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cams
Mar 28, 2003


if you are going to drink why the gently caress would you ever buy a drink from a bar or resturaunt? just buy the 10$ per gallon plastic jugs of rum or vodka from the grocery store and get drunk on YOUR TERMS

*is a recovering alcoholic*

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/776133793451282432

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
You should see the markup on viagra.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
markup or not, lol @ spoon wine

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Basically matches 1:1 with the switch they found in their state polls.

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

Three Olives posted:

As someone who has eaten in many, many fine dining establishments I have yet to see a $25 bottle of wine being sold in 1 ounce $15 spoonfuls.

oh, wow, wow! I bow before your anecdotal evidence while not having finely dined at said place where that thing happens.

It's funny, it's not something to get mad about and it's a hilariously awful part of Trump being a shitheel to focus on.

Maybe read up on Trump U?

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/776134228966838272

Most of these people will switch or stay home.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

cams posted:

if you are going to drink why the gently caress would you ever buy a drink from a bar or resturaunt? just buy the 10$ per gallon plastic jugs of rum or vodka from the grocery store and get drunk on YOUR TERMS

*is a recovering alcoholic*

I enjoy socializing with all the other drunks :shrug:

Marlows
Nov 4, 2009

Huh. That's honestly better than I was thinking.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
raunchy

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

logikv9 posted:

markup or not, lol @ spoon wine

I went to a thing and they basically had a little tray everyone got that had like ten spoons of wine on it and they all had different kinds of wine from different areas and all and the point was to get a little sample of lots of things and all. That was pretty fun.

I can't imagine going out to eat and ordering a spoon of wine just as a thing though

TyroneGoldstein
Mar 30, 2005

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/Nate_Cohn/status/776134228966838272

Most of these people will switch or stay home.

We hope. But, especially on the younger end of that cohort, they're just idealistic (and silly...sorry, there's no other word for it..) to believe that they're making some sort of 'statement' about our election cycle by voting for either Stein or Johnson.

Because late teens and early 20-somethings aren't really known for their worldly settling for something rather than nothing.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Marlows posted:

Huh. That's honestly better than I was thinking.

It coincides strongly with their state polls as well. 7 point lead in Pennsylvania leads to a 5 point national lead.

It's also the only good methodology national poll we've had since ABC/Post

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
See the spoons are so poors can afford it he is for the working man.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

TyroneGoldstein posted:

We hope. But, especially on the younger end of that cohort, they're just idealistic (and silly...sorry, there's no other word for it..) to believe that they're making some sort of 'statement' about our election cycle by voting for either Stein or Johnson.

Because late teens and early 20-somethings aren't really known for their worldly settling for something rather than nothing.

Possibly. :shrug: Tough to know. This doesn't typically happen, but this is a weird cycle.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/JasonCalabretta/status/776135186765479936

Bunleigh
Jun 6, 2005

by exmarx

he thinks they're x-ray goggles and he's trying to get a load of the photographer's gazongas

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

fifty percent of the alcohol cost is actually state/local/fed/excise taxes, so really its not trump's fault

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon
is trump the healthiest

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Kurtofan posted:

is trump the healthiest

tune in tomorrow for the exciting conclusion!!!

exquisite tea
Apr 21, 2007

Carly shook her glass, willing the ice to melt. "You still haven't told me what the mission is."

She leaned forward. "We are going to assassinate the bad men of Hollywood."


Schnorkles posted:

It coincides strongly with their state polls as well. 7 point lead in Pennsylvania leads to a 5 point national lead.

It's also the only good methodology national poll we've had since ABC/Post

I think the recent round of polling should make it clear to Team Hillary that they need to stop courting these so-called "rational Republicans" and go after Johnson/Stein holdouts.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Joementum posted:

tune in tomorrow for the exciting conclusion!!!

not a joke. we're literally going to find out whether one of the major party candidates is healthy after a reality show cliffhanger

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

exquisite tea posted:

I think the recent round of polling should make it clear to Team Hillary that they need to stop courting these so-called "rational Republicans" and go after Johnson/Stein holdouts.

I think they do that more with GOTV and local outreach than with top level campaigning though.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I like how he calls himself the healthiest president guy of all time like we haven't all seen that Baywatch Obama picture

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Email leaks are the best

quote:

Colin Powell: Bill Clinton Still ‘Dicking Bimbos’
http://www.thedailybeast.com/cheats/2016/09/14/colin-powell-bill-clinton-busy-dicking-bimbos.html?via=desktop&source=copyurl

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
OZ: This is the part where the doctor fingered your rear end in a top hat and tickled your prostate?

TRUMP: Yeah, sure.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Marlows posted:

What about Grover Cleveland? He wasn't exactly spry and that would make Trump number 3 or so?

I'm talking second term Grover.

Oh boy...if Cleveland had had the same creepy relationship with his offspring as Trump has with his, it would give new meaning to those "Ma, Ma, Where's My Pa?" cartoons.:gonk:

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

This is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause from the audience of the Dr. Oz show.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Montasque posted:

This is how liberty dies... with thunderous applause from the audience of the Dr. Oz show.

Yoosa deplorables gonna die?

Senjuro
Aug 19, 2006

Schnorkles posted:

Hey, Shook Nate has a pretty good take y'all should read it:

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/7761258684312698

Basically who knows, Clinton's lead is around 3-4 [Sam has it at 3.5], Poll of Ohio is bad but the other surveys are pretty nothing burger.

GEE IT WOULD BE NICE IF A GOOD POLLING COMPANY WOULD DO SOMETHING

Yeah I think I'm going to officially start panicking instead because as of now Clinton's entire buffer is down to just Nevada and Florida and she's barely hanging on to them.

If you loving Americans end up electing Trump will you at least have the decency to nuke yourselves right after so the rest of us don't have to suffer your retardation anymore?

The Puppet Master
Apr 9, 2005

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.




Hahaha gently caress

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


He treats his audience the same way Dora the Explorer does.

What do you think boys and girls? Should I release my archivos médicos?

(applause)

I can't hear you!

(louder applause)

Dr.Zeppelin
Dec 5, 2003


mass demoralization of Dems is an obvious trump campaign strategy and all of the existential angst lately is showing how well it's working

good job letting kellyanne play you like a fiddle though

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/776134713966821376

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

FrensaGeran posted:

He treats his audience the same way Dora the Explorer does.

What do you think boys and girls? Should I release my archivos médicos?

(applause)

I can't hear you!

(louder applause)

insert joke about Swiper No Swiping somewhere in here

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Dr.Zeppelin posted:

mass demoralization of Dems is an obvious trump campaign strategy and all of the existential angst lately is showing how well it's working

good job letting kellyanne play you like a fiddle though

That's like a diver saying gravity is part of his diving strategy.

The Larch
Jan 14, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
A landline only poll has Trump up 6 in Texas.

Texas.

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Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008


thats one way to get to the moon

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