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I wonder if decades later he can still smell her poo on his finger.
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I.N.R.I posted:No wonder you guys like to play on the computer so much not just ON the computer, friend
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lowtax please delete yospos
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echo its been a while since you posted in this thread. pls let me know if you had sex recently this is very important to me tia
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about 3 hours and 45 minutes ago
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echinopsis posted:about 3 hours and 45 minutes ago thank you for the update this will be added to my yospos.xls
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Sep 12, 2016 00:56
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echinopsis posted:about 3 hours and 45 minutes ago mate... details...
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Had a loving sexual encounter with mutual consent where I and a female went down on each other to perform oral intercourse in a safe manner to our mutual satisfaction before amicably parting ways [me off in a distant land] what sort of extreme fetish gear should i buy in the near future to have incredibly weird sex with lol
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i wish i got to have sex
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Control Volume posted:Had a loving sexual encounter with mutual consent where I and a female went down on each other to perform oral intercourse in a safe manner to our mutual satisfaction before amicably parting ways humbler, if only for the great marketing and rhyming potential.
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Sep 12, 2016 13:13
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Control Volume posted:Had a loving sexual encounter with mutual consent where I and a female went down on each other to perform oral intercourse in a safe manner to our mutual satisfaction before amicably parting ways 
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Sep 12, 2016 18:38
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hmm.. secure enough to have sex with lots-o-ladies... yet insecure enough in that he needs confirmation from internet defectives... very interesting...
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scott zoloft posted:hmm.. secure enough to have sex with lots-o-ladies... yet insecure enough in that he needs confirmation from internet defectives... very interesting... human psychology is real hosed up
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scott zoloft posted:hmm.. secure enough to have sex with lots-o-ladies... yet insecure enough in that he needs confirmation from internet defectives... very interesting... really makes you think
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A woman came over and sucked my foreskin. She emptied me and I felt satisfied and we lay there awhile. I rolled to one side of the bed. I reached for the bureau for a cigarette and and lit the cigarette and smoked the cigarette. It was good. She watched me smoke the cigarette in silence and looked at me with that look that they all do. "Wow, you are good at that sex," she said, smiling coyly. "Hmph, you think that is good? You should read the sex I write about on the Something Awful forums." "Wow, that is a very cool thing to do," she said, intrigued. "Yeah," I said. "Sorry, my kids just found out my wife shaves her bush in sex class," I said. "That must be hard," she said. "You cannot even imagine the feels," I said. And she could not. I pulled out my iPhone 6s. "What are you doing now?" she asked. "Updating my tally," I said before hugging and kissing her on the forehead tenderly.
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Sep 13, 2016 00:46
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hog fat posted:A woman came over and sucked my foreskin. She emptied me and I felt satisfied and we lay there awhile. I rolled to one side of the bed. I reached for the bureau for a cigarette and and lit the cigarette and smoked the cigarette. It was good. She watched me smoke the cigarette in silence and looked at me with that look that they all do. ftfy
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today I am meeting the 22yo I reference on the first page. I matched like early this year and still never met her. just gonna go for a walk. just expecting some friendship really. maybe a kiss? idk take it or leave it. anyway she's like 13 years younger than me so I might feel gross or she might love my old as gently caress balls, we will know in a few hours
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god speed and keep up updated mate
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i feel like normal people should feel some degree of shame when they've managed to work online dating into their routine. do you experience that at all? this question is open to anyone who's into that sort of thing.
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echinopsis posted:today I am meeting the 22yo I reference on the first page. I matched like early this year and still never met her. just gonna go for a walk. just expecting some friendship really. maybe a kiss? idk take it or leave it. anyway she's like 13 years younger than me so I might feel gross or she might love my old as gently caress balls, we will know in a few hours I read this as 13 years old at first.
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scott zoloft posted:i feel like normal people should feel some degree of shame when they've managed to work online dating into their routine. do you experience that at all? this question is open to anyone who's into that sort of thing. mate it's about making connections with people. what's the shame in that
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scott zoloft posted:i feel like normal people should feel some degree of shame when they've managed to work online dating into their routine. do you experience that at all? this question is open to anyone who's into that sort of thing.
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Sep 13, 2016 22:42
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echinopsis posted:mate it's about making connections with people. what's the shame in that mostly connecting genitalia amirite
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hog fat posted:A woman came over and sucked my foreskin. She emptied me and I felt satisfied and we lay there awhile. I rolled to one side of the bed. I reached for the bureau for a cigarette and and lit the cigarette and smoked the cigarette. It was good. She watched me smoke the cigarette in silence and looked at me with that look that they all do. Wrong account OP
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scott zoloft posted:i feel like normal people should feel some degree of shame when they've managed to work online dating into their routine. do you experience that at all? this question is open to anyone who's into that sort of thing. I think there was a bit of a stigma attached to it ten years ago or so but nowadays it seems like it's the main way people meet.
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Trig Discipline posted:I think there was a bit of a stigma attached to it ten years ago or so but nowadays it seems like it's the main way people meet. which is pretty ownage considering how small and static most peoples social circles are (lol shutin nerds lol)
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i went on a few dates with girls i met online. nothing from the first message to last text felt organic. being able to attract someone you met through a friend or acquaintance or bumping into seems like a less and less sought after trait and i think that's a shame. you get a clear shot of who someone is when they're not ready to be "on" or courted. it's healthy for your ego. and especially in the case of men, who have that seek and court desire to fulfill, i don't see how using a service that matches you with people who're also looking to meet someone isn't a blow to your ego.
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Sep 13, 2016 23:51
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for your sake i hope this is a very poorly conceived troll.
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I guess because for some people it's not about The Chase or The Game so much as it is about meeting the ideal person? I mean I've been married for 23 years so my last pickup line was something along the lines of "Hey have you seen this new 'fire' thing everyone's talking about? I've got some back at my apartment if you want to see it up close", but even back then I would have happily forgone all of that horseshit.
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scott zoloft posted:i went on a few dates with girls i met online. nothing from the first message to last text felt organic. being able to attract someone you met through a friend or acquaintance or bumping into seems like a less and less sought after trait and i think that's a shame. you get a clear shot of who someone is when they're not ready to be "on" or courted. it's healthy for your ego. and especially in the case of men, who have that seek and court desire to fulfill, i don't see how using a service that matches you with people who're also looking to meet someone isn't a blow to your ego. hmm mate one of the most common comments people say about me when they meet me is how comfortable I make them feel to be themselves. perhaps your problem is that you foster this lovely unnatural environment by being lovely and unnatural yourself
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scott zoloft posted:i went on a few dates with girls i met online. nothing from the first message to last text felt organic. being able to attract someone you met through a friend or acquaintance or bumping into seems like a less and less sought after trait and i think that's a shame. you get a clear shot of who someone is when they're not ready to be "on" or courted. it's healthy for your ego. and especially in the case of men, who have that seek and court desire to fulfill, i don't see how using a service that matches you with people who're also looking to meet someone isn't a blow to your ego. Dude you got game
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Sep 14, 2016 03:32
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speaking of unnatural environments i would like to hear the burger king story in full
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I was like 15. this was a long distance teenage Christian relationship and I had arranged one school holidays to go and visit this girl one night we were making out and I put my hands down her pants to finger her. did the deed, she made sexual noises like she was enjoying it etc etc ok so next morning we go to the mall and so Burger King at this stage in nZ was brand new. so in an effort to impress her I order a large double whopper combo. clearly impressive. anyway the size of my meal appears to go unnoticed, and so I say to her "I can still smell you on my fingers", to which she says nothing later on that day we were cuddling and she bursts into tears. sobbing uncontrollably. she never told me why and I still don't know that's the story as such. the kicker is that, and I didn't realise this till many years later (idk why it took so long), was that I wasn't fingering her pussy, I had put my hand down the back of her pants and was fingering her rear end in a top hat
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Sep 14, 2016 07:53
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i dont think that last part happened
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Sep 14, 2016 08:00
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that's literally the point of the story
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Sep 14, 2016 08:50
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actually, the point of the story is that you're lying and telling incredibly banal sex tales
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echinopsis posted:hmm mate one of the most common comments people say about me when they meet me is how comfortable I make them you mean i fostered a lovely unnatural environment when i used an internet dating service? absolutely. i'm glad we're on the same page. i guess i just find it perplexing that you're a cool enough of a dude to get all these ladies? yet you're not cool enough to keep it to yourself or act cool about it? but you're also bragging about online dating?  grats you got me if this is just a honey pot. but on the other hand it's like "oh some yossers have forsaken traditional dating and now for they're smug about online dating (LoL)" wouldn't be surprising either.sorry duder. 
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i tried treating my sex life like a video game for a while but it all turned out to be escort missions
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echinopsis posted:hmm mate one of the most common comments people say about me when they meet me is how comfortable I make them are u a sofa?
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