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Fuzzy Mammal posted:what's this, a new zachtronics game? i like...i don't get this. it's not even one step removed from just building the thing for real, or running a circuit simulator. why do you need to make a video game about it? it's like, i don't know, a game about cooking dinner. just cook dinner Roosevelt posted:the best bond girl name is Pussy Galore dr. holly goodhead i'm chewbacca when i used to play arma 2 with the goons there was one guy who became a running joke after he tried to take command of the mission and order people around saying "look, i've been in the poo poo at the big airsoft shoot, and--" (cut off by universal mocking) there were people playing that game where you'd be like "hey i notice you always take the heavy machine gun slot" and they'd go "ah, yeah, well, i carried one of these things for two years in iraq" but no, the big airsoft shoot
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Sagebrush posted:i like...i don't get this. it's not even one step removed from just building the thing for real, or running a circuit simulator. why do you need to make a video game about it? i didnt want to be a dick about it but yeah. just get some breadboards and chips at that point
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Sep 13, 2016 04:40
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for fucks sake it's not even that hard to get into the military or even do well, i'm a scrawny nerd and still made it through mountain infantry training, it took me 13 minutes to do a 1 mile 'run' when i entered the best was all the guys that entered under 18X contracts, which was basically you signed up for special forces and the recruiters knew 99% of them wouldn't make it and they'd get infantry guys anyways, but everyone wanted to be the big bad tacticool operator like seriously what goes on in someones head to make them think playing airsoft is in any way comparable to being an actual soldier? also heavy machine guns for life! M240B HOOAH! now i'm beginning to think the group i played arma with for a few weeks may have just been a bunch of airsofters because they took that poo poo way too seriously and every prior service guy i ever played with just wanted to gently caress around and have fun, fly by the seat of their pants
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Sep 13, 2016 04:47
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then again i do notice non-combat jobs are definitely more likely to be like that, i know an EOD guy i'm friends with that's just thankful he still has all of his limbs, showed me a picture of him out with some friends and both of them were double amputees
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Sep 13, 2016 04:49
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soldier, you will use approved phonetics on this channel dont forget, MilfSlitter75 and xXxStoned_GokuxXx are alpha team ALPHA
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Sep 13, 2016 04:51
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i was a very recalcitrant recruit and still made it basically run & shoot. pretty easy. i think basic would be fun as gently caress now, from my lofty position of 39 years. hell, i'd be older than most of the drill sergeants
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Sep 13, 2016 04:51
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what is stoned_goku's power level something between like 6 and whoaoaoaaaa
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ugh gently caress going through basic again, each of my drill sergeants were 2-3 deployment combat vets and were borderline insane, i mean when one is telling you the story of how he curbstomped a haji so hard he still has brains on the boot he used and keeps it as a trophy you know something is hosed up
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Apocadall posted:ugh gently caress going through basic again, each of my drill sergeants were 2-3 deployment combat vets and were borderline insane, i mean when one is telling you the story of how he curbstomped a haji so hard he still has brains on the boot he used and keeps it as a trophy you know something is hosed up jusst going to the stripmall recruitment poo poo after nein elephant was poo poo here's my polaroid collection from the highway of death oh well, laters i'd never pass the drug tests at meps anyways so seeaya
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Sep 13, 2016 04:57
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Apocadall posted:ugh gently caress going through basic again, each of my drill sergeants were 2-3 deployment combat vets and were borderline insane, i mean when one is telling you the story of how he curbstomped a haji so hard he still has brains on the boot he used and keeps it as a trophy you know something is hosed up i had a tit basic. i didnt think so at the time but i was barely 18 and retarded even for an 18 year old. had i been active i probably would have wound up in bosnia but i enlisted during a relatively peaceful time in us history (1995). go me i guess, ride the wave of dumb luck all the way home
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Apocadall posted:now i'm beginning to think the group i played arma with for a few weeks may have just been a bunch of airsofters because they took that poo poo way too seriously and every prior service guy i ever played with just wanted to gently caress around and have fun, fly by the seat of their pants the real vets and active duty guys were universally cool and pretty easygoing, although not super friendly. i can't presume to imagine what veteran psychology is like or what's going through their heads when they play an army simulator, though. the people who take arma seriously are some of the worst people to play games with in the entire world, even moreso than people who take flight sims too seriously. there's an arma clan that pretends to be a real army regiment. all of the players are ranked, and there are promotions handed out by the upper ranks based on mission performance. besides all the obvious stuff like maintaining real-life radio protocol and getting kicked from the game for firing your weapon when you haven't been cleared to do so, in-game when a superior officer walks past, you have to salute them (there is a key for this). violating this will get you disciplined. after every mission you must go on their forums and post an after-action report (which follows a specific format based on real AARs). failure to do this will also result in disciplinary action. just join the fuckin' army
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oh and there's a mod they all play with called ACE that adds a bunch of terrible spergy poo poo like a healing system where you have to remember which of ten different drugs and techniques to apply for each injury and in what order or you'll kill the guy. and night-vision goggles that don't have auto-brightness because it's more realistic if you have to simulate loving with the dial all the time. but the best part is that it changes the weight limits for your guy, so that if you carry more than fifty pounds of gear you will continuously fall over and pass out if you move at more than a walking pace -- i can only assume this was based on the physical fitness levels of the mod authors
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Sep 13, 2016 05:02
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i dunno there is a moral dimension involved in being a real live army person that playing computer games doesn't really cross into although from the sound of it i doubt many of these people are committed pacifists
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Sep 13, 2016 05:03
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war, much like video games, is for children makes perfect sense
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Sep 13, 2016 05:05
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the only thing i liked about ACE was the positional voice communication and letting mountains and stuff interfere with radio, that was a pretty cool addition, beyond that lol also you're probably more likely to find pacifists in prior service guys because they actually understand first hand how horrible war is, games can't exactly capture having to watch a good friend of a couple years bleed out in a killzone by sniper fire and being unable to do anything to help them in time
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Sep 13, 2016 05:08
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big scary monsters posted:i dunno there is a moral dimension involved in being a real live army person that playing computer games doesn't really cross into there were plenty of jokes about durka durka and eliminating hajjis from what i remember Apocadall posted:the only thing i liked about ACE was the positional voice communication and letting mountains and stuff interfere with radio, that was a pretty cool addition, beyond that lol that's ACRE, which is a good mod ACE is the sperghole funtactular that adds every feature that sucks and 1 million variants of the M4
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Sep 13, 2016 05:20
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now that i've discovered this i have no need for vaporwave https://www.apmmusic.com/search/%5B%7B%22field%22%3A%22genre%22%2C%22value%22%3A%22Corporate%22%2C%22operation%22%3A%22must%22%7D%5D
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basic training sounds like a fun adventure doing pushups with shirtless bros in the woods and riding ziplines or whatever but i wouldnt wanna have to go and shoot real people afterwards
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Sep 13, 2016 05:34
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maxe posted:basic training sounds like a fun adventure doing pushups with shirtless bros in the woods and riding ziplines or whatever but i wouldnt wanna have to go and shoot real people afterwards yeah i never had to, military welfare queens represent
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did u guys like the military? most of my buddies who joined didn't really.
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Panty Saluter posted:i had a tit basic. i didnt think so at the time but i was barely 18 and retarded even for an 18 year old. had i been active i probably would have wound up in bosnia but i enlisted during a relatively peaceful time in us history (1995). go me i guess, ride the wave of dumb luck all the way home i have a friend in the same boat. joined the marines between the two iraq wars and somehow mannaged to miss bosnia. spent the entire time after basic in okinawa repairing vehicles and loving japanese girls.
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PokeJoe posted:did u guys like the military? most of my buddies who joined didn't really. eh, i should have picked a different job but it's not the worst life and keeps you busy at least, and the pay isn't that terrible when you factor in all of the benefits and stuff it's just mentally and physically draining overall i didn't mind the military life that much, the routine to things was nice and though there was a lot of downtime you just felt like part of a big machine that operated surprisingly smoothly all things considered and i like that rigor and function it had hard to find that again in the civilian world
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PokeJoe posted:did u guys like the military? most of my buddies who joined didn't really. not a mil goon here by any means, but the quote i hear often is "i wouldn't give up the experience for anything but i would never have joined if i knew what it was going to be like" or something to that effect
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PokeJoe posted:did u guys like the military? most of my buddies who joined didn't really. the only dude i know who absolutely loved the military is gay and reallllyy loves macho military dudes
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Sep 13, 2016 07:13
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the military is for suckers why do you think they recruit outta hs so hard
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Trig Discipline posted:the only dude i know who absolutely loved the military is gay and reallllyy loves macho military dudes i have it on good authority that jacking off is strictly prohibited but there's no rules for washing your deeyock really really thoroughly
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:the military is for suckers also didn't help with how much post 9/11 propaganda we got, especially from games targeted at that demographic you also had things like america's army giving you special tags in game for joining the military really hosed up looking back on it
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i loved how up front they were w/ america's army being a recruiting tool when is the drone game coming out i want to shoot xXxsToNeD_gOkUxXx's wedding
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Sep 13, 2016 07:32
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everyone in my highschool took the ASVAB and then recruiters called you and pestered you to join up.
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i got max scores and the air force wanted to eat my balls so bad
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so if you respond with things like "I don't think i'd be able to follow orders that don't seem sensible or intelligent to me" do they go away or does it not register.
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:i got max scores and the air force wanted to eat my balls so bad lol same, asvab is like sat lite and i "qualified" for everything but the marines got my home phone number somehow -do you like sports? -uh i snowboard -awesome, do you like to party? -i uh guess so (thinking about smoking weed) -that's great because NOBODY PARTIES HARDER THAN THE MARINES!!! -um okay i have to go now
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someone found the actual super hornio bros 1 tape and nobody told me??? I could digitize it in less than a year this time
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