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Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


I can't believe the NX is just an app for every mobile/desktop OS because Nintendo doesn't want to pay the 30% the cut for Valve, Apple, Sony, etc for selling on their storefronts. I don't think going third-party suits them.

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bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life
Exciting Lemon

Saoshyant posted:

I can't believe the NX is just an app for every mobile/desktop OS because Nintendo doesn't want to pay the 30% the cut for Valve, Apple, Sony, etc for selling on their storefronts. I don't think going third-party suits them.

Nintendo will buy Ubisoft and the NX will be called WiiUplay. Ok we figured it out.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Hey, if that happens maybe Nintendo can unfuck Watch_Dogs.

EDIT: Change 1, all hacking is actually a platform minigame.

Reiley
Dec 16, 2007


Change 2: it's an open-world Nintendogs. Risking my hide on this one, but I thought I'd throw you a bone here.

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Reiley posted:

Change 2: it's an open-world Nintendogs. Risking my hide on this one, but I thought I'd throw you a bone here.

You see that mountain in the distance? You can go for walkies on that.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


I would play that version of Ninten_Dogs.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Super No Vacancy posted:

aaaugh fuckin broads!!!!!

that's a launch title of the NXXX

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Kurtofan posted:

that's a launch title of the NXXX

Custer's Revenge 3D for NX

katkillad2
Aug 30, 2004

Awake and unreal, off to nowhere
The NX is a controller add-on for the Wii U.

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

The NX is a controller add-on for four gamecubes taped together.

The controller itself is four gamecubes taped together.

Imagine if you will, four gamecubes taped together on the edge of a cliff. The NX works the same way.

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die
NX launch delay is fine in my opinion... they gotta get this launch right!

.... but if they delay Zelda so that it launches with the NX, hoo boy

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
No matter what they won't delay Zelda, because it doesn't have a release date so that can't possibly delay it unless they move it to 2018.

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die

greatn posted:

unless they move it to 2018.

In a way I kind of want this to happen because the meltdowns would be extremely funny

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun
Breath of the Wild indefinitely postponed and converted into a match-3 freemium puzzle game for iOS

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
Maybe the NX hasn't been delayed, everything's fine, but they just can't think of a name for it

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
I'm sorry I jinxed it. I just put in my pre order for BOTW and I jinxed the whole drat thing.

strategery
Apr 21, 2004
I come to you baring a gift. Its in my diper and its not a toaster.

bloodychill posted:

Nintendo will buy Ubisoft and the NX will be called WiiUplay. Ok we figured it out.

This would be the most Nintendo thing Nintendo could do.

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

In a whirlwind decision, Nintendo has announced it's next two consoles, the Nintendo EhEhEh and the Nintendo WoooOOOOOOOOOO, furthering their line of consoles named after car alarm onomatopoeia.

coffeecup
Feb 26, 2016
What if the nintendo nx is just the concept of "anticipation?"

It's intended to always be in production, never released.

Feels like that Simpsons couch gag where they rush to sit down but the couch and entire wall retreat backwards in space, forever, and they never stop running.

Unrelated: that's my all time favorite couch gag.

strategery
Apr 21, 2004
I come to you baring a gift. Its in my diper and its not a toaster.

Guy Goodbody posted:

Maybe the NX hasn't been delayed, everything's fine, but they just can't think of a name for it

Ideally:
The Ultra Nintendo

I wish Nintendo would realize they dont need a gimmick to sell their games. Their franchises sell themselves.

Also Gimmicks make it harder to develop for a platform, making devs less likely to want to or care to.

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

I can't wait for the cartridge to just be a caddie for an updated version of the GameCube disk, just using Bluray density. Think MiniDisc but worse in every single way.

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

I cannot wait until I can slot every Nintendo system into the Nintentron, the ultimate gaming system.



"And I'll form the head!"

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Maybe for NX they'll pull a Microvision
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microvision

Ultimate Mango
Jan 18, 2005

They really missed an opportunity when they named it the NX. They really should have called it the NT.

Nintendon't

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Phantasium posted:

In a whirlwind decision, Nintendo has announced it's next two consoles, the Nintendo EhEhEh and the Nintendo WoooOOOOOOOOOO, furthering their line of consoles named after car alarm onomatopoeia.

Step away from the thread. This thread is protected by NX.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
NX thread used protect!

Sony used bubblebeam.

The NX thread protected itself!

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Are any of the series that worked DS into their title abbreviations still alive for the NX?

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

SelenicMartian posted:

Are any of the series that worked DS into their title abbreviations still alive for the NX?

I bet a lot of people never got the name "Kirby: Triple Deluxe"

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

SelenicMartian posted:

Are any of the series that worked DS into their title abbreviations still alive for the NX?

Advance Wars is still alive!

It's just sleeping

SolidSnakesBandana
Jul 1, 2007

Infinite ammo
It's just waiting its turn ;)

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

elf help book posted:

I bet a lot of people never got the name "Kirby: Triple Deluxe"

gently caress! :doh:

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Guy Goodbody posted:

Advance Wars is still alive!

It's just sleeping
Advance Wars: Not the Xenomorphs!

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

SolidSnakesBandana posted:

It's just waiting its turn ;)

And it's turn is now, for the new Nintendo Advance.

Act now and get free 30% off coupon for any part at your local Advance Auto Parts.

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life
Exciting Lemon
Good point, that lends credence to the "NX is a car" hypothesis.

Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

Nintendo is the only console developer who is ALSO lending out their properties to hot wheels.

arbybaconator
Dec 18, 2007

All hat and no cattle

Phantasium posted:

Nintendo is the only console developer who is ALSO lending out their properties to hot wheels.



shocking if true

strategery
Apr 21, 2004
I come to you baring a gift. Its in my diper and its not a toaster.
So this announcement is rumored to be tomorrow still? (or maybe they just plan to show it when it goes on sale :P ).

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

strategery posted:

So this announcement is rumored to be tomorrow still? (or maybe they just plan to show it when it goes on sale :P ).

Yes, it's going on sale tomorrow.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Phantasium posted:

Nintendo is the only console developer who is ALSO lending out their properties to hot wheels.



Is the Dr. Mario car a hearse?

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katkillad2
Aug 30, 2004

Awake and unreal, off to nowhere

strategery posted:

So this announcement is rumored to be tomorrow still? (or maybe they just plan to show it when it goes on sale :P ).

The announcement is always tomorrow. It's like Groundhog Day.

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