- Nathilus
- Apr 4, 2002
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I alone can see through the media bias.
I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
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You need taste to be pretentious. Don't worry about it.
Thanks bro.
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- Applewhite
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Nobody does, OP, but you can easily spot people who are super up their own rear end because they pretend to.
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Sep 15, 2016 11:10
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- Falun Bong Refugee
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by FactsAreUseless
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Nobody does, OP, but you can easily spot people who are super up their own rear end because they pretend to.
Dude wasn't Faulkner man. He wasn't that hard to figure out.
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Sep 15, 2016 11:13
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- The Dennis System
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Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
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Nobody does, OP, but you can easily spot people who are super up their own rear end because they pretend to.
I don't know, some people in this thread have made some pretty good explanations of the basics of the plot. It actually does make a lot more sense to me now. Although I'm sure the story isn't completely coherent and the fans are probably filling in a lot of plot holes themselves.
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Sep 15, 2016 11:17
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- Nathilus
- Apr 4, 2002
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I alone can see through the media bias.
I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
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EoE at least was DEFINITELY a hate gently caress. But the dude was also seriously mentally unwell at the time.
(I love being hate hosed.)
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Sep 15, 2016 12:04
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- Gamer With Dignity
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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Nobody does, OP, but you can easily spot people who are super up their own rear end because they pretend to.
You've got it all figured out don'tcha
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Sep 15, 2016 12:32
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- Linnear
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I want to say it's about Shinji wanting to bone his mom, but growing out of it by wanting to bone other chicks.
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Sep 15, 2016 12:48
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- ziasquinn
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EoE at least was DEFINITELY a hate gently caress. But the dude was also seriously mentally unwell at the time.
(I love being hate hosed.)
Asuka getting devoured is fuckin badass
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Sep 15, 2016 12:49
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- Germstore
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A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
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all you need to know
neon genesis evangelion is the touching story of a teenage boy who visits his coworker in the hospital and while she's laying there unconscious he jacks off and cums
isn't she a clone of his mother too or something hosed up like that?
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Sep 15, 2016 12:56
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- The Dennis System
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Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
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isn't she a clone of his mother too or something hosed up like that?
Nah, one of the other girls he wants to bone down on is a clone of his mother.
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Sep 15, 2016 13:12
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- Nathilus
- Apr 4, 2002
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I alone can see through the media bias.
I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
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Nah, one of the other girls he wants to bone down on is a clone of his mother.
She also ends up medically nude in front of him but at least he doesn't jack it then. Thank god for small favors.
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Sep 15, 2016 13:15
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- EvilJoven
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NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
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Evangelion is evidence that when a society of the most uptight self isolated perfectionists on the planet get completely owned by a bunch of slobs their brains collectively break and they start having a massive identity crisis and start making weird rear end cartoons full of stupidly cobbled together symbolism and self loathing.
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Sep 15, 2016 13:20
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does anyone remember Clone High?
Eva is basically that.
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Sep 15, 2016 13:22
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- EvilJoven
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NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
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No clone high was actually good.
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Sep 15, 2016 13:23
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- B.H. Facials
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"Getting teased is part of growing up. It's no big deal. Just tell yourself, 'Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a .44 Magnum will tear that bully a new asshole!'"
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Has anybody seen the Rebuild of Evangelion films? Are they any good?
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Sep 15, 2016 13:52
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- Gamer With Dignity
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Evangelion is evidence that when a society of the most uptight self isolated perfectionists on the planet get completely owned by a bunch of slobs their brains collectively break and they start having a massive identity crisis and start making weird rear end cartoons full of stupidly cobbled together symbolism and self loathing.
It's this.
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Sep 15, 2016 14:00
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Earth is under attack by gigantic alien monsters (called Kaiju) emerging from an inter-dimensional portal called "The Breach" at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. Humanity unites to construct colossal robots, nicknamed Jaegers, to combat the alien threat. Each Jaeger is controlled by two or more pilots, who are mentally linked via a process called "drifting" to share the mental stress of piloting the machine.
In 2020, Gipsy Danger, piloted by brothers Raleigh and Yancy Becket, is assigned to protect the Alaskan coastline from a Kaiju, code named Knifehead. The monster survives the initial assault and blindsides Gipsy Danger, then rips open her hull and kills Yancy. Raleigh takes control of Gipsy alone and kills Knifehead. Traumatized by the loss of his brother, Raleigh quits the Jaeger program.
Five years later, Kaiju attacks have increased in both frequency and strength, to the point that Jaegers are being destroyed faster than they can be built. World leaders decide to cut funding for the Jaeger program in favor of anti-Kaiju coastal walls. Marshal Stacker Pentecost, veteran Jaeger pilot and commanding officer of the program, summons the surviving Jaegers and pilots to a base in Hong Kong called Shatterdome. He finds Raleigh and convinces him to rejoin the program and make a last stand.
At Shatterdome, Raleigh and Pentecost are greeted by Mako Mori, the director of the Jaeger refurbishment. He sees the remaining Jaegers and their crews: Striker Eureka (Australian), Cherno Alpha (Russian), and Crimson Typhoon (Chinese). The fourth Jaeger is Gipsy Danger, rebuilt and refurbished with additional weapons and nuclear reactor. Pentecost tells Raleigh his plan is to use the four Jaegers to seal the Breach with a nuclear weapon. To find a new partner to pilot Gipsy, Raleigh holds a tryout with the base's fighters, and finds his most "drift-compatible" partner to be Mori, who is revealed to be Pentecost's adopted daughter. In their test drift, Raleigh goes out of alignment after reliving the moment his brother died, causing Mako to become lost in her memory of the Kaiju attack that orphaned her, and nearly discharges Gipsy Danger's plasma caster. Pentecost grounds Mako, leaving Raleigh without a copilot.
Pentecost consults with Kaiju scientists Newton Geiszler and Hermann Gottlieb. Herman believes that the Breach is stabilizing, allowing increasing numbers of Kaiju to invade at a time, but allowing them to drop the weapon into the Breach. Newton, for his part, creates a device that allows him to drift with a Kaiju's brain fragment, and discovers that the Kaiju are bioweapons created by extraterrestrial colonists to wipe out humanity and invade Earth. Pentecost instructs Newton to find black market dealer Hannibal Chau to obtain an intact Kaiju brain and acquire more information. At Hannibal's place, Newton realizes that during his previous drift, the Kaiju's hive mind gained access to his knowledge, just as he gained theirs. Two Kaiju, code-named Otachi and Leatherback, are unleashed upon Hong Kong simultaneously to find him.
All Jaegers, except for Gipsy Danger, are dispatched. The Kaiju easily destroy Crimson Typhoon and Cherno Alpha, and immobilize Striker Eureka with an EMP blast. Out of options, Pentecost allows Raleigh and Mako to pilot Gipsy Danger. They kill Leatherback, then pursue Otachi, which is hunting for Newton. After a lengthy and destructive battle, Raleigh and Mako manage to kill Otachi. Newton and Hannibal rush to Otachi's carcass, and discover that it is pregnant. The infant Kaiju bursts out and swallows Hannibal, before being asphyxiated by its own umbilical cord. Newton and Hermann drift with the infant Kaiju's brain, and learn that the Breach only opens in the presence of Kaiju DNA.
Pentecost reveals to Raleigh he is terminally ill due to piloting a first generation Jaeger with no radiation shielding. The last time he piloted a Jaeger was during the Tokyo attack, during which he was forced to kill the Kaiju that orphaned Mako alone, making him and Raleigh the only pilots who have killed a Kaiju without a copilot (known as solo combat). He has the remaining Jaegers proceed with the mission. With pilot Hercules Hansen injured during the previous fight, Pentecost and Chuck Hansen pilot Striker Eureka and carry the bomb; Raleigh and Mako provide cover in Gipsy Danger. At the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, the two Jaegers are faced with two Kaiju, code named Scunner and Raiju. Raleigh and Mako manage to kill Raiju and injure Scunner, but Gipsy Danger is crippled by the two Kaiju. A third Kaiju, true to Gottlieb's prediction, emerges from the Breach. The Kaiju, code named Slattern, is a Category 5 Kaiju and the largest ever encountered. Slattern critically damages Striker, but they manage to injure the Kaiju. Pentecost and Chuck detonate the nuclear bomb, killing Scunner and further injuring Slattern. Considering Newton's discovery, Raleigh and Mako defeat Slattern and use the corpse to drive Gipsy Danger into the Breach to seal it with the Jaeger's nuclear reactor. Seeing Mako has passed out because her oxygen supply is depleted, Raleigh gives Mako his supply and ejects her via an escape pod. He then manually overloads the reactor, just as it descends into the aliens' homeworld, and ejects himself back through the Breach.
Gipsy's reactor explodes, killing the aliens and sealing the Breach. Mako and Raleigh's pods surface in the Pacific Ocean, and the two embrace as rescue helicopters arrive. In a mid-credits scene, Hannibal cuts his way out of the dead infant Kaiju.
You forgot to mention that the sword is a penis.
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Sep 15, 2016 14:03
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- That Robot
- Sep 16, 2004
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ask me anything about robots
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Buglord
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yeah i do
it's a show that owns
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Sep 15, 2016 14:22
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- Nathilus
- Apr 4, 2002
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I alone can see through the media bias.
I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
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Has anybody seen the Rebuild of Evangelion films? Are they any good?
1 and 2 are good. 1 is basically the first quarter of the show without many narrative changes. 2 starts veering off the show's track and introduces a minor but annoying mary sue character. To make up for her, shinji grows considerable testicles. Then in 3 everyone hates shinji for growing testicles in 2 and he becomes a bitchboi again, but some other weird and sort of interesting stuff happens. It pissed a lot of people off like EoE without being as clearly made to piss off fans. No coma masturbation tho, sorry! Maybe next time.
4 will be coming out in 20 years right after Mr. Anno kills himself, probably. We can still hold out hope that he's not psych-ward-inpatient-level depressed when he writes it and that it will be a bit less filled with angst, hatred, and self-loathing than EoE, but I sure as hell wouldn't bet money on the proposition.
The animation is fantastic in all three of the released movies, of course. Overall, if you liked the show you'll likely enjoy these.
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Sep 15, 2016 14:23
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- That Robot
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ask me anything about robots
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Buglord
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Unit 00 I've always understood has another Rei inside it, yeah. Part of the reason why its initial activations went so poorly; you wake up one day and you're suddenly a bio-robo-pseudo-god, with a tiny clone of yourself controlling you from inside your neck. You try and tell me that you don't lose all composure and try to murder your creator.
Eva is a weird show.
Unit 00 has Ritsuko's mom inside of it
She hates rei for calling her an "old hag" so that's why she bashed unit 00's head against the wall while rei was testing it
gendo called ritsuko's mom an old hag originally, young rei overheard it and then repeated it in the presence of ritsuko's mom, causing her to murder suicide with young rei
Rei is then cloned again before the series begins
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Sep 15, 2016 14:29
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- That Robot
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ask me anything about robots
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Buglord
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tenchi muyo is a harem comedy
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Sep 15, 2016 14:31
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- Germstore
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A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
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Muhammad had a nine year old wife, from this scholars have inferred that anime is halaal.
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Sep 15, 2016 14:34
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- nigga crab pollock
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by Lowtax
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Earth is under attack by gigantic alien monsters (called Kaiju) emerging from an inter-dimensional portal called "The Breach" at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean. Humanity unites to construct colossal robots, nicknamed Jaegers, to combat the alien threat. Each Jaeger is controlled by two or more pilots, who are mentally linked via a process called "drifting" to share the mental stress of piloting the machine.
In 2020, Gipsy Danger, piloted by brothers Raleigh and Yancy Becket, is assigned to protect the Alaskan coastline from a Kaiju, code named Knifehead. The monster survives the initial assault and blindsides Gipsy Danger, then rips open her hull and kills Yancy. Raleigh takes control of Gipsy alone and kills Knifehead. Traumatized by the loss of his brother, Raleigh quits the Jaeger program.
Five years later, Kaiju attacks have increased in both frequency and strength, to the point that Jaegers are being destroyed faster than they can be built. World leaders decide to cut funding for the Jaeger program in favor of anti-Kaiju coastal walls. Marshal Stacker Pentecost, veteran Jaeger pilot and commanding officer of the program, summons the surviving Jaegers and pilots to a base in Hong Kong called Shatterdome. He finds Raleigh and convinces him to rejoin the program and make a last stand.
At Shatterdome, Raleigh and Pentecost are greeted by Mako Mori, the director of the Jaeger refurbishment. He sees the remaining Jaegers and their crews: Striker Eureka (Australian), Cherno Alpha (Russian), and Crimson Typhoon (Chinese). The fourth Jaeger is Gipsy Danger, rebuilt and refurbished with additional weapons and nuclear reactor. Pentecost tells Raleigh his plan is to use the four Jaegers to seal the Breach with a nuclear weapon. To find a new partner to pilot Gipsy, Raleigh holds a tryout with the base's fighters, and finds his most "drift-compatible" partner to be Mori, who is revealed to be Pentecost's adopted daughter. In their test drift, Raleigh goes out of alignment after reliving the moment his brother died, causing Mako to become lost in her memory of the Kaiju attack that orphaned her, and nearly discharges Gipsy Danger's plasma caster. Pentecost grounds Mako, leaving Raleigh without a copilot.
Pentecost consults with Kaiju scientists Newton Geiszler and Hermann Gottlieb. Herman believes that the Breach is stabilizing, allowing increasing numbers of Kaiju to invade at a time, but allowing them to drop the weapon into the Breach. Newton, for his part, creates a device that allows him to drift with a Kaiju's brain fragment, and discovers that the Kaiju are bioweapons created by extraterrestrial colonists to wipe out humanity and invade Earth. Pentecost instructs Newton to find black market dealer Hannibal Chau to obtain an intact Kaiju brain and acquire more information. At Hannibal's place, Newton realizes that during his previous drift, the Kaiju's hive mind gained access to his knowledge, just as he gained theirs. Two Kaiju, code-named Otachi and Leatherback, are unleashed upon Hong Kong simultaneously to find him.
All Jaegers, except for Gipsy Danger, are dispatched. The Kaiju easily destroy Crimson Typhoon and Cherno Alpha, and immobilize Striker Eureka with an EMP blast. Out of options, Pentecost allows Raleigh and Mako to pilot Gipsy Danger. They kill Leatherback, then pursue Otachi, which is hunting for Newton. After a lengthy and destructive battle, Raleigh and Mako manage to kill Otachi. Newton and Hannibal rush to Otachi's carcass, and discover that it is pregnant. The infant Kaiju bursts out and swallows Hannibal, before being asphyxiated by its own umbilical cord. Newton and Hermann drift with the infant Kaiju's brain, and learn that the Breach only opens in the presence of Kaiju DNA.
Pentecost reveals to Raleigh he is terminally ill due to piloting a first generation Jaeger with no radiation shielding. The last time he piloted a Jaeger was during the Tokyo attack, during which he was forced to kill the Kaiju that orphaned Mako alone, making him and Raleigh the only pilots who have killed a Kaiju without a copilot (known as solo combat). He has the remaining Jaegers proceed with the mission. With pilot Hercules Hansen injured during the previous fight, Pentecost and Chuck Hansen pilot Striker Eureka and carry the bomb; Raleigh and Mako provide cover in Gipsy Danger. At the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, the two Jaegers are faced with two Kaiju, code named Scunner and Raiju. Raleigh and Mako manage to kill Raiju and injure Scunner, but Gipsy Danger is crippled by the two Kaiju. A third Kaiju, true to Gottlieb's prediction, emerges from the Breach. The Kaiju, code named Slattern, is a Category 5 Kaiju and the largest ever encountered. Slattern critically damages Striker, but they manage to injure the Kaiju. Pentecost and Chuck detonate the nuclear bomb, killing Scunner and further injuring Slattern. Considering Newton's discovery, Raleigh and Mako defeat Slattern and use the corpse to drive Gipsy Danger into the Breach to seal it with the Jaeger's nuclear reactor. Seeing Mako has passed out because her oxygen supply is depleted, Raleigh gives Mako his supply and ejects her via an escape pod. He then manually overloads the reactor, just as it descends into the aliens' homeworld, and ejects himself back through the Breach.
Gipsy's reactor explodes, killing the aliens and sealing the Breach. Mako and Raleigh's pods surface in the Pacific Ocean, and the two embrace as rescue helicopters arrive. In a mid-credits scene, Hannibal cuts his way out of the dead infant Kaiju.
this is more writing and thought than ever got put into evangelion maybe that's why pacific rim owned so god drat hard
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Sep 15, 2016 15:06
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- Knight
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SPACE-A-HOLIC
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Taco Defender
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<angry, exasperated teacher> "OK! So, does everyone here understand Neon Genesis Evangelion?"
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Sep 15, 2016 15:12
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- Bimmi
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someday
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Robots. Autism. Pedophilia. Think that pretty much covers it.
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Sep 15, 2016 15:31
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- Nathilus
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I alone can see through the media bias.
I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
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<angry, exasperated teacher> "OK! So, does everyone here understand Neon Genesis Evangelion?"
*class chimes in unison* "all work and no balls makes shinji a bitch boi!"
Alternatively,: "Life is suffering, let's turn into tang and become one!"
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Sep 15, 2016 15:34
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- FedEx Mercury
- Jan 7, 2004
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Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
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Lipstick Apathy
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I understand that I bought the whole series on DVD when I was 16 and it's probably the reason I'm a weirdo goon now.
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Sep 15, 2016 15:43
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- Knight
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SPACE-A-HOLIC
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Taco Defender
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*class chimes in unison* "all work and no balls makes shinji a bitch boi!"
Alternatively,: "Life is suffering, let's turn into tang and become one!"
Good, now to review... <draws a bunch of chalk lines on the board all pointing to Asuka>
<circles several times>
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Sep 15, 2016 15:45
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Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
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Lipstick Apathy
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Luckily this wasn't an issue for American fans because her dubbed voice is about as pleasant to listen to as rusty nails on a chalkboard.
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