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Don't worry, we'll just get a bunch of seals to kill the octopuses: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VFoUvhIXrdk And then some orcas to kill the seals: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DWsN63PRCW8 And then just get SeaWorld to come in and mop up the orcas.
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So what I'm getting here is that in the ocean everything eats everything else bigger than plankton (and lots of things eat plankton).
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DrBouvenstein posted:
No, that's the beautiful part. When winter rolls around, the orcas simply freeze to death.
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Phanatic posted:No, that's the beautiful part. When winter rolls around, the orcas simply freeze to death.  Wrap it up boys, nothing more to see here.
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Picnic Princess posted:This narrator makes me want to murder all of humanity. Yeah I was thinking the same. Why can't we have more narrators like Attenborough? You would expect that TV execs would think - hey, everybody loved that guy and he got all those awards and knighthoods... Let's hire people like him. But instead we get these "Wooo, guess who's coming? Is that a shark? Oh yeah!" dudes. 
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They dubbed over Attenborough's voice when Planet Earth was released in the States.
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RandomFerret posted:They dubbed over Attenborough's voice when Planet Earth was released in the States. It was a god drat travesty. It was Sigourney Weaver, but they also changed the script to draw attention to the technological innovations that allowed them capture some of the footage. 'For the first time ever, we have footage of X using Y' It was loving annoying. Thankfully, the Blu Ray collection is the BBC version.
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RandomFerret posted:They dubbed over Attenborough's voice when Planet Earth was released in the States. Anyone mentally damaged enough to even consider committing a travesty like choosing to have Sir David Attenborough's dulcet tones dubbed over is going to a special circle of Hell when they die.
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I thought they redubbed RA with Oprah? Although googling suggests that the real reason they need to do it is to cut it down to a 45 minute timeslot.
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Yes, it's like a lava lamp.
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RandomFerret posted:They dubbed over Attenborough's voice when Planet Earth was released in the States. Is it because of the funny way he says "schedule"?
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Kwyndig posted:So what I'm getting here is that in the ocean everything eats everything else bigger than plankton (and lots of things eat plankton). Free market capitalism.
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Robot Lincoln posted:Herzog or gtfo Sometimes i hear his voice when i read. Especially if germany is involved in any way. 
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RandomFerret posted:They dubbed over Attenborough's voice when Planet Earth was released in the States. America needs to be burned.
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RandomFerret posted:They dubbed over Attenborough's voice when Planet Earth was released in the States. When Borders did the closeout I managed to snag a BluRay of Planet Earth that had various audio tracks, including Attenborough. It came bundled with "Life" too, but that only had Oprah as an option. She wasn't terrible, but compared to Attenborough she may as well have been a bass guitar with strings made of screaming penis skins.
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Roro posted:America needs to be burned. Any day now.
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yeah watching the American version of planet earth was like having my body turned inside out starting with my urethra, death to america I say
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PittTheElder posted:I thought they redubbed RA with Oprah? They did, but each of the BBC series was redubbed with a different narrator. Oprah on one, Sigourney Weaver on another, I think Laurence Fishburne did one as well.
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sandoz posted:yeah watching the American version of planet earth was like having my body turned inside out starting with my urethra, death to america I say Oh, like we loving voted for it. Blame the studios who released the thing.
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You'd think just editing it down would have been cheaper than hiring an all new narrator. Our just having him do both versions.
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PittTheElder posted:I thought they redubbed RA with Oprah? That was Life 
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Pastry of the Year posted:And THEN what, Dexter? Do some sex magic.
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Johnny Aztec posted:Oh, like we loving voted for it. Blame the studios who released the thing. sorry nope, I heard a different narrator which is literally the worst thing to happen in history
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sandoz posted:sorry nope, I heard a different narrator which is literally the worst thing to happen in history Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree here.
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Roro posted:Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree here. I don't want to completely upend your worldview here but I heard a gorilla got shot recently
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Was the event narrated by David Attenborough?
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Pastry of the Year posted:And THEN what, Dexter? gently caress your sister.
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https://mtc.cdn.vine.co/r/videos_h2...UWknNuuSmSnRD5c  Those poor dogs! 
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RareAcumen posted:
Put these pictures into that Google Image chaos-filter magic-dog-eye thing.
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RareAcumen posted:
It's like what happened to Jody in Twin Peaks! Get those dogs to the White Lodge!
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skander posted:Evil Dog 2 You've never heard of dogwood? 
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Solice Kirsk posted:It's like what happened to Jody in Twin Peaks! Get those dogs to the White Lodge! Fffffuck, beaten to this one
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