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Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

imo it was a pretty good move on the Russians' part to simply buy both candidates and then watch as Americans waste a couple months accusing the other "side" of being the Russians

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reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
especially since they didnt have to buy anyone or spend any money

rezatahs
Jun 9, 2001

by Smythe

reallivedinosaur posted:



emails the new password, after they were compromised

:downs:

beautiful

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender

Spunky Psycho Ho posted:

Lol, that was such a set-up. Private detectives "randomly" found his name on a handwritten piece of paper in Ukraine with "$$$$$$$$$$$$" after it
It was kind of suspicious that Pepe was on it, too

Edit - And...

Waitaminute <shuffles papers>

"Spunk Psycho Ho"!

Knight fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Sep 14, 2016

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
I'm glad I'm not having kids, let's just completely gently caress the world for the next few centuries you guys.

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot

Knight posted:

It was kind of suspicious that Pepe was on it, too

Edit - And...

Waitaminute <shuffles papers>

"Spunk Psycho Ho"!

This thing goes deep...

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
Huma the Puma crackin wise on Benghazi while Hillary is bored stiff dealing with the little people at vilerats funeral

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!
What's Feels Guy's take on this shocking news?

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

dsriggs posted:

What's Feels Guy's take on this shocking news?

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

D&D has circled around to saying that since the telephone exists ambassadors are redundant, and therefore this is all Good News for Hillary.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Frosted Flake posted:

D&D has circled around to saying that since the telephone exists ambassadors are redundant, and therefore this is all Good News for Hillary.

are they saying dude paid 3 million to talk to his aunty in europe, because he didnt know he could phone her?

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps

reallivedinosaur posted:

are they saying dude paid 3 million to talk to his aunty in europe, because he didnt know he could phone her?

I think 'ambassadors are irrelevant now because the President can just pick up the phone and talk to the MP of that country direct.'

Which is dumb and wrong anyway, even if it wasn't basically "it's okay that people are buying titles, because the titles themselves are largely meaningless."

Razorwired
Dec 7, 2008

It's about to start!
Remember when that time Clinton used the Humbert Humbert Defense to save a pedophile resurfaced and all the upper-class feminists had to lay low to preserve abuela's image?

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
chelsea (and her real dad) are pepe's



i just noticed this. makes you think

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
Bull Clinton would never allow himself to be cucked you moron.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
It would explain how two attractive people produced an- uh- hmm- an unconventionally attractive person. Although genetics, man, it can just be cruel.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

notZaar posted:

Bull Clinton would never allow himself to be cucked you moron.

i doubt bill can get women pregnant - or there would be dozens of paternity suits by now

i also doubt hillary has ever copulated, they probably did some weird labratory poo poo that was as opposite of sex as anything could be

or chelsea is just an ugly woman maybe she got hit with the ugly stick

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Hustlin Floh
Jul 20, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
A few years ago I would've sworn Republicans were on their way out. Thank God there are cartoon memes out there to prove me wrong.

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

Hustlin Floh posted:

A few years ago I would've sworn Republicans were on their way out. Thank God there are cartoon memes out there to prove me wrong.

1000 years of pepe

Spunky Psycho Ho
Jan 26, 2007

by zen death robot
July 1947, Roswell Incident

October 1947, HRC comes into existence

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Hustlin Floh posted:

A few years ago I would've sworn Republicans were on their way out. Thank God there are cartoon memes out there to prove me wrong.

They have the support of half of America so I wonder why you would think that.

Adventure Pigeon
Nov 8, 2005

I am a master storyteller.
This election is so loving weird.

I want to see a poll on how many people are voting purely out of spite this election, but it'd probably be hard to get them to be honest about it.

opus111
Jul 6, 2014

notZaar posted:

They have the support of half of America so I wonder why you would think that.

There was lots of talk about Texas becoming permanently blue and honestly, the Bush Jr republicans were loving mental.

Fidel Cuckstro
Jul 2, 2007

opus111 posted:

There was lots of talk about Texas becoming permanently blue and honestly, the Bush Jr republicans were loving mental.

I don't know how that would be possible when you see the kind of total retards they put in the statehouse, but IDK I guess state and national elections draw different types.

Frosted Flake
Sep 13, 2011

Semper Shitpost Ubique

Roylicious posted:

I think 'ambassadors are irrelevant now because the President can just pick up the phone and talk to the MP of that country direct.'

Which is dumb and wrong anyway, even if it wasn't basically "it's okay that people are buying titles, because the titles themselves are largely meaningless."

Basically yeah. For 4 pages now.

"It doesn't matter anyways, who cares if they paid for it?"

or

"The real job of the ambassador is to be somebody the President knows and trusts, so obviously people who have helped the President out and have that personal investment and relationship are good choices."

Triggered
Aug 21, 2016

Learn about this great man on mormon.org
Is Shillary dead yet, last time I saw her she was dying from a bloody flux.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

reallivedinosaur posted:

or chelsea is just an ugly woman maybe she got hit with the ugly stick

p. rude

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time


speaking of high energy, now I want to vote for bill.

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
This thread has convinced me to write in "Dicked Bimbos" this November.

Helical Nightmares
Apr 30, 2009

reallivedinosaur posted:



emails the new password, after they were compromised

:downs:

Wow. This is just beyond sad.

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

Sonofsilversign posted:

...would be the only way to begin to fix the multiple global crises we find ourselves currently in the midst of...

We could begin to fix the problems, but they will kill us well before we finish fixing them.

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
Five dollars for five words.

Slime Bro Helpdesk posted:

It's gonna own when President Clinton topples the Assad regime sending Syria in to chaos, and within 24 hours the question is whether or not a MAN PRESIDENT would ever be criticized for that.

I thought Syria was already in chaos, isn't there a civil war?

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
HOT DICKINGS

PATRIOTIC

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx
If the Turkey coup was really American-staged and Russian-prevented, then that's so good

America is less friends with lovely countries in the Middle East

Russia is more friends with its neighbors

Russia's neighbors are more friends with each other

jBrereton
May 30, 2013
Grimey Drawer

reallivedinosaur posted:



emails the new password, after they were compromised

:downs:
I mean that has to be a fake password that makes your computer explode if you use it, right?

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



AugmentedVision posted:

If the Turkey coup was really American-staged and Russian-prevented, then that's so good

America is less friends with lovely countries in the Middle East

Russia is more friends with its neighbors

Russia's neighbors are more friends with each other

Russia's neighbors hate it though?

They are friends with each other though, because they are all trying to join Nato.

AugmentedVision
Feb 17, 2011

by exmarx

Man Whore posted:

Russia's neighbors hate it though?

They are friends with each other though, because they are all trying to join Nato.

I don't think Syria is trying to join NATO and Turkey is doing its best to get kicked out

Man Whore
Jan 6, 2012

ASK ME ABOUT SPHERICAL CATS
=3



sorry I was only thinking about the only neighbors that matter

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Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

In the Pepe canon has Pepe done or said anything particularly racist?

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