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I can't believe the NX is just an app for every mobile/desktop OS because Nintendo doesn't want to pay the 30% the cut for Valve, Apple, Sony, etc for selling on their storefronts. I don't think going third-party suits them.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 08:38 |
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Saoshyant posted:I can't believe the NX is just an app for every mobile/desktop OS because Nintendo doesn't want to pay the 30% the cut for Valve, Apple, Sony, etc for selling on their storefronts. I don't think going third-party suits them. Nintendo will buy Ubisoft and the NX will be called WiiUplay. Ok we figured it out.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 10:02 |
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Hey, if that happens maybe Nintendo can unfuck Watch_Dogs. EDIT: Change 1, all hacking is actually a platform minigame.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 10:12 |
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Change 2: it's an open-world Nintendogs. Risking my hide on this one, but I thought I'd throw you a bone here.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 10:23 |
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Reiley posted:Change 2: it's an open-world Nintendogs. Risking my hide on this one, but I thought I'd throw you a bone here. You see that mountain in the distance? You can go for walkies on that.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 11:05 |
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I would play that version of Ninten_Dogs.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 11:35 |
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Super No Vacancy posted:aaaugh fuckin broads!!!!! that's a launch title of the NXXX
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 11:47 |
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Kurtofan posted:that's a launch title of the NXXX Custer's Revenge 3D for NX
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 14:59 |
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The NX is a controller add-on for the Wii U.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 15:09 |
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The NX is a controller add-on for four gamecubes taped together. The controller itself is four gamecubes taped together. Imagine if you will, four gamecubes taped together on the edge of a cliff. The NX works the same way.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 15:11 |
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NX launch delay is fine in my opinion... they gotta get this launch right! .... but if they delay Zelda so that it launches with the NX, hoo boy
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 15:15 |
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No matter what they won't delay Zelda, because it doesn't have a release date so that can't possibly delay it unless they move it to 2018.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 15:17 |
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greatn posted:unless they move it to 2018. In a way I kind of want this to happen because the meltdowns would be extremely funny
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 15:20 |
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Breath of the Wild indefinitely postponed and converted into a match-3 freemium puzzle game for iOS
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 15:25 |
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Maybe the NX hasn't been delayed, everything's fine, but they just can't think of a name for it
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 15:29 |
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I'm sorry I jinxed it. I just put in my pre order for BOTW and I jinxed the whole drat thing.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 15:58 |
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bloodychill posted:Nintendo will buy Ubisoft and the NX will be called WiiUplay. Ok we figured it out. This would be the most Nintendo thing Nintendo could do.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 16:02 |
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In a whirlwind decision, Nintendo has announced it's next two consoles, the Nintendo EhEhEh and the Nintendo WoooOOOOOOOOOO, furthering their line of consoles named after car alarm onomatopoeia.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 16:07 |
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What if the nintendo nx is just the concept of "anticipation?" It's intended to always be in production, never released. Feels like that Simpsons couch gag where they rush to sit down but the couch and entire wall retreat backwards in space, forever, and they never stop running. Unrelated: that's my all time favorite couch gag.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 16:07 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:Maybe the NX hasn't been delayed, everything's fine, but they just can't think of a name for it Ideally: The Ultra Nintendo I wish Nintendo would realize they dont need a gimmick to sell their games. Their franchises sell themselves. Also Gimmicks make it harder to develop for a platform, making devs less likely to want to or care to.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 16:08 |
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I can't wait for the cartridge to just be a caddie for an updated version of the GameCube disk, just using Bluray density. Think MiniDisc but worse in every single way.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 17:00 |
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I cannot wait until I can slot every Nintendo system into the Nintentron, the ultimate gaming system. "And I'll form the head!"
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 17:11 |
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Maybe for NX they'll pull a Microvision https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microvision
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 17:12 |
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They really missed an opportunity when they named it the NX. They really should have called it the NT. Nintendon't
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 17:19 |
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Phantasium posted:In a whirlwind decision, Nintendo has announced it's next two consoles, the Nintendo EhEhEh and the Nintendo WoooOOOOOOOOOO, furthering their line of consoles named after car alarm onomatopoeia. Step away from the thread. This thread is protected by NX.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 18:18 |
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NX thread used protect! Sony used bubblebeam. The NX thread protected itself!
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 18:22 |
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Are any of the series that worked DS into their title abbreviations still alive for the NX?
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 18:43 |
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SelenicMartian posted:Are any of the series that worked DS into their title abbreviations still alive for the NX? I bet a lot of people never got the name "Kirby: Triple Deluxe"
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 18:49 |
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SelenicMartian posted:Are any of the series that worked DS into their title abbreviations still alive for the NX? Advance Wars is still alive! It's just sleeping
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:12 |
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It's just waiting its turn
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:14 |
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elf help book posted:I bet a lot of people never got the name "Kirby: Triple Deluxe" gently caress!
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:40 |
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Guy Goodbody posted:Advance Wars is still alive!
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:48 |
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SolidSnakesBandana posted:It's just waiting its turn And it's turn is now, for the new Nintendo Advance. Act now and get free 30% off coupon for any part at your local Advance Auto Parts.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 19:49 |
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Good point, that lends credence to the "NX is a car" hypothesis.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 21:25 |
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Nintendo is the only console developer who is ALSO lending out their properties to hot wheels.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 21:41 |
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Phantasium posted:Nintendo is the only console developer who is ALSO lending out their properties to hot wheels. shocking if true
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 21:46 |
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So this announcement is rumored to be tomorrow still? (or maybe they just plan to show it when it goes on sale :P ).
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 21:49 |
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strategery posted:So this announcement is rumored to be tomorrow still? (or maybe they just plan to show it when it goes on sale :P ). Yes, it's going on sale tomorrow.
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 21:50 |
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Phantasium posted:Nintendo is the only console developer who is ALSO lending out their properties to hot wheels. Is the Dr. Mario car a hearse?
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# ? Sep 14, 2016 22:03 |
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strategery posted:So this announcement is rumored to be tomorrow still? (or maybe they just plan to show it when it goes on sale :P ). The announcement is always tomorrow. It's like Groundhog Day.
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