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What's the deal with Carrousel?
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 05:07 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 12:14 |
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George: Do you think she'd yada yada exterminatus? Elaine: I've yada yada'd exterminatus!
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 05:17 |
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A slaanshi curse makes Elaine become stupider the longer she goes without sex, while another curse forces George to include pastrami and other salted meats as part of his love making rituals.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 05:30 |
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George: Well the warp store called. They're runnin' outta you!
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 06:13 |
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hard counter posted:A slaanshi curse makes Elaine become stupider the longer she goes without sex, while another curse forces George to include pastrami and other salted meats as part of his love making rituals. Nice. Jerry is an oblivious Malal cultist, carelessly loving up worship of the others' dark gods. I swear that Slaanshi cultist is stalking me! I gotta keep my hab secured Elaine! George I'm sorry the penicillin killed your demon, it looked sick! Kramer's multilayered, labyrinthine, rube goldbergesque plot is foiled when he slams into Jerry's locked door.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 06:17 |
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Jerry makes a joke at the expense of the Emperor of Mankind and welp.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 06:19 |
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Due to clerical oversight George is getting paid for a job he left. He wires himself into a couch that feeds him stimulant drugs and nutrients, hoping to one day merge with it (Think of it Jerry! My own golden throne!). He proclaims this the
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 06:43 |
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At the end of the show they are all branded heretics and get planet NY exterminatus'd.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 07:07 |
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Nathilus posted:At the end of the show they are all branded heretics and get planet NY exterminatus'd. Tzeentch would not save those myopic bastards because they never changed.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 07:11 |
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lets differentiate The central figure of Harlequin belief is Cegorach, the Great Harlequin –- also known as the Laughing God. None truly know how this strange being survived the birth of Slaanesh where the other Eldar gods did not.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 07:13 |
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hard counter posted:A slaanshi curse makes Elaine become stupider the longer she goes without sex, while another curse forces George to include pastrami and other salted meats as part of his love making rituals. You need to be the high king of television imo Id watch ur shows
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 07:17 |
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personable decorum posted:lets differentiate "I need you to light my Cegorach Jerry" *flashes picture of Harlequin-type Ichthyosis baby*
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 14:19 |
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"WHO? Who does not want to wear the double headed eagle?"
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 14:30 |
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Bert Roberge posted:Newman seems like he'd worship Nurgle. I was able to thoughtfully agree with this, gross.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 19:16 |
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But I don't want to be being made of pure energy
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 19:21 |
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Volcott posted:But I don't wanna be a Tau! I knew this thread wouldn't fail me
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 20:47 |
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Not really related to this thread much, but still
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 20:51 |
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You'd think Slaanelaine would be better at dancing. Elainesh? Bert Roberge fucked around with this message at 05:44 on Sep 16, 2016 |
# ? Sep 15, 2016 20:56 |
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Temporal dissonance is a sweet topic to discuss in frank terms. Everyone wants to time travel but no one could like John Titor.
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 21:02 |
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Tricky D posted:one inch Newman Name of my spoken word album
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# ? Sep 15, 2016 21:03 |
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George tells his new girlfriend that he's a marine biologis to impress her. Calamity befalls George when the two happen upon a wounded space marine requiring immediate aid.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 01:44 |
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George, Jerry, Elaine, and Kramer enter into a contest to determine who can go for the longest period of time without spilling their Gene-Seed.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 02:44 |
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The gang start a contest to see who can go the longest without purging the heretic.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 03:11 |
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djwetmouse posted:The gang start a contest to see who can go the longest without purging the heretic. Kramer: I'm out!
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 03:14 |
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Zzulu posted:Not really related to this thread much, but still ghost of the hellz
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 03:15 |
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It's been 38,000 years and I'm still thirsty from those pretzels
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 03:15 |
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mdm posted:It's been 38,000 years and I'm still thirsty from those pretzels izzzat sow ^_^
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 03:17 |
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An old acquaintance from the legion gets in contact with Jerry, who thinks he's bringing him a land speeder. Frankie instead brings Jerry a Rhino, and his feelings are hurt when Jerry appears visibly disappointed. Kramer offers to help Jerry sell it in the classifieds
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 03:54 |
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Comedy is not possible in 40,000 AD because we no longer have character flaws and misunderstandings. Also, we are no longer alive.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 04:12 |
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George gets caught using the inquisitor only bathroom so he has to pretend to be a member of the Ordo Xenos. Kramer gets Jerry to join an Imperial Guard regiment to get some exercise and he narrowly avoids being shipped offworld to a war zone. Elaine thinks her boss might have the genestealer's hypnotic gaze and Kramer seems to be dating an ork woman
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 04:19 |
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MAIM. KILL. YADA YADA YADA!
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 04:23 |
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Kramer dates a nice astartes from the Salamander chapter but falls asleep in a tanning bed the night before meeting his parents. This time things don't go disastrously; they all share a chuckle over being in blackface.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 05:41 |
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hard counter posted:George tells his new girlfriend that he's a marine biologis to impress her. Calamity befalls George when the two happen upon a wounded space marine requiring immediate aid.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 06:02 |
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Jerry I'm tellin ya, the red ones go fasta!
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 06:53 |
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What's the deal with starship food?
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 06:57 |
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"Oh yes I was, you just ordered the exact same lunch as me" "My name is George, I worship Slaanesh and I have crab claws for hands" "I'm Victoria, hi."
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 07:00 |
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Sexual Cleric posted:“She had powerfists.”
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 07:18 |
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Applewhite posted:Elaine has to fly coach on a Gothic Fleet cruiser. A breach in the warp shields exposes her sector to the unfiltered maelstrom of the Warp and she goes insane, gouging out her eyes and vomiting blood on the other passengers. Meanwhile, Jerry, in the officer's quarters, is blissfully unaware of the pandemonium going on belowdecks. George: I͉͎̻͉̓͠ ̼̮̑͆͌ͤ͝c̡̮͇̪͙̝͊̒a̷̢͈̖̹ͯ̔̅͂͒͋ͅn̶̢͚͇̬̱̙̻̣̔ ͓̗͕̗͓̝͖͚́̏̕f̴̵͚̞͓̯̳̜̏͛̄ͅͅě̛̦̱ͤ̂̈́̌̀͠e̸̱̥͔̮̭̘ͭ̒̑ͥl͆́̿͏̛̘̻̳̬̙͜ͅ ̛̳͉̤̝͇̉͊͐ͦ̈́̍͒̿t͖̥̆̔͜͞h̨͎̟̱͚̤ͪ̆̑ͥ͂̚͜ȇ̞̱̠̖̞̜͎̺͌̈ͫ͂̕ ̦͓̹͍̩̗̫̊͒w͍͈͈͇͙̖̏͘͘a̹̟͓͙̲͎̠̍̉ͩ̊r̮͚̣̙͉̬̹͐̈͋̐ͣͣͅp̺̲͍̟̹̮͔̎̉ͅ ̷̶͕̈ͮ̉̄̂̐o̵̮͎̫̣̽ͯ̑̌̅̇̈́͟͠v̸̬ͨ̎̓ͥ͊͆͘̕e̶̺̮̗̬̫̒̏ͩ̅̏̓ͧ͢ṟͥ̒̈́͂͑͐ͨṭ̷̻͐̍̍̋̀a̮̲̖̍̂ͭ͐̆̋̏̉̎k͎̤̬̘̠̇ͭ̃ͣ̔͌̆̋̕i̧̡̟̩͙̦̤̓̂̓̊̊̇n̵̮͚͚̜̹͚͓̝͌̀ͮ͐ͧ͊ͫ̎g̦̱̱̫ͭ̆͆̀̒ͧͫͫ ͒̃ͥ͘͡҉̣͕m̦̠̤͎͙̯̲̒ͤ́̅͆̑e̸͔̫ͣ̆͟ ̘̯͕̦̣̹͖̬̗͆͌ͦ͂͠T̨̛̪̰̘ͤ̌h͈̬̰ͩ̎͌̓̕͢e̠͚̪̞̠̼ͦ̿ͭͨ͆̔ͣ̓́̀ ͕̼͙̝̪ͥ̐ͮ̇̒ͥ͂́͜s̬̻̫͈͕ͧ̏̈ȩ͚͔̍̇͟͢c͕̹̤̊̈́̉̂͗ͣͭ̾̚͜rͣ̍͑̋ͪͣ͊̅̚҉̵͔͖͉̞̼e͚͉̿́̀t̿̄ͣ̃̾͏̟͎͍͔̱̣͈͞͠ͅsͫ͆ͪ̽̏͐̏̆̚͠҉̵͙̤͔̦ ͇̺̘̥͎̞̝̤ͪò̸̮̱̹͐̓͌̓̚͢f͕̣̝̣͑ ̵̹͕̙͇͖̿̈́̈́ͤ͐͢͞T̸͍̘̳̞̺͎͍̺ͬ̄̓ͩẓ͈̫͈̬ͧ͛ͮ͗̊ͥͭe̙̻̙̣̙͔̾͌͊ͫ̐̈́̊͑ͬ́é̴̱͓̘͐̅͛͢n̸̲̺̩̠ͮ̈ͪ̋ͫ̊͘c̨̘̣̬̠͙͎͙͋̃̈́̈́͗́ͅh͎̖͍̳͔̣͚͍̍̒͑ ͔͙̰͚͛̅ͨͤ̽ͅȟ̵̝̳̦͉̗̍ͩ̌a̩̲̭̖͙̼͊͊v̧͙̰̳̳̣̠̈́͗͠ͅe̵̡̠̯͛̎̀̓͌͊ͭ̍͢ ̢͈̻̣̖͓̻̱̀̈̓̏̔ͤ͒̌ͩb̸̛̞̰̖̲̱̝̌͊̈̾͊͒ͬ̎ͥe̶͍̱̱̱͇̥ͤ̓̑e̖̦͙̫͔̺͉̺ͦͯ͊̽̐̃̕n̵̥̳͇̖͎̜̣̳̐ͪ̀ͬ́͗̂́ ́ͪ̏̽̐҉̜͚͎̹̜r̦̪̯͉̮̱̰ͬͪ͛͋͑̾͋̚̕ͅe̵͙̘͉̗̣̩ͬ̚v̠͔͙̻ͤe͖̳̲͇̭̾͛̎̓̈́͘ͅa͓̋ͪ̾́l̡̙̠͎̖͍͛ͯͥͬͤ̀ͅe̷̡͖̫̤̯̫̿́̈ͅd̨̗͙̙͖͇̄͌ͣ̐̏͌ͧ̕͟ Jerry: *grinning* Who is this?
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 09:04 |
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For the first time in my life i regret not having seen a single episode of seinfeld.
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# ? Sep 16, 2016 09:17 |
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# ? May 4, 2024 12:14 |
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George tries to be proactive but accidently orders an exterminatus on his bosses home planet. Jerry does not understand why his assassin has failed yet again to kill his political rival. Kramer arrives for a tour of the inner sanctum and is mistaken for the tech priest he pushed off a ledge by accident 5 minutes before. He is tasked with entering the webway to discover a fix for the golden throne.
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