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i don't get why people are trying so hard to normalize sexual deviancy. what's the point of being queer if you can't rub it in other people's faces and make squares uncomfortable
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I really don't think this can be properly discussed unless we know if this friend is hot. I don't think the OP has mentioned whether or not this guy is hot. If he is hot, getting blown by a guy might be a little gay because he could probably find a girl to do it instead. If he's not hot, it's not gay because he might have just been so sexually frustrated he'd give the green light to anyone willing to go down to bone town.
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Tuxedo Gin posted:offer to suck his dick and then after he comes tell him he's gay
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General Dog posted:I think you if you value this friendship you shouldn't press the issue he should press right behind the balls to get the last few drops
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ProfessorMurder posted:I really don't think this can be properly discussed unless we know if this friend is hot. I don't think the OP has mentioned whether or not this guy is hot. 6'2" Ginger with a patchy beard and man tits?
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![]() Also, it's pretty gay to have another dude go down on you, but who isn't gay nowadays? Redmanred fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Sep 15, 2016 |
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Redmanred posted:
Well, I like women way too much to be gay, but if a chick whipped out a boner after we'd hit it off and made out for a bit or whatever, I'd have to give it my best shot and just smoke that pole like I owed her money. Just seems like the polite thing to do.
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whoflungpoop posted:he should press right behind the balls to get the last few drops when I am fellated by a friend or cutie acquaintance and its blast-off time, I press down right behind the balls and magically no drops come out at all, it is absorbed back into my body and recycled and I get the protein of whole big steak, vitmains, minerals, etc
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Gatekeeper posted:when I am fellated by a friend or cutie acquaintance and its blast-off time, I press down right behind the balls and magically no drops come out at all, it is absorbed back into my body and recycled and I get the protein of whole big steak, vitmains, minerals, etc Greedy.
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sex is greedy And grody
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the thing about it is that your buddy can always just disappear and wind up as a drifter in some tiny midwestern town, reinvent himself and go on some adventures and only a few people might suspect he's actually gay
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Ya know. A lot of gay guys hit on me. I used to get really uncomfortable, but I've noticed that women get kinda turned on by it. So now I'm a cock tease to get women to put out.
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The gay hierarchy goes like this (from most gay to least) Hardcore makeout (most gay) Recieving buttsex Giving head Giving buttsex Getting head Mutual JO is debatable
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my brain works in such a way that it interprets "receiving buttsex" and "giving buttsex" as the same thing.
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A friend of mine admitted to me that while getting a BJ in a bathroom at a bar, he was handsing around under the woman's clothes to discover that she had a bigger dick than he had. I asked how he reacted and his response is basically one of the great truths of the world: "A blow job is a blow job. I rode it out of course." Is that gay? Who gives a poo poo, he got a blowie. Stop trying to force your friend into identity politics and be glad someone is blowing him. Mazel tov!
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This is what gay marriage has led to, I tried to warn the public but the public wouldn't listen. Now look what's come to fruition, guys blowing guys all willy nilly with no guilt or remorse. I'm going to make a phone call into the next 700 Club show, that should straighten this whole mess out. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. Ashamed, I say.
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EW what even is this thread? Disgust is a trait of psychopaths like Elliot Rogers and privilege isn't a viable bias ever.
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Homophobia was invented by women to increase their sexual value
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Spunky Psycho Ho posted:Homophobia was invented by women to increase their sexual value Instinctual even.
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Spunky Psycho Ho posted:Homophobia was invented by women to increase their sexual value whoa
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A sex act between two men is a gay act, but the internal gayness of either man involved is dependent on whether their enjoyment of the act is tied to the gender of the partner. If the man closes his eyes and imagines a woman than he is simply using the other man's mouth or anus to simulate a woman's and is therefore not demonstrating or increasing his gayness despite the gay act he is partaking in. A distinction must be drawn between psychological homosexuality and homosexuality as it describes a physical act.
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Like to broker beaver deals myself hahahaahahahah hoodwinked
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Women are always like "OH YOU WANNA GO CAMPING WITH YOUR GUY FRIENDS SO YOU ALL CAN JUST BANG IN THE WOODS" aka Brokeback Mountain Propaganda
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tell your buddy to pm me
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Never let a woman tell you not to suck a dick. #woke.
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~timing is everything~
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Germstore posted:Never let a woman tell you not to suck a dick. #woke. It's all fear and jealousy...
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Germstore posted:Never let a woman tell you not to suck a dick. #woke. can i post this to fb E: not waiting for a reply
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I release it under creative commons, attribution free for commercial or non commercial use.
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There so so many closeted fags who gently caress other dudes when consider themselves straight that health departments across the world have to come up with special terms to describe these special snowflakes, such as Men who have Sex with Men
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imagine caring about the gender of a mouth wrapped around your dingus
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Sounds like your buddy works at the Popcorn Factory.![]() ![]() edited because I forgot the end has something that I guess could be considered porn Hrist fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Sep 15, 2016 |
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whoflungpoop posted:he should press right behind the balls to get the last few drops Jesus Christ, everytime I read one of your posts I either cringe or applaud. In this case I applauded. Yeah. I think getting blown by another dude is pretty much the gateway foreplay to the more serious stuff. That said, one of my best friends is gay and said that guys give the best head so... Idk.
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I saw a great example of approach-avoidance conflict on the jail bus, when the guy who'd been in for six months was offered a blow job through the partition by the guy in the gay section. He kept walking up to the gate, then going back to his seat. There's no doubt he would have gone for it if there weren't eight of us watching. Great entertainment.
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Bedevere posted:Is that gay? Who gives a poo poo, he got a blowie. Stop trying to force your friend into identity politics and be glad someone is blowing him. Mazel tov! He was also in jail at the time. Does that change things at all?
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Male on male Jail and sail not gay no fail
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Hatebag posted:Suck his dick. I think what the OP is saying is that he already did.
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Gamer With Dignity posted:I think what the OP is saying is that he already did. ew
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How do you know your buddy didn't make stern, disapproving faces the whole time? Would it be gay if his arms were crossed in an 'enough's enough' manor? Whole thing just seems kinda judgey to me.
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# ? Jun 11, 2024 13:17 |
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my brain got electrocuted at acting school
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