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obv a loveseat
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hog fat posted:actually, the point of the story is that you're lying and telling incredibly banal sex tales Whoa let's slow down hoss The word you're looking for is myth.
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Sep 14, 2016 14:18
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poo poo, I took such a long time deciding between myth and fable that I didn't realise what a lovely joke that was.
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Sep 14, 2016 14:21
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Trig Discipline posted:obv a loveseat
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Sep 14, 2016 15:23
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Echi, did you get to gently caress/kiss/friendship the 22yo? Keep us updated.
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Sep 14, 2016 15:24
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I.N.R.I posted:are u a sofa? Trig Discipline posted:obv a loveseat Sounds more like a California Burger King sized bed to me.
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Sep 14, 2016 15:42
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Trig Discipline posted:i tried treating my sex life like a video game for a while but it all turned out to be escort missions stealth missions, but the really lovely kind where it has to end if you're seen even once
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Sep 14, 2016 21:26
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Doc Hawkins posted:stealth missions, but the really lovely kind where it has to end if you're seen even once high five spider bro
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Sep 14, 2016 23:39
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Trig Discipline posted:i tried treating my sex life like a video game for a while but it all turned out to be escort missions 
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Sep 15, 2016 00:44
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Peanut and the Gang posted:Echi, did you get to gently caress/kiss/friendship the 22yo? Keep us updated. mate she ended up having to help her mum do something. she's getting one more chance next week and then.. probably another chance because I'm a sucker hog fat posted:actually, the point of the story is that you're lying and telling incredibly banal sex tales lmao mate the story is true. it is banal and lame that I couldn't tell the difference between rear end and other but it's not made up scott zoloft posted:you mean i fostered a lovely unnatural environment when i used an internet dating service? absolutely. i'm glad we're on the same page. mate I've met some golden people quote:i guess i just find it perplexing that you're a cool enough of a dude to get all these ladies? yet you're not cool enough to keep it to yourself or act cool about it? but you're also bragging about online dating?
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grats you got me if this is just a honey pot. but on the other hand it's like "oh some yossers have forsaken traditional dating and now for they're smug about online dating (LoL)" wouldn't be surprising either.
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can we all admit we are jealous of the echi lifestyle and stop being mean to our friend so he can continue to use this safe space to share more stories
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Sep 15, 2016 04:18
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he's not your friend, he's my friend dont talk about my friend echi lik ehtat
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Sep 15, 2016 04:19
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echinopsis posted:mate she ended up having to help her mum do something. she's getting one more chance next week and then.. probably another chance because I'm a sucker Next time she messages you, ignore it, and see how long it takes her to send another message. That is the secret that will help you gently caress.
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Sep 16, 2016 02:27
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It speaks a lot to the shutin bitch human being nerds that they turned a thread that was calm / objective about open marriages into a cluster gently caress of SJWs, men's rights activists. This thread was good but literally has gone to poo poo because most of the stupid bitchass fucks that post in the shithole of a subforum are shutin, autistic motherfuckers who eat poo poo and live in their mom's basement and jack off to child porn all day. Half the people here are immature garbage. Oh I'm an ephebophile or whatever the gently caress it is, such bullshit. The sad part is that most of the people posting on here are 25 year old virgins that are jealous that a man who loves his wife has formed a mutual agreement with her about an open marriage, and he is enjoying it, and has literally not mentioned anything weird/uncommon with this type of relationship. So I would encourage you loving retards to go back to masturbating to hentai into your moldy cumsock and actually let people who are adults talk about this lifestyle. Yeah, nice meltdown.
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lol that guy is really mad bc people think its sad how much he wants to read horny yospos fanfic
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Sep 16, 2016 20:50
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du -hast posted:It speaks a lot to the shutin bitch human being nerds that they turned a thread that was calm / objective about open marriages into a cluster gently caress of SJWs, men's rights activists.  Probably truer than false
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du -hast posted:It speaks a lot to the shutin bitch human being nerds that they turned a thread that was calm / objective about open marriages into a cluster gently caress of SJWs, men's rights activists. haha
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du -hast posted:It speaks a lot to the shutin bitch human being nerds that they turned a thread that was calm / objective about open marriages into a cluster gently caress of SJWs, men's rights activists. cool
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Sep 18, 2016 10:02
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Yeah I was gonna post in the FYAD thread too but was pretty sure I'd get a long rear end probation. Either way though, I mean everything I wrote is loving true, E/N is full of pedophile defective basement dwellers.
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Sep 18, 2016 11:06
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If you like sex and cumming so much then why dont you go and do it yourself
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Sep 18, 2016 11:21
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du -hast posted:So I would encourage you loving retards to go back to masturbating to hentai into your moldy cumsock ahem. retard, checking in here. while i have no opinion on the merits of the rest of your post, owing to not having read it, i'd like to point out that i have mastered the adult life skills to do my laundry once a week, and my socks are not moldy in the least
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Sep 18, 2016 11:33
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clammy posted:ahem. retard, checking in here. while i have no opinion on the merits of the rest of your post, owing to not having read it, i'd like to point out that i have mastered the adult life skills to do my laundry once a week, and my socks are not moldy in the least ah. namaste. my socks are smelly but not that bad and i have mastered the art of what some call a "sponge bath"
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Sep 18, 2016 11:38
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i spend most of my life creampieing teens tho
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Sep 18, 2016 11:40
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tell me more
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Sep 18, 2016 11:49
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Trig Discipline posted:i tried treating my sex life like a video game for a while but it all turned out to be escort missions Same but I've been married a long time so it's mostly grinding with pubbies because I don't feel like trying to run the weekly
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Sep 18, 2016 12:07
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we call that cumdumpster diving around here
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Sep 18, 2016 12:26
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actually we don't but maybe we should start
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Sep 18, 2016 12:29
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Trig Discipline posted:actually we don't but maybe we should start seconded
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Sep 18, 2016 13:04
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du -hast posted:Yeah I was gonna post in the FYAD thread too but was pretty sure I'd get a long rear end probation. The ones who have made threads about their terrible problems yet post with advice in every thread are hilarious though so they have that going for them.
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I remember the good old days, when E/N was actually semi-functional. Now it is literally a nest for child molesters and degenerates (not the Trump kind, I mean actual literal degenerates), wastes of human existence. I'm sorry echi that a bunch of loving idiots crapped all over this thread and ruined it for you (I guess I did too). That said, I have developed a system in life where I creampie teens (ones over 18 since I know I need to specify that here)... pretty dank and I will let in on the secret.  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Sep 18, 2016 13:48
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du -hast posted:I remember the good old days, when E/N was actually semi-functional. I don't
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Sep 18, 2016 13:53
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the dankest creampies
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Sep 18, 2016 13:53
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titties posted:Same but I've been married a long time so it's mostly grinding with pubbies because I don't feel like trying to run the weekly You win this round, fucker.
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Sep 18, 2016 14:00
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quelle surprise that computer men are degenerate perverts and find safety in numbers. It's ADAM & EVE not ADAM & EVE & DeShawn from Tinder.
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Sep 18, 2016 17:46
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du -hast posted:It speaks a lot to the shutin bitch human being nerds that they turned a thread that was calm / objective about open marriages into a cluster gently caress of SJWs, men's rights activists. listen, buddy, i am NOT an SJW.
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Sep 18, 2016 17:53
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du -hast posted:It speaks a lot to the shutin bitch human being nerds that they turned a thread that was calm / objective about open marriages into a cluster gently caress of SJWs, men's rights activists. Gross dude, haha
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Sep 18, 2016 17:57
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du -hast posted:That said, I have developed a system in life where I creampie teens (ones over 18 since I know I need to specify that here)... pretty dank and I will let in on the secret. I can almost guarantee you smell like sour milk 24 hours a day.
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Sep 18, 2016 18:01
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du -hast posted:It speaks a lot to the shutin bitch human being nerds that they turned a thread that was calm / objective about open marriages into a cluster gently caress of SJWs, men's rights activists.
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du -hast posted:It speaks a lot to the shutin bitch human being nerds that they turned a thread that was calm / objective about open marriages into a cluster gently caress of SJWs, men's rights activists. I'm 31, retarded, and i agree completely
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