Name this dog I just adopted.

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Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Is "HELL YEAH" a good name for a dog?

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:12

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el crappo poosman

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:12

crusty: Apr 16, 2015; Crustacean

Jose Oquendo posted:

poo poo head

Steve Martin fan detected.

Also, calling your dog Joe Smiley will brighten your day every day.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:24

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Ralp posted:

Ralp was originally the name of a gorilla from Gorillas.BAS. It works pretty well as a dog name too.

Leave

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:27

Bethamphetamine: Oct 29, 2012

name him after a rapper. If it's not a him, euthanize.
Then get a male dog and name the male dog after a popular rapper.

Or some obscure Adult Swim content, idk.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 03:51

Ork of Fiction: Jul 22, 2013

Just name him Frank Stallone. That way, every time you see him, you will remember Frank Stallone and have a little chuckle.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 04:06

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Hector Beerlioz posted:

Funny story, back in the 50s my father's next door neighbors had a black lab with this very name. It got out once and they went up and down the street calling for it.

lol

# ? Sep 13, 2016 10:54

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
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Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

Barken Poopsalot

# ? Sep 13, 2016 11:43

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Name him Dare

# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:07

Ren and Stimpire: Oct 28, 2013; Fun Shoe

Gizmo

# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:18

green chicken feet: Nov 5, 2015; spray-paint the vegetables
dog food stalls
with the beefcake pantyhose; Grimey Drawer

perfect name for a small dog:

Microaggression

# ? Sep 13, 2016 13:28

Zenos Paradise: Apr 2, 2011; Did somebody say honeypot?

Dog Lungren

# ? Sep 13, 2016 14:17

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Mr. President.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 14:18

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

Frankenfarter

# ? Sep 13, 2016 15:06

Nic Cage dick cage: Jun 23, 2009; Lipstick Apathy

Margaret Dumont

# ? Sep 13, 2016 15:50

Bobbo Biggins: May 13, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

Mr. Poopy Butthole
Schwifty

# ? Sep 13, 2016 16:01

Gatekeeper: Aug 3, 2003; He was warrior and mystic, ogre and saint, the fox and the innocent, chivalrous, ruthless, less than a god, more than a man.

JnnyThndrs posted:

This thread makes me sad, back in the day the entire first page of -any- "name my____" would be filled with one single response. Now, years later, everyone is either banned, dead, or riddled with dementia and five pages in, nobody's posted the correct answer.

Sexcopter

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lol wow the only reason I didn't write sexcopter was because I assumes after 5 pages someone had to have said it already

# ? Sep 13, 2016 16:48

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Barkle Clarke Duncan or Dogomon Northup.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 17:03

a mysterious cloak: Apr 5, 2003; Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!

Trash Boat

# ? Sep 13, 2016 17:25

jeff smisek: May 18, 2009

TRAMPOLINE KEITH

# ? Sep 13, 2016 17:35

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Is this dog dead yet? I wanna name another dog.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 17:37

naem: May 29, 2011

Where the hell are the cute pictures??????

# ? Sep 13, 2016 17:37

Myrddin_Emrys: Mar 27, 2007; by Hand Knit

name it 'gently caress you OP'

# ? Sep 13, 2016 17:39

Malcolm Excellent: May 20, 2007; Buglord

Pico

# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:01

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace

# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:03

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

hey OP has your little furball managed to pee on its own poop yet?

# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:05

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

if so call it PIPER

# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:05

RecoomesSexyRear: Jul 18, 2003

Prince Henry Stout

# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:09

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

naem posted:

Where the hell are the cute pictures??????

He's still at the foster home and I don't have any more pictures. I have a video of him playing with another dog though.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:19

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Dave_Indeed posted:

He's still at the foster home and I don't have any more pictures. I have a video of him playing with another dog though.

oh its an orphan dog? gross.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:20

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

lol who teh gently caress buys a USED dog?

# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:20

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Smash it Smash hit posted:

lol who teh gently caress buys a USED dog?

This is pretty sick OP you don't even know where that dog has been.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:23

yogizh: Oct 12, 2015; Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast

The Redeemer

# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:23

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Bert Roberge posted:

This is pretty sick OP you don't even know where that dog has been.

exactly what kind of poor can afford a new dog?

# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:28

Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

I'm not paying some rear end in a top hat that doesn't care about dogs ~1000 dollars for a pure bred dipshit when this dog is free and clearly forged in the flames of misfortune, destined to reign in eternal glory on my few acres of land.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:40

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

Dave_Indeed posted:

I'm not paying some rear end in a top hat that doesn't care about dogs ~1000 dollars for a pure bred dipshit when this dog is free and clearly forged in the flames of misfortune, destined to reign in eternal glory on my few acres of land.

Poor mutts without medical problems just aren't cool dude.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:42

zimboe: Aug 3, 2012; FIRST EBOLA GOON AVOID ALL POSTS SPEWING EBLOA SHIT POSTS EVERWHERE
I'm literally retarded

Well, it depends.
I like to let critters name themselves by their behavior.
Hence:

If he's noisy, Barkulus Prime.
If he shits everywhere, Crapulus Prime.
if he's got a touchy stomach, Barfy.
If from both ends, Barfy McShitcannon.

I thinx.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:42

Bert Roberge: Nov 28, 2003

zimboe posted:

Well, it depends.
I like to let critters name themselves by their behavior.
Hence:

If he's noisy, Barkulus Prime.
If he shits everywhere, Crapulus Prime.
if he's got a touchy stomach, Barfy.
If from both ends, Barfy McShitcannon.

I thinx.

These also sound like good baby names.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:42

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Dave_Indeed posted:

I'm not paying some rear end in a top hat that doesn't care about dogs ~1000 dollars for a pure bred dipshit when this dog is free and clearly forged in the flames of misfortune, destined to reign in eternal glory on my few acres of land.

so what do you just find the dog on the side of the road or something? heh. gross.

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Dave_Indeed: Feb 22, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

Bert Roberge posted:

Poor mutts without medical problems just aren't cool dude.

He has ADHD. The video I have of him shows that he was attempting to wrestle a stuffed bear away from another small dog, then abruptly thought of something else and sat down to think about it.

# ? Sep 13, 2016 18:46

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