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firebeats
May 8, 2016

mostlygray posted:

Drink-salt-drink-banana-drink-sugar-drink-salt-drink-cookie

you get a swimming pool full of electrolytes then you diiiiiiiiiiiiive iiiiin it

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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

firebeats posted:

you get a swimming pool full of electrolytes then you diiiiiiiiiiiiive iiiiin it

lol

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
https://youtu.be/BcVkWK-rdS0

She's dead

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
rest in piss

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003


I'd still elect a corpse over Trump.

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009

Bert Roberge posted:

I'd still elect a corpse over Trump.

I have a feeling they won't just run her mummy

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Bert Roberge posted:

I'd still elect a corpse over Trump.

This should be the text for Hillary's "Hope" poster.

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
¡Estoy contigo! was a prophetic description of the scene where Hillary's staff propped her dead rear end corpse upright against a pole

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


firebeats posted:

you get a swimming pool full of electrolytes then you diiiiiiiiiiiiive iiiiin it

haha

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
If Clinton wasn't already dead Trump's new six week paid maternity plan surely would've done her in anyway

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

InterFaced posted:

This should be the text for Hillary's "Hope" poster.

Bert Roberge fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Sep 13, 2016

Cigstomper58
Aug 17, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Bert Roberge posted:

I'd still elect a corpse over Trump.

nah i wouldnt

MeatwadIsGod
Sep 30, 2004

Foretold by Gyromancy
If that happens, can we get a Cadaver Synod thing going? If so I'm in.

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

MeatwadIsGod posted:

If that happens, can we get a Cadaver Synod thing going? If so I'm in.

Real life is getting a little close to Warhammer 40k and Judge Dredd.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



do people somehow think she ain't a racist warmonger?

Bert Roberge
Nov 28, 2003

social vegan posted:

do people somehow think she ain't a racist warmonger?

but a slightly less racist warmonger

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Bert Roberge posted:

but a slightly less racist warmonger

ya sure

Zorodius
Feb 11, 2007

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Bill Clinton: So there's my watch from 1995!

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Zorodius posted:

Bill Clinton: So there's my watch from 1995!

Is this like some kind of Elliot Wave cyclical markets ironic comment about "Hillary's Turn?" I don't get it.

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Zorodius posted:

Bill Clinton: So there's my watch from 1995!

:golfclap:

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

personable decorum posted:

Is this like some kind of Elliot Wave cyclical markets ironic comment about "Hillary's Turn?" I don't get it.

no, it's a nuanced fisting joke with subtle references to Hillary's frigidity and the Monica Lewinsky scandal.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Zorodius posted:

Bill Clinton: So there's my watch from 1995!

:lol:

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
Here's an article where Bill talks up Bernie and refers to Hillary in the past tense; she's dead

http://www.politico.com/story/2016/09/bill-clinton-bernie-sanders-populism-228079#ixzz4K8XVP7Xi

R-Type
Oct 10, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

John Denver Hoxha posted:

So yesterday I joked that people were going to try to say it was Putin, thinking it too absurd to really happen outside of maybe a few moron nobodies...

https://mobile.twitter.com/bennetomalu9168/status/775152373492776961

You can't kill evil with poison

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.
Hard hitting journalism right here:

http://www.politico.com/gallery/2016/09/hydrated-hillary-9-times-clinton-quenched-her-thirst-002353?slide=0

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

I know Poe's Law and all, but jesus christ, that could be a Clickhole article.

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

No longer satisfied with turning the Onion into nonfiction, the world has stepped it up to the clickhole
E: dammit

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

How does one break into this "journalism" business?

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


fyad is leaking again hahaha

LT56
Sep 9, 2016

by Smythe

MiracleWhale posted:

fyad is leaking again hahaha

,. it pronounced fi yad ?

GORDON
Jan 1, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Dreddout posted:

How does one break into this "journalism" business?

Be a whore.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


LT56 posted:

,. it pronounced fi yad ?

it's covered in grool

LT56
Sep 9, 2016

by Smythe

GORDON posted:

Be a whore.

I AM SHE. I MEAN IT

Gianthogweed
Jun 3, 2004

"And then I see the disinfectant...where it knocks it out in a minute. One minute. And is there a way we can do something like that. Uhh, by injection inside..." - a Very Stable Genius.
If Trump wins he'll switch genders so he can claim the tithe of first woman president just to annoy Hillary.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

MiracleWhale posted:

fyad is leaking again hahaha

fyad, much like the joseph frog, is part of a vast alt-right conspiracy

Homeroom Fingering
Apr 25, 2009

The secret history (((they))) don't want you to know

Clearly our generation's Cronkite and Murrow.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015



lol wow

dookifex_maximus
Aug 10, 2016

by zen death robot

LT56 posted:

,. it pronounced fi yad ?

archdoge giuseppe fiyadorio

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

Zorodius posted:

Bill Clinton: So there's my watch from 1995!

:golfclap: very well done

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Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009
Dead rear end Hillary fortifies final resting place into concrete sepulcher fortress to keep prying cameras from peeping her new lich life

http://clashdaily.com/2016/09/fort-hillary-massive-barriers-just-erected-outside-pneumonia-hillarys-home/

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