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well the hobbyist one should really stop using the word hobbyist loving hookers isn't a hobby even if its for really weird kinky sex the other one can just hire another hooker i don't remember the confession
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:A lot of people do call it pork steak. I'm glad that people are beginning to take my advice, I feel that I am making an effect in the world.
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Jose posted:well the hobbyist one should really stop using the word hobbyist loving hookers isn't a hobby even if its for really weird kinky sex it's hookers all the way down
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Shayu posted:I'm glad that people are beginning to take my advice, I feel that I am making an effect in the world. Not only am I not going to call them pork steaks, I'm going to start calling t-bones beef chops to cancel out your influence 
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Gabriel Pope posted:Not only am I not going to call them pork steaks, I'm going to start calling t-bones beef chops to cancel out your influence Please do not try and just troll me or contrarian me I am a benign person. 
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Sep 14, 2016 18:08
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jastiger show us that rear end oh lord
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quote:i have thing for panties and i often try to put myself into positions where i get a glimpse of a womans panties upskirt and such. i dont know if ive ever been caught and people are just too awkward (or polite lol) to call me out, or if im just awesome at sneaking peaks i dont know as i feel ive been pretty drat obvious a couple of times including at work. i never take pictures or touched or anything like that (im not a *huge* perv lol). i think the reason is that one of my earliest sexual memories is being 10 years old and seeing my friends moms panties when she was wearing a short dress and i got aroused. i got a semi just writing this. It's all good, bruv. I go out of my way to peep dem panties in public idgaf. I love the thought of them soaking up all that pussy juice, and whenever I get laid I make a point of getting my face all up in there. Bless.
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Not a huge perv but I attempt to look at my co-workers panties at work. Rrrrrright.
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Captain Yossarian posted:Holy cow Jastigar fan fiction... What a world Yeah caught me by surprise. Also triggered because it references my new stupid avatar instead of the good one with Lena Dunham
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Jose posted:well the hobbyist one should really stop using the word hobbyist loving hookers isn't a hobby even if its for really weird kinky sex I know this keeps coming up, but long ago I used to check on local massage parlors for which ones gave happy endings, etc. The sites where you found that info at that point in time also catered to guys into streetwalkers and the term "hobbyist" was definitely a thing and not just this one confessor using it.
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Shayu posted:Why do they call it a pork chop and not a pork steak? I think pork steak makes more sense. Might be a regional thing, but, they are different cuts. Pork steak is boneless.
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:I know this keeps coming up, but long ago I used to check on local massage parlors for which ones gave happy endings, etc. The sites where you found that info at that point in time also catered to guys into streetwalkers and the term "hobbyist" was definitely a thing and not just this one confessor using it. So you like hookers, huh?
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VanSandman posted:So you like hookers, huh? No see he's just checking out these places as a "hobby" 
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Sep 15, 2016 01:31
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i thought the hosed up confessions were supposed to be anonymous
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hey now, the trafficked women at the tug huts are not prostitutes, prostitutes earn money
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Jose posted:well the hobbyist one should really stop using the word hobbyist loving hookers isn't a hobby even if its for really weird kinky sex Whatever happened to the word whoremonger? Why can't they just use that. Seems more accurate.
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Bored As gently caress posted:Whatever happened to the word whoremonger? Why can't they just use that. Seems more accurate. they're buying not selling though
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Bored As gently caress posted:Whatever happened to the word whoremonger? Why can't they just use that. Seems more accurate. IIRC Jon Pop usually used that, or monger for short. Which goes to show what a big part of his life the "mongering" really is.
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H.H posted:IIRC Jon Pop usually used that, or monger for short. hes sooooo coool *ooogly eyes* ooohh *smokin cigarettes* *wearin tight pants*
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There's a website that collects reviews of asian massage establishments and it's three times creepier than you'd think. Two things I learned: 1. Forty percent of their client base can't be assed to come up with unique usernames. 2. If you are a bearded dude in your twenties, own a dog that appears in all your photos, and use Plenty Of Fish, you are probably paying for unenthusiastic handjobs from trafficked women.
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You should post the URL. Is it considered a forum invasion if we just take screen caps of it and laugh?
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quote:I am living two lives and the facade is starting to crumble. I've been getting about 3 hours of sleep a night for the past 2 weeks just to juggle things and am finally realizing it's unsustainable. I can't stop though, despite the fact that a goddamn train is barrelling right at me. quote:I had another dream about Jastiger
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. In this one he was playing with a model train set and invited me to join him. We were putting green the tracks together and he was telling me about Sherman's campaign. He sounded like Morgan Freeman in this dream.
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Double life guy, you already know exactly what you have to do, I dunno what you're expecting us to tell you like I can't even say  because I dunno where you'd fit it into your busy schedule of loving a crackhead all day 3 days a week, plus you probably don't have the time you'd need for that to bear fruitI guess figure out whether you have it in you to be a loving adult and do the right thing, and if it turns out you can't, then what happens next will be the most natural thing in the world  VanSandman posted:I request that if you have Jastiger fanfiction, you just send it to him. 
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is using crack fun? it seems like it would be
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Jose posted:is using crack fun? it seems like it would be It's honestly very overrated, not sure why people lose their poo poo over it when there's perfectly great heroin.
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You're going to end up living with your junkie girlfriend behind a dumpster sooner or later first goon. Or more likely, as soon as you get divorced and stop being able to buy her drugs she'll move on to the next mark. You deserve everything that is coming to you. Jastiger goon, your confessions are the only things more boring to me than actual Jastiger posts. Stop sending them please.
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8-Bit Scholar posted:It's honestly very overrated, not sure why people lose their poo poo over it when there's perfectly great heroin. On The Wire, Bubbles is always buying heroin with a coke bonus for like $25 and I'm like wow that actually sounds like a pretty good deal
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Just smoke weed and watch nature documentaries. poo poo, dawggggg
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8-Bit Scholar posted:It's honestly very overrated, not sure why people lose their poo poo over it when there's perfectly great heroin. heroin seems like it owns but then the heroin thread shows what happens in conclusion heroin is a drug of contrasts
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loquacius posted:On The Wire, Bubbles is always buying heroin with a coke bonus for like $25 and I'm like wow that actually sounds like a pretty good deal You don't get junkie prices with a suburban lifestyle
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Murphy Brownback posted:You're going to end up living with your junkie girlfriend behind a dumpster sooner or later first goon. Or more likely, as soon as you get divorced and stop being able to buy her drugs she'll move on to the next mark. You deserve everything that is coming to you. That first confession has to be fake. Thats like playing hot potato with a thermal detonator. Also those Jastiger posts are weird as gently caress. But my posts are certainly not boring you take that back.
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Double life goon, have fun siring a child that hates you from the second it's able to have a coherent thought I guess? It's terrific how you don't factor in your own child even slightly, just how much money your wife makes. Maybe do the grown-up thing and actually get a divorce so you don't end up being a detriment to your family's life? Then you can do all the drugs and gently caress all the crackhead teens you want without the big calamity you're afraid of. You might even get to be a part of your child's life - not as a father, of course, but maybe like a sort of weird uncle he/she sometimes stays with. That is, if you can lay off the drugs enough to not be an outright danger to the kid. I have more advice, better too, but I don't think it would be welcome in this thread.
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I advise both confessors to suck each one of my balls
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8-Bit Scholar posted:I advise both confessors to use a dental dam, he's loving a crackhead.
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lmao the gravity of how much of an absolute bitch the double life dude is just hit me, the responsibility of a 3 day a week part time job was enough to stress him out to the point that he's having a drug addled affair
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Sounds like double life goon is deathly afraid of becoming a father. Dude you made a choice, now that choice needs you. Man the gently caress up, leave the skank, get tested, and be the best father you can be. Nobody says you can't still be a bit of a child sometimes. You'll eventually get to play with Legos again, and you can do all manner of things as long as you are a good father. Doesn't mean you can't have a boys night out or whatever. Just don't gently caress every skank that looks at you funny. P.S. get the gently caress tested ASAP
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loquacius posted:I'm slowly realizing I made a horrible mistake dumping my ex girlfriend, and I'm not sure what to do. For reference sake and context I am currently 26 years old. You might be my girlfriend's ex. No joke. They broke up a year ago. We started dating in Feb. Now he's stalking her and asking to get back together and what a mistake he made. She shows me these sad sack texts and we laugh. Hope this helps.
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H.H posted:I am living two lives and the facade is starting to crumble. I've been getting about 3 hours of sleep a night for the past 2 weeks just to juggle things and am finally realizing it's unsustainable. I can't stop though, despite the fact that a goddamn train is barrelling right at me. threesome
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quote:girlfriend dumper what you need, my friend, is some heroin to forget your troubles quote:Jastiger dream sweet dreams come to the man with an arm full of heroin quote:Two lives woah now, trying to juggle way too many balls at a time. Just take a breath, sit down, and inject some heroin, and you'll be right as rain.
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