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Improbable Lobster posted:I bet that you don't wear seatbelts so that you'll be thrown clear of the crash too "Motorcycle helmets will break your neck in a crash, you're better off rolling out of the crash" - Layer Dan
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Improbable Lobster posted:I bet that you don't wear seatbelts so that you'll be thrown clear of the crash too I think the analogy is more like your steering wheel is made of a metal that heats up and burns your hands if you go above 20 mph. Do you have more fatal accidents when driving with gloves or without?
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bamhand posted:I think the analogy is more like your steering wheel is made of a metal that heats up and burns your hands if you go above 20 mph. Do you have more fatal accidents when driving with gloves or without? That's a really bad analogy
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Improbable Lobster posted:People loving died all the time during boxing matches before boxing gloves They are right constant dull blows to the head are worse for your brain long term. It's counter intuitive, the small MMA gloves and bare knuckles may seem more brutal than boxing gloves but the long term brain damage from boxing is far worse. The way it's designed they essentially let fighters who would be "done" in a real fight recover slightly then take another beating.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 17:28 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:That's a really bad analogy Exactly. It's almost as if boxing and driving are not comparable!
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 17:38 |
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Improbable Lobster posted:People loving died all the time during boxing matches before boxing gloves Got anything to back that up? 'Cause I've heard the opposite - namely that there's no single documented death in an OG bareknuckle match.
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Phanatic posted:People loving die all the time during boxing matches after boxing gloves, and all boxing gloves aren't created equal: at this point in heavyweight bouts they weigh 10 ounces and the boxers are allowed to have their hands wrapped with 18 feet of bandage and 10 feet of zinc-oxide tape. It's not certain that bareknuckle would be safer but it's pretty plausible: I thought the data didn't support that. I'd have to google, but I seem to remember seeing something in the last year that analyzed for CTE symptoms (you obviously won't know for sure until after death) with MMA and Boxing and MMA had a far greater incidence. And MMA is pretty much the closest thing bare knuckle fighting (they wear super light gloves compared to boxing) that you'll be able to get decent data from. It's not perfect since they also take elbows and knees to noggin as well.
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Osama Dozen-Dongs posted:Got anything to back that up? 'Cause I've heard the opposite - namely that there's no single documented death in an OG bareknuckle match. Read the link I posted. It specifically addresses that claim. quote:The comprehensive standard of recorded boxing deaths is the Manuel Velazquez Collection, named after a meticulous anti-boxing activist from the 20th century, and is currently maintained by Joseph R. Svinth of the Journal of Combat Sports. The most recent edition tracked ring fatalities by time, location, and format of competition, all presented neatly in detailed bar graphs and pie charts. According to this report, there were 259 recorded ring deaths leading up to the decade when gloves became mandatory in competition, quickly disproving the notion of “not having a single ring fatality” during the bare-knuckle era. Looking at the data after that decade, however, does become interesting.
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New L.A. Beast. Feels like he is going back to his roots, I hope he continues along this path. Edit: Are those just mealworms? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LO-Re8xLiE youknowthatoneguy has a new favorite as of 18:06 on Sep 15, 2016 |
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I have absolutely no idea what is going on here.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 18:16 |
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gschmidl posted:I have absolutely no idea what is going on here. Pretty much this: ... except he hits the sunglasses that just fell off his head
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Boofchicken posted:New L.A. Beast. Feels like he is going back to his roots, I hope he continues along this path. fake edit: get this man some hakarl, stat
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edit: repost
Chromatic has a new favorite as of 18:32 on Sep 15, 2016 |
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actually, gently caress hakarl, let's get LA Beast some kiviaq
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 18:30 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:Pretty much this: Ohhhhh, sunglasses. Thanks, that makes sense now. It looked like a horseshoe to me for some reason.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO78wvoL_cc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wF5mCGf6zMw Don't think these have been posted yet, but apparently taking a bath in hot sauces causes pain. Who would have thought? Added bonus of looking like you just exploded out of John Hurt's chest.
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Mad Doctor Cthulhu posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO78wvoL_cc Pretty sure I just felt my urethra wince.
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Phanatic posted:Read the link I posted. It specifically addresses that claim. That's pretty interesting. Too bad the result is inconclusive. That's like the most boring result. I'd love to see an actual normalized study about bareknuckle vs. glove-on fights, but I imagine ethical guidelines would any rigorous attempt pretty soon.
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Fumaofthelake posted:Pretty sure I just felt my urethra wince. Wincing Urethra is a classic Australian folk song.
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Osama Dozen-Dongs posted:That's pretty interesting. Too bad the result is inconclusive. That's like the most boring result. I'd love to see an actual normalized study about bareknuckle vs. glove-on fights, but I imagine ethical guidelines would any rigorous attempt pretty soon. We could use monkeys, or failed US presidential candidates.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 20:56 |
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hahah
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electric funeral posted:Wincing Urethra is a classic Australian folk song.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 22:32 |
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Wincing urethra! Wincing urethra! You'll have a wincing urethra like me! And we cried as we sat and wriggled while our willies winked You'll have a wincing urethra like me!
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 22:51 |
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Seriously you guys hot sauce went in his pee hole
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 23:07 |
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Fumaofthelake posted:Seriously you guys hot sauce went in his pee hole Why didn't he just pee it out then??
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Roro posted:Why didn't he just pee it out then?? It's kind of like a series of tubes and latches
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 00:06 |
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Fumaofthelake posted:It's kind of like a series of tubes and latches I doubt it really went up his pee hole, the male body has a way of shutting the whole thing down
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Spoiler alert
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Data Graham posted:Spoiler alert
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Schadenfreude Thread: I just felt my urethra wince.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 02:04 |
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11ft 8 bridge, still getting hit, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpwYO7UQ6kY https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_5ozsuaAuBI
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 03:24 |
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The Holy Trinity: Sovereign citizens, premature celebrations, and the 11 ft 8 in bridge.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 03:49 |
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If only we could find a video of a sovereign citizen bragging about how he'll beat his court appearance right as he drives his moving truck under that bridge.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 03:54 |
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Those youtube comments are right. (for once) Saying "overheight must turn right" can be taken as "IF you're overheight, turn right" also the warning turns off as you get close, and your light goes green makes it seem like "oh, I must be low enough!" *crash*
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Lime Tonics posted:11ft 8 bridge, still getting hit, That first one. Jesus. That's not a case of being inattentive and not noticing all the flashing lights and signs saying YOUR TRUCK IS TOO HIGH. He notices all that, and figures "Hell, maybe I'll fit," and creeps up to it and still gets stuck under the damned thing. Phanatic has a new favorite as of 05:01 on Sep 16, 2016 |
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"Signs are for other people. Stupid people. Me, I'm smart, I know better than some dumb sign"
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Malachite_Dragon posted:"Signs are for other people. Stupid people. Me, I'm smart, I know better than some dumb sign" Healthy at any
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Data Graham posted:Spoiler alert
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Decent imgur gallery: http://imgur.com/a/s0hgS The best one:
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