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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Doc Block posted:

38x34 IIRC

I'm a chubby bastard but unless you're wearing tight pants there's no reason an average sized human shouldn't be able to comfortably fit an iPhone 6 in their pocket

Lmao you're fat as gently caress. The phone that fits in normal size pockets is the normal phone.


Puppy Galaxy posted:

navigating to playlists/artists etc is in big text on the home screen, don't remember exactly where it was before but it was easy to fat finger and go to the wrong place

also "recently added" is on the home screen and not as easy to miss as before

Yes, they are in gigantic huge text that fills my screen no matter how small I adjust text in Settings. This necessitates scrolling. Reduced functionality.

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poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
i think im gonna buy myself a nike watch

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Get yourself a nice Seiko, poty

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
i have a nixon that i like a lot

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


zen death robot posted:

what is your pants size

34 x 32 and I am fatter than I have ever been in my life. I could not imagine being a 38.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

zen death robot posted:

what is your pants size

69

wait no

420

wait

666

GameCube
Nov 21, 2006

my pant size is irrelevant, because i can't afford the kind of pants whose actual size matches what's on their label.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I just spent six months drinking myself to sleep over a bad baseball season.

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Citizen Tayne posted:

34 x 32 and I am fatter than I have ever been in my life. I could not imagine being a 38.

if you buy size 34 from Walmart it's probably actually a 38

Axel Rhodes Scholar
May 12, 2001

Courage Reactor

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

if your waist size is less than 32 then I doubt you Do Labor

americans are disgusting

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


hobbesmaster posted:

if you buy size 34 from Walmart it's probably actually a 38

it's probably actually a 42 and supposedly old navy is an even worse offender than Walmart

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

zen death robot posted:

the cubs are ruining a lot of lives this year

cant wait for them to implode and the north side burns to the ground

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

dazjw posted:

americans are disgusting

barely anyone is fat where i live so it's always a big shock going to the states or middle canada and seeing all the shambling tubs everywhere

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
i buy pants that have a range on them because i like pants with the elastic waist so they let me expand after i eat pizza and wings on sunday

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

i buy pants that have a range on them because i like pants with the elastic waist so they let me expand after i eat pizza and wings on sunday

same but because I'm violet beauregarde

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast

THC posted:

barely anyone is fat where i live so it's always a big shock going to the states or middle canada and seeing all the shambling tubs everywhere

same

denver is a pretty fit city

vacation to florida however was... not quite so much

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

please state the Yospos Fitness Standards.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

carry on then posted:

please state the Yospos Fitness Standards.

36-24-36
5'3"

Sniep
Mar 28, 2004

All I needed was that fatty blunt...



King of Breakfast
cool joke where did you get it, last page?

AWWNAW
Dec 30, 2008

i am beautiful at any size

thank you very much

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

much like a camera bump, a belly bump of any size is Visually Displeasing and a marker of an inferior person

with the exception of pregnancy, of course

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Health At Any Size

Shaman Linavi
Apr 3, 2012

i like wearing tight, heavy jeans and i can only get my 6 out of the front pocket when im standing
and also i end up scratching up my knuckles

what im saying is anything over 4.7" is gratuitous

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Shaman Linavi posted:

i like wearing tight, heavy jeans and i can only get my 6 out of the front pocket when im standing
and also i end up scratching up my knuckles

what im saying is anything over 4.7" is gratuitous

I'm sure your wife tells you that, but

Axel Rhodes Scholar
May 12, 2001

Courage Reactor

carry on then posted:

please state the Yospos Fitness Standards.

i bring you this infographic from the GBS japan thread (spoiler tags due to immodestly clad women)




(the characters above the percentage mean, roughly, 'chubbiness level')

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


dazjw posted:

i bring you this infographic from the GBS japan thread (spoiler tags due to immodestly clad women)




(the characters above the percentage mean, roughly, 'chubbiness level')

Can we get a ban on this guy for anime? Thanks in advance.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

if your waist size is less than 32 then I doubt you Do Labor

lol

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

Citizen Tayne posted:

Lmao you're fat as gently caress. The phone that fits in normal size pockets is the normal phone.


Yes, they are in gigantic huge text that fills my screen no matter how small I adjust text in Settings. This necessitates scrolling. Reduced functionality.

38" is about the average american waist size, chucklefuck. i'm chubby, to be sure, but not some obese land whale.

i'm also 6 feet tall, how tall are you?

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



height chat

gas

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Doc Block posted:

I'm also 6 feet tall
lol yeah, laid on your side



The chickens have come home to roost and yospos is now IYG, complete with obese men carrying phablets in their jorts pockets who talk about normal sized people having "small girl hands".

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

Citizen Tayne posted:

lol yeah, laid on your side



The chickens have come home to roost and yospos is now IYG, complete with obese men carrying phablets in their jorts pockets who talk about normal sized people having "small girl hands".



the iphone 6 is only a little bigger than the iphone 5. get over it you whiny loving baby.

Juul-Whip
Mar 10, 2008

Citizen Tayne posted:

lol yeah, laid on your side



The chickens have come home to roost and yospos is now IYG, complete with obese men carrying phablets in their jorts pockets who talk about normal sized people having "small girl hands".

i have the normal sized phone and I think music in ios 10 is fine but I agree with you re: fat men with dinner plate phones

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Doc Block posted:



the iphone 6 is only a little bigger than the iphone 5. get over it you whiny loving baby.

It's you, the IYG.

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

i like my iPhone 6. its my primary computing platform at home now, and the size is a perfect compromise between that and portability. thanks for reading my post.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Elder Postsman posted:

i like my iPhone 6. its my primary computing platform at home now, and the size is a perfect compromise between that and portability. thanks for reading my post.

The iPhone 6 bends with normal use. Tim Cook has killed Apple. Stymie was right.

Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"

i've had mine for two years and it's not bent.

THE BIG DOG DADDY
Oct 16, 2013

Rasheed was, with Aliases, the top 7 PvPers in Bone Krew.


No one talks about this.
ffs can some mod man up and probe Tori

Doc Block
Apr 15, 2003
Fun Shoe

Elder Postsman posted:

i've had mine for two years and it's not bent.

ditto

YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

ffs can some mod man up and ban Tori

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:

ffs can some mod man up and probe Tori

This is a shitposting forum, and it's shameful to request probation for someone just because they don't agree with you.

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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


It's the best phone on the market and the only thing good Tim Cook has done while driving Apple into the ground.

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