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loquacius posted:Google Now is the worst voice assistant because it makes it the hardest to pretend a woman is being nice to you Google is a good name for a lady's parts, but not for a lady!!!
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Flesh Forge posted:The removal of a tree'd start menu app shortcut structure and replacement with a flat list just aggravates me all to hell. The hiding scrollbar thing, it was on by default and was so obscure to find and disable that I don't remember now where it was but thank gently caress it's off because holy poo poo that was irritating (no mousewheel) If my mouse wheel stopped working, I would immediately go buy a new mouse. Why do you not have one?
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Sep 14, 2016 22:06
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radiatinglines posted:If my mouse wheel stopped working, I would immediately go buy a new mouse. Why do you not have one? maybe he doesn't want one?
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opus111 posted:maybe he doesn't want one? don't be stupid
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Indy posted:If you have to run vm all the time, why dont you buy a pc? Seems retarded if you ask me. Because developers use VMs regardless of what host OS they have.
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Flesh Forge posted:poverty http://www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16826193099 No one is that drat poor
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thathonkey posted:im pretty sure one time my dog fell asleep on my macbook charger (the square brick part) and it burned his stomach and i had to treat the wound for like 2 weeks until it healed. think i could sue apple? those things do get really hot like if i have the charger out on the bed and i accidentally rest my skin (even through clothes) against that thing it is really uncomfortable my dad uses those freezeable lunch box coolers to keep his macbook pro power adaptor cool while he's using it. gets one from the freezer, puts a small wash cloth on it to absorb condensation, and sets the adapter on top. maybe you should try that
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It's really weird that a simple answer provokes suspicion but okay I have some crazy techno spy reason for not wanting to replace my mouse I guess  in similar news, I had Windows XP Pro 64-bit until a few months ago, my desktop is 7 or 8 years old, my keyboard is about 20 years old (seriously)
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Does this really matter? I mean, all iPhones have wireless charging, right? They're premium devices! Wait what
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Flesh Forge posted:The removal of a tree'd start menu app shortcut structure and replacement with a flat list just aggravates me all to hell. The hiding scrollbar thing, it was on by default and was so obscure to find and disable that I don't remember now where it was but thank gently caress it's off because holy poo poo that was irritating (no mousewheel) The tree structure start menu was dogshit and you'd always be looking for a program and then not finding it and then realizing it was hidden somewhere in the tree under its publishers name and then you don't remember what that was so you're hunting through random publisher names hoping to see it and yeah dogshit. Now you just type two letters of the name of thing you want and there it is.
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Upgraded my iPhone 6s to iOS 10 and now imessaging does all the things my android phone did two years ago lmao
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lazorexplosion posted:The tree structure start menu was dogshit and you'd always be looking for a program and then not finding it and then realizing it was hidden somewhere in the tree under its publishers name and then you don't remember what that was so you're hunting through random publisher names hoping to see it and yeah dogshit. Now you just type two letters of the name of thing you want and there it is. actually you type two letters of the thing you want and it brings up internet explorer searching for it because they put internet searches in the same thing as programs and also you can't change it from using MICROSOFT EDGE for searching there either
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lazorexplosion posted:The tree structure start menu was dogshit and you'd always be looking for a program and then not finding it and then realizing it was hidden somewhere in the tree under its publishers name and then you don't remember what that was so you're hunting through random publisher names hoping to see it and yeah dogshit. Now you just type two letters of the name of thing you want and there it is. The search is great and I'm sorry you didn't like the treeview but maybe not everyone on the planet prefers an ungrouped flat list for browsing a few dozen or a few hundred items to a hierarchical treeview, and there was no technical reason to remove it - the shortcut files are even still there, just the UI does not present them to you any more and they've been moved to a more obscure directory: {userdata}\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\ i.e., just like the poo poo apple does being complained about
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ElGroucho posted:Does this really matter? I mean, all iPhones have wireless charging, right? They're premium devices! 
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ElGroucho posted:Does this really matter? I mean, all iPhones have wireless charging, right? They're premium devices! Im kinda shocked they don't have their own wireless charging standard that they sell for a stupid high amount of money like all their other peripherals. Im sure you could even block the charge with some dumb DRM setup so you have to buy Apple Approved junk
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Do not Wave Charge for over 300 seconds. shouldn't there be some sort of safety cutoff, phone realizes "oh hey the battery's full, shut down the charger"
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Flesh Forge posted:Do not Wave Charge for over 300 seconds. youre right. clearly apple has not thought their "microwave your phone" technology through
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It's a legit question, is that a normal caveat with wireless charging?
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Flesh Forge posted:It's a legit question, is that a normal caveat with wireless charging? omg dude
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Flesh Forge posted:Do not Wave Charge for over 300 seconds.
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i don't have an iPhone but maybe you should try it and post the results
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Ahaha oops I did that man thing where we only read the bottom line duh.
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Upgraded my iPhone 6s to iOS 10 and now imessaging does all the things my android phone did two years ago lmao I literally don't have any friends to test this with Someday... 
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I would be your friend but I just ruined my phone trying to charge it
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a retard posted:i'm using a laptop with 10 installed and it's alright but i'm still a tad Their Scroogle campaign tanked because no one gave a poo poo about Google vacuuming up everything, so they figured why not get in on it. I think the reason for the telemetry in particular was they could save money on QA if they just got users to send all the datas to them to analyse, which is also why they're getting a lot more bugs. I thought I read that somewhere but may remember it wrong.
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Actually because of excitation in the lithium ions you can microwave charge any phone. That's just apple trying to take credit for physics.
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Pffff i've been microwave charging my android phone since nineteen dickety two.
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Germstore posted:Actually because of excitation in the lithium ions you can microwave charge any phone. That's just apple trying to take credit for physics. Only aluminium ones, plastic ones don't work and it's why everyone moved from the durable, shock absorbent and not slippery as gently caress plastic to slippery aluminium that'll shatter the screen as soon as you drop it.
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has anyone made a joke about not giving jack poo poo about this?? BECAUSE I DONT GIVE A JACK poo poo BITCH!!!!
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Germstore posted:who needs a hierarchical start menu? I just say, "cortana, run paint.net" and quick as you please a bing webpage is opened with the search query "run paint.net". Lol
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Is this the new Feminist Siri that sasses you if you ask a sexual/sexist question? http://www.unchainedjane.com/2015/10/11-badass-feminist-responses-from-siri.html?m=1
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Frosted Flake posted:Is this the new Feminist Siri that sasses you if you ask a sexual/sexist question? I have to assume there's engineers in Japan working on a tsundere OS.
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As if I want to search the web for you, baka.
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Frosted Flake posted:Is this the new Feminist Siri that sasses you if you ask a sexual/sexist question? I can't figure out what's funnier: the author getting mad that people aren't treating a search algorithm with "mutual respect", or the author confusing the Siri bot's canned responses to vulgar words as conversation gambits.
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Frosted Flake posted:Is this the new Feminist Siri that sasses you if you ask a sexual/sexist question? I don't want to sound misogynistic But that's a stupid loving bitch
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notZaar posted:I can't figure out what's funnier: the author getting mad that people aren't treating a search algorithm with "mutual respect", or the author confusing the Siri bot's canned responses to vulgar words as conversation gambits. It's the second one, definitely "If you call Siri a bitch she says 'Well, I never!' LOL owned, take that patriarchy  "
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WhyteRyce posted:
Now that you mention it, I don't think I've ever used it Music producers would go insane though
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