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Neddy Seagoon posted:I wasn't aware Catholic priests could become qualified dentists. Until recently nobody was aware they could practice child proctology either
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Just Offscreen posted:Whoever told you that wants you to die. You give a bag of catnip to a small cat they will nibble and play with it and basically try to shove it in thier mouth and tear it into strips. A large cat will do the exact same. Yeah I think that was his point.
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orange sky posted:Yeah I think that was his point. beep boop what is humour / pyf / etc
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Just Offscreen posted:Whoever told you that wants you to die. You give a bag of catnip to a small cat they will nibble and play with it and basically try to shove it in thier mouth and tear it into strips. A large cat will do the exact same. This makes me wonder just how extremely obvious a joke would have to be for you to get it. It's hard to even envision one that would still be a joke
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freeedr posted:This makes me wonder just how extremely obvious a joke would have to be for you to get it. It's hard to even envision one that would still be a joke Post your life story and see if he gets it.
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Mike the TV posted:Post your life story and see if he gets it. Actually, posting your life story on a public forum such as Something Awful is not such a good idea. You may be sharing personal information that could be used to hurt you, and people may not be that interested in reading it!
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Sulla-Marius 88 posted:Actually, posting your life story on a public forum such as Something Awful is not such a good idea. You may be sharing personal information that could be used to hurt you, and people may not be that interested in reading it! Yeah I gotta agree with this. Just a plain old bad idea. Much like my posting.
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Sep 14, 2016 16:11
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Meskhenet posted:Isn't the argument that cats self domesticated. That humans didnt go out of their way like we did with dogs and horses to domesticate them, they just sort of buddied up with us because we were disgusting slobs that rats and other pests they ate liked to hang around us? Cats aren't really domesticated at all. They are just too small to see us as food and aren't dangerous to us like wolves were. There was no real need to "domesticate" them as they were perfectly happy with the abundant rodent food source we had so they did what we wanted them to do in the first place. Dogs are domesticated in that they have instincts bred into them to please humans and follow leashes etc. Cats don't have any instincts like that. Although there is some new research suggesting they've developed cuter meows they only use on humans to coax food/petting but that's about it.
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Cigstomper58 posted:Cats aren't really domesticated at all. They are just too small to see us as food and aren't dangerous to us like wolves were. There was no real need to "domesticate" them as they were perfectly happy with the abundant rodent food source we had so they did what we wanted them to do in the first place. Cats domesticated humans 
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Sep 14, 2016 17:02
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Speaking of which...have a funny pic from my living room.
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Sep 14, 2016 17:37
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Cats domesticated humans Pretty much. When cats and human civilization met, cats saw limitless shelter, warmth, and food. We saw free and autonomous pest eradication. Not much has changed in the thousands of years since.
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Sep 14, 2016 18:23
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Cythereal posted:Pretty much. When cats and human civilization met, cats saw limitless shelter, warmth, and food. We saw free and autonomous pest eradication. Not much has changed in the thousands of years since. Well, the system occasionally breaks down ... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MyoEXjrU1fs
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Sep 14, 2016 18:44
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Florida man. https://imgur.com/gallery/1Bq7C
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Sep 14, 2016 18:55
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Pierce posted:Florida man. https://imgur.com/gallery/1Bq7C License plate says Indiana man. 
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BOOTY-ADE posted:Until recently nobody was aware they could practice child proctology either Everyone can. 
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Cythereal posted:License plate says Indiana man. Failed to notice that! I would like to think he had this done while down here in Florida. We have some great custom shops.
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Sep 14, 2016 19:46
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Doctor Malaver posted:Everyone can. I don't get it.
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Sep 14, 2016 19:49
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Paladinus posted:I don't get it. Pedophiles
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Sep 14, 2016 19:50
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Paladinus posted:I don't get it. The cave is an anus
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Sep 14, 2016 19:52
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Paladinus posted:I don't get it. And you never will.
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Sep 14, 2016 19:53
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Paladinus posted:I don't get it. I tried to get it but my girlfriend said no.
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Sep 14, 2016 19:57
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DrBouvenstein posted:I tried to get it but my girlfriend said no. I'm glad your gf told you not to finger a child.
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Sep 14, 2016 19:59
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That's not a very funny joke.
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Sep 14, 2016 20:00
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Don't sully the good name of PBF you jerk: http://pbfcomics.com/172/
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Sep 14, 2016 20:04
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That's a funnier joke.
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Sep 14, 2016 20:07
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Doctor, give it to me straight. Did you draw that last panel.
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Karate Bastard posted:Doctor, give it to me straight. Did you draw that last panel. http://pbfcomics.com/223
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Sep 14, 2016 20:22
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Christ,
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Cythereal posted:Pretty much. When cats and human civilization met, cats saw limitless shelter, warmth, and food. We saw free and autonomous pest eradication. Not much has changed in the thousands of years since. My cat has somehow caught 2 mice in (what I thought was) a mouse free house.
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Sep 14, 2016 21:12
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DrBouvenstein posted:I tried to get it butt my girlfriend said no.
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DrBouvenstein posted:I tried to get it but my girlfriend said no.
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FactsAreUseless posted:Your hand talks? You shouldn't abuse your power as an admin to rip into people like that, for shame.
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Meskhenet posted:Isn't the argument that cats self domesticated. That humans didnt go out of their way like we did with dogs and horses to domesticate them, they just sort of buddied up with us because we were disgusting slobs that rats and other pests they ate liked to hang around us? Cats still do that. Just wander up to a house and go, "okay, I live here now."  Twice when I was a kid random cats came into our place to have their kittens. Once right on the sofa, that is not a good place for kittens.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Cats still do that. Just wander up to a house and go, "okay, I live here now." More generally historically, it's not that humans were slobs it's that humans started farming. Fields and especially granaries attracted pets like rats which saw the grain and vegetables as a buffet line. Cats followed the pests as a steady supply of cat chow, and human structures also provided ready made shelter. Early human civilization decided that cats were agreeably small, too small to eat anything humans cared about, and so both species profited by the arrangement. There's a reason why ancient civilizations tended to associate cats with protection and agriculture in mythology. A lot of the pests that cats traditionally ate were recognized as disease vectors and spoilers of harvests, so more than one mythology assigned cats a spiritual role as protectors of farm and family. Today, barn and farm cats are still very much a thing and often appear uninvited. Some farmers try to take care of them, some don't, but it's still very much the same relationship as when cats first came to human civilization.
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Cythereal posted:More generally historically, it's not that humans were slobs it's that humans started farming. Fields and especially granaries attracted pets like rats which saw the grain and vegetables as a buffet line. Cats followed the pests as a steady supply of cat chow, and human structures also provided ready made shelter. Early human civilization decided that cats were agreeably small, too small to eat anything humans cared about, and so both species profited by the arrangement. In Texas there are services that round up feral cats and rehome them as barn cats. I have a couple friends who keep their barns pest free that way and it works out for everyone.
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The MSJ posted:For context, that is a jaguar, a cat with a bite so strong it can hunt tortoises. My local zoo prepares frozen treats for the animals during the summer, to help them cool off and provide some fun for them. The jaguars get a whole coconut with a hole drilled in one side. They fill it with water, plug it with a rat, and freeze the entire thing. The jaguars put the whole coconut, frozen solid, in their mouths and crunch it to get to the ice inside 
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Fun fact: A coconut is about as hard as a human skull.
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