of salt that I chased with a quart of water. That got me moving. I then ate 3 peanut butter and banana sandwiches and lay down in the basement where it was cool (no A/C at the farm). An hour later, I was back in the field feeling like a million bucks. Yay sodium and potassium!

doesn't comparing that to a 68 year old woman fainting in climate controlled conditions with secret service agents at her beck and call seem a little absurd to you

# ? Sep 13, 2016 05:48

nigga crab pollock: Mar 26, 2010; by Lowtax

p sure jeb had a lil man inside of his head controlling the rest of him like that one alien in men in black

# ? Sep 13, 2016 05:49

A Stupid Baby: Dec 31, 2002; lip up fatty

nigga crab pollock posted:

doesn't comparing that to a 68 year old woman fainting in climate controlled conditions with secret service agents at her beck and call seem a little absurd to you

I fainted once as an altar boy because the church was too crowded to keep up with the A/C and it got stuffy and out came the incense. Then another faint when I was 20 tho my dad had just died and I was under a lot of stress and had a grand mal 3 months later.

Anyway the takeaway from this is that Hilldawgs dark secret is probably Roman Catholocism

# ? Sep 13, 2016 05:59

Rubellavator: Aug 16, 2007

nothing says presidential competence like being too loving stupid to drink water while suffering from pneumonia, why just a few years ago we had a president who choked on a pretzel

# ? Sep 13, 2016 06:02

reallivedinosaur: Jun 13, 2012; Ogdober subrise! XDDD

hmm im seeing a pattern

hillary is a giant pussy who "faints" to get out of doing work

# ? Sep 13, 2016 06:03

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

Wow, hillary got sick? That's it, no president of mine gets "sick". Definitely voting for Mr.Trump now

# ? Sep 13, 2016 06:08

reallivedinosaur: Jun 13, 2012; Ogdober subrise! XDDD

she just tripped its no big deal poo poo man

# ? Sep 13, 2016 06:10

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

don't call me a poo poo man :qq:

Mr. Trump will turn this country around

# ? Sep 13, 2016 06:14

BIG PUFFY NIPS: Mar 7, 2007; College Slice

if we keep going at this rate the hysterical reassurances of the hillarymen are gonna reach a pitch too shrill for human ears by next week and i for one cant wait

# ? Sep 13, 2016 06:19

BIG PUFFY NIPS: Mar 7, 2007; College Slice

Dont Panic: 10 reasons Hillarys inability to walk under her own power is really a good thing.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 06:23

NotWearingPants: Jan 3, 2006; by Nyc_Tattoo; Nap Ghost

If Hillary dies tonight, the democrats could pretty much pick a name out of a hat and still beat Trump.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 06:25

Moon Atari: Dec 26, 2010

NotWearingPants posted:

If Hillary dies tonight, the democrats could pretty much pick a name out of a hat and still beat Trump.

Hillary's command of the democrats is so strong that in the event of her death they are committed to leaving her corpse on the ballot and seeing it through a full term. It's her turn goddamnit. Neither the american public or the grim spectre of death can prevent the inevitable.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 06:45

extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

Sonofsilversign posted:

Dont Panic: 10 reasons Hillarys inability to walk under her own power is really a good thing.

Proud of my DisAbuela'd First Female President

# ? Sep 13, 2016 06:57

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extra stout posted:

DisAbuela'd

# ? Sep 13, 2016 07:15

whoflungpoop: Sep 9, 2004; With you and the constellations

extra stout posted:

DisAbuela'd

oh my

# ? Sep 13, 2016 07:40

Cnut the Great: Mar 30, 2014

I'm kind of astounded, in light of this thread's title, that Hillary's internal moisture levels have actually become a point of discussion in mainstream news articles. But I guess that's par for the course for this election.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 07:44

zimboe: Aug 3, 2012; FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

The play ain't over till the fat lady suddenly liquifies into a pool of ichor with disarticulated bones poking out.
...

The purpose of the little ear-dingus is to feed her important instructions from her staff.
i.e.
"Breathe in....Breathe out. Breathe in...breathe out."

E:
And she doesn't have pneumonia; she merely suffers from SIHAS (Sudden Involuntary Assal Horizontology Syndrome).

zimboe fucked around with this message at 08:32 on Sep 13, 2016

# ? Sep 13, 2016 08:27

old fat bird: Oct 27, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

I like all the people defending the weather before she was "dehydrated", ah yes - New York New York, always known for it's positively Hellish Autumn's :lol:

# ? Sep 13, 2016 08:29

zimboe: Aug 3, 2012; FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

I always thought "dehydrated" was coy talk that means "drunk". Booze does dry you out.
...
E:

I see a definite trend here:

she's perfectly healthy ->crazy conspiracy theories-> alt-right kooks attacking her->just seasonal allergies->she's been talking too much->stumbled->dehydrated->overheated->just a wee touch of pneumonia

So then, extrapolating:
Just needs a little break->that wasn't a hearse at Chelsea's house->that's not a body bag it's just her summer wardrobe->crazy conspiracy theories->news blackout->that's not a coffin->that's not urine leaking out of that coffin->that's not her coffin-> national day of mourning->Trump 2016

They're gonna stonewall this until they're leaning on her headstone.

zimboe fucked around with this message at 08:54 on Sep 13, 2016

# ? Sep 13, 2016 08:34

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

mostlygray posted:

I didn't want to weigh in on this but I will anyway. She was trying to keep it together and pretend that she wasn't ill and wasn't dehydrated, but she failed.

It happened to me once when I was a strapping, muscular, 16 year old, farm boy. I didn't get enough water, salt, and potassium in me that morning and I was half dead. I was carrying a mattock and roguing weeds from a field. It was 80-something degrees and humid. Not terrible weather, but not fun either. I dropped in the row while I was walking. I couldn't stand up. My dad had to drag me to the truck, stumbling. When I got in the house, I ate a handful of salt that I chased with a quart of water. That got me moving. I then ate 3 peanut butter and banana sandwiches and lay down in the basement where it was cool (no A/C at the farm). An hour later, I was back in the field feeling like a million bucks. Yay sodium and potassium!

Heat does shut you down. We should all be more concerned about why she wasn't getting water and electrolytes. That's where the handler problem lies. I always have to tell people I work with, when in the sun, or sweating profusely, to drink. Drink-salt-drink-banana-drink-sugar-drink-salt-drink-cookie...ad infinitum. A palm full of salt, a spoon of honey, and a quart of water always perks you up. If you're nauseous after that, eat a banana.

Hillary just couldn't find a moment to get a glass of water on her hard day tilling the fields of Manhattan.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 09:32

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

I want to be president is it my turn yet

# ? Sep 13, 2016 09:45

mike12345: Jul 14, 2008; "Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."

CharlestonJew posted:

I want to be president is it my turn yet

I don't know what are your opinions on this character

# ? Sep 13, 2016 09:52

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

mike12345 posted:

I don't know what are your opinions on this character

That's my VP

# ? Sep 13, 2016 09:53

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

CharlestonJew posted:

That's my VP

this is like the McCain / palin situation, with you as palin

# ? Sep 13, 2016 09:55

CharlestonJew: Jul 7, 2011; Illegal Hen

CJ/DGSW 2020: Suck my drat balls, America

# ? Sep 13, 2016 10:00

Teikanmi: Dec 16, 2006; by R. Guyovich

The first act of my bresidency will be to retract Obama's benis

# ? Sep 13, 2016 10:07

BIG PUFFY NIPS: Mar 7, 2007; College Slice

dont/vote 2016

# ? Sep 13, 2016 10:26

Pannus: Mar 14, 2004

I find it hard to believe that she was dehydrated if her pussy was as wet as the OP describes

# ? Sep 13, 2016 12:13

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Pannus posted:

I find it hard to believe that she was dehydrated if her pussy was as wet as the OP describes

All moisture was diverted to the pussy

# ? Sep 13, 2016 12:25

Boxcar: Jul 29, 2000

A Stupid Baby posted:

I fainted once as an altar boy because the church was too crowded to keep up with the A/C and it got stuffy and out came the incense. Then another faint when I was 20 tho my dad had just died and I was under a lot of stress and had a grand mal 3 months later.

Anyway the takeaway from this is that Hilldawgs dark secret is probably Roman Catholocism

Proverbs 24:10 - If thou faint in the day of adversity, thy strength is small.

Don't blame God, even he thinks you're a pussy

# ? Sep 13, 2016 12:48

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

http://blog.dilbert.com/post/150328786191/deplorable-pneumonia

^{its over}

# ? Sep 13, 2016 12:51

RideTheSpiral: Sep 18, 2005; College Slice

A Stupid Baby posted:

I fainted once as an altar boy because the church was too crowded to keep up with the A/C and it got stuffy and out came the incense. Then another faint when I was 20 tho my dad had just died and I was under a lot of stress and had a grand mal 3 months later.

Anyway the takeaway from this is that Hilldawgs dark secret is probably Roman Catholocism

im sorry you got bummed so much you fainted

# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:25

zimboe: Aug 3, 2012; FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Large Glass Bottle of Hard Vacuum 2016!

# ? Sep 13, 2016 14:22

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# ? Sep 13, 2016 14:45

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