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Don Tacorleone posted:Now that you mention it, I don't think I've ever used it I'd think they'd have an external DAC at least for serious work.
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WhyteRyce posted:
since when do they care whether their users use things 
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Apple is apparently sending surveys to Macbook Pro users asking if they use the headphone jack
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I have a MBP and I use the headphone jack almost every goddamn day. Apple's built-in speakers aren't absolute trash for laptop speakers but obviously they don't hold a candle to actual headphones, not to mention FaceTime or other video calls are tons easier to hear with headphones and ear buds and tons easier for the person on the other end to hear me when I talk through the built in mic on the earbuds. Also, if you use the built in microphone and type literally anything with the keyboard while on the call, the person on the other end will think you're in the middle of a loving avalanche. What loving idiot rear end in a top hat at Apple has convinced themselves that headphone jacks are some ancient relic of the past and not one of the most useful ports ever designed for transferring sound. edit: oh right, they don't actually believe that. They just want every part of their devices to be completely owned by them. I was about to make a joke about how they'll probably try and redesign RJ45 network ports so they'll own that too but then I remembered they've already removed those from their laptops so who the gently caress knows. GreatGreen fucked around with this message at 16:18 on Sep 15, 2016 |
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Sep 15, 2016 16:09
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It's an archaic standard dating back to the 1800s, its time to move on.
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loving is an archaic standard dating back to before the dinosaurs, time to move on.
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Space is at a premium on 15" laptops
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So when are the limited edition Dre Beats $300 ones coming out.
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Well no more jacking our cacks into the phone i guess
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Manic Mailman posted:Well no more jacking our cacks into the phone i guess you need a dongle for that now
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I can't find my male to female gender changer
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I miss my floppy drives
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my dongle is asexual
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when i put my macbook on a desk i always use the speaker jack to hook up my stereo so music doesnt sound like absolute gar-bage sounds like theyre getting ready to nix it... fuckheads
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thathonkey posted:when i put my macbook on a desk i always use the speaker jack to hook up my stereo so music doesnt sound like absolute gar-bage Nonsense, you just need the Apple™ DAC with analog output, now available at your local retailer for $399.99
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They need to add a mini cd drive to their phones
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http://i.imgur.com/zKeqQRV.mp4
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notZaar posted:Nonsense, you just need the Apple™ DAC with analog output, now available at your local retailer for $399.99 maybe in a way they are actually doing me a favor and my music will sound $399.99 better for it
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thathonkey posted:maybe in a way they are actually doing me a favor and my music will sound $399.99 better for it That's a pretty good YOSPOS impression
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You know what else is an old design? Four wheels on a car have been around 100 years, three is much more economical. Also the port on the side where you put gas in? Why hasn't that been re-invented? Any old rear end in a top hat can design a nozzle that will fit, maybe Ford should rethink that and make their 2017s with a star shaped port "for increased surface area for which gas to stick on, reducing fumes." And just LOL at anyone who grabs a giant circle like they had on the Mayflower to turn - give me a sleek 21st century joystick. And loving LOL at anyone who needs to mash something into the floor with their foot to slow down like the Flintstones - these can be replaced with buttons
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the apple car was cancelled because they couldn't figure out wireless refueling
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Mozi posted:the apple car was cancelled because they couldn't figure out wireless refueling they were mad that they couldnt remove the wheels
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Why are we still driving our cars by looking through literal glass windows, like, seeing things through transparent glass lol what is this, the 1700s??? replace all windows with retina displays displaying output from four (wireless, ofc) cameras balanced on the roof pointing in each direction, because it's 2016
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Better yet, have the forward view be a feed where you can see your car from a 3rd-person perspective like twenty feet above and behind it, like you're playing GTA. wave of the future
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When the displays have a resolution so high that your biological eyes can't see the difference between 16K and 32K phone displays, you will have to upgrade to compatible, proprietary iEyes. Edit: captain
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loquacius posted:Better yet, have the forward view be a feed where you can see your car from a 3rd-person perspective like twenty feet above and behind it, like you're playing GTA. wave of the future ... This is actually a great idea, though impossible.
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If you microwave your car, it will fill up quicker
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Lt. Chips posted:When the displays have a resolution so high that your biological eyes can't see the difference between 16K and 32K phone displays, you will have to upgrade to compatible, proprietary iEyes. courage sure, your new iEyes won't be able to see anything rendered with old-fashioned "conventional" light like say Android phones or your own bedroom, but once you see how gorgeous the iPhone 14's 32K display looks through them, you'll be glad you paid the $250,000 for the surgery. If the manufacturers of Android phones or your children's faces want their displays to be compatible with the new all-digital optical format of the future, they're welcome to pay Apple's licensing fees and upgrade at any time. What is this, the stone age???
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this is perfect
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Ahh yes the moto Z, a direct competitor of the iPhone lol
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You're using eyes that evolved in water to see things in air? If you had any dignity you'd rip your eyes out of your head right now.
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zen death robot posted:The Moto Z also has no headphone jack Anecdotal but I've literally never seen anyone with a Moto Z
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a bone to pick posted:... This is actually a great idea, though impossible. I saw a video once where someone rigged up an actual car to drive like this by mounting a camera on a strut behind it and blocking off the windshield, to see if it was possible to drive around an obstacle course like that and all the test drivers crashed into poo poo constantly, like you always do when you're trying to maneuver a car in GTA zen death robot posted:The Moto Z also has no headphone jack the difference is I don't think anyone on Earth defended this decision or bought this phone
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loquacius posted:I saw a video once where someone rigged up an actual car to drive like this by mounting a camera on a strut behind it and blocking off the windshield, to see if it was possible to drive around an obstacle course like that maybe you always do
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stop the earth, i want to get off! wahooooooooooooooooogbyeeveryoneoooo
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zen death robot posted:I think the headphone jack thing is dumb as poo poo too but I'm not switching back to android over it because the exchange integration is shittier and I need that for work Google won't fix this because they intentionally sabotage every interaction they can between their tech and MS's tech, but Outlook for Android is usable Not as good as Outlook for WP was of course 
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camera bumps are beautiful #fuckyourbeautystandards
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loquacius posted:and all the test drivers crashed into poo poo constantly, like you always do when you're trying to maneuver a car in GTA Jeez, I didn't know people sucked at GTA so hard.
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zen death robot posted:For whatever reason the place I work at forces people to use touchdown or whatever it's called so you have to enter a pin for the phone and another for the drat email app if you use android. Yeah, I've got the same deal. That and we use an MDM solution, so since iPhones allow for native Exchange integration you only have to enter in the device password and you're set, but on Android devices you have to unlock the phone AND authenticate one more time to use Touchdown. The fact that Symantec bought TD tells you everything you need to know, really.
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re: 3rd person view car drivinga bone to pick posted:... This is actually a great idea, though impossible. Iunno, you could have a trailing camera drone if you wanted 
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