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WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Wait, isn't that in a Tarantino movie?

My dad (idf vet) calls that a soap party.

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Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

notZaar posted:

You put the soap into the sock to make a crude blackjack and beat the poo poo out of your victim.

I do this with a half-brick usually.
I thought the soap was there for lubrication...

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

WrenP-Complete posted:

Wait, isn't that in a Tarantino movie?

My dad (idf vet) calls that a soap party.

Yeah, a guy in my boot camp company got one of those back in 91. I'm sure they still happen.

Thots and Prayers
Jul 13, 2006

A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.
Grimey Drawer
I thought she was just dirty and he was helping her get clean??????

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

:sad:

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

This one doesn't make sense.

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"

Fix your own plate you lazy pieces of poo poo

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

WrenP-Complete posted:

Wait, isn't that in a Tarantino movie?

My dad (idf vet) calls that a soap party.

You might be thinking of Full Metal Jacket. The Marine recruits beat up Pile because he can't keep up with the training.

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



8-Bit Scholar posted:

This one doesn't make sense.

I'm an adult so I don't watch My Little Pony, a children's cartoon, so I apologize for the lack of accuracy.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

The magic of this here, is that you can get the entire meaning of that huge post by reading the first sentence and the last and nothing inbetween.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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I wish someone would crash a plane into this tower

Milky Joe
Feb 21, 2007

Comin atcha like a beam, like a ray, like a rooster, like a goose trapped in the rafters of a barn in Shropshire

Non Serviam posted:

You sound like a truly punchable person.

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Picnic Princess posted:

Snatch Duster is the forum's most recent woman hating basketcase, pay him no mind

Non Serviam posted:

You sound like a truly punchable person.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

notZaar posted:

You put the soap into the sock to make a crude blackjack and beat the poo poo out of your victim.

that doesn't sound sexy at all

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Darth123123 posted:

that doesn't sound sexy at all

It's not what women want, that's for sure.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

notZaar posted:

It's not what women want, that's for sure.

Eh, I'd suggest discussing it rather than assuming either way, if you are into it.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

8-Bit Scholar posted:

This one doesn't make sense.

What are you talking about? It the correct opinion. :colbert:

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Im the questionable question.

The most redundant Batman villain!

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!


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Puppy Galaxy
Aug 1, 2004

notZaar posted:

Well some people use that as an excuse for emotional abuse. Hitting is the male equivalent of emotional abuse.

Wait what?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I'm saying chicks don't hit you when they get mad they just resort to ripping apart your ego.

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Jul 22, 2014

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YOU DID NOT HAVE A CHILDHOOD, MOM AND DAD.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Who are those people? I think I had a childhood... Oh no!

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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Also, 'Ho Wop' is not a loving thing.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

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WrenP-Complete posted:

Who are those people? I think I had a childhood... Oh no!

I'm from the childhood repossessions agency. Please put all childhood memories in this bag.

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

notZaar posted:

I'm saying chicks don't hit you when they get mad they just resort to ripping apart your ego.

LOL you just haven't found the wrong woman yet because trust me - there are plenty of violent women around.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
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Flyinglemur posted:

LOL you just haven't found the wrong woman yet because trust me - there are plenty of violent women around.

I haven't found any women, my entire knowledge of human relationships is derived from prime time sitcoms.

Deus Ex Macklemore
Jul 2, 2004


Zelensky's Zealots

notZaar posted:

I haven't found any women, my entire knowledge of human relationships is derived from prime time sitcoms.

I'm jealous

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
My uncle Delvin used to get the poo poo beat out of him by his tiny wife. He didn't fight back because you probably coulda wrecked her 90 lb rear end with a single sloppy backhand, plus y'know, he liked her and you don't hit women. Thankfully they divorced long ago, probably when I was a toddler.

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Pvt.Scott posted:

My uncle Delvin used to get the poo poo beat out of him by his tiny wife. He didn't fight back because you probably coulda wrecked her 90 lb rear end with a single sloppy backhand, plus y'know, he liked her and you don't hit women. Thankfully they divorced long ago, probably when I was a toddler.

She was probably a trans man in denial.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Pvt.Scott posted:

My uncle Delvin used to get the poo poo beat out of him by his tiny wife.

Probably because his name is Delvin :smuggo:

MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL

notZaar posted:

She was probably a trans man in denial.

Yes. Probably. Cause that's what trans men do, is beat their spouse.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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lmao holy poo poo, it never fails

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona
hold on to your butts ladies and gentlemen

LT56
Sep 9, 2016

by Smythe

the great deceiver posted:

hold on to your butts ladies and gentlemen

I see Eddie Huang infected your brain too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYuGhop2O2Y

the great deceiver
Sep 23, 2003

why the feds worried bout me clockin on this corner/
when there's politicians out here gettin popped in arizona

LT56 posted:

I see Eddie Huang infected your brain too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MYuGhop2O2Y

not sure what youre talking about, perhaps you have a brain infection

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Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Uh... This is...this is the, uh, uh...proper "hold on to your butts" reference video.

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