TRUMP: holy FUCK its november 8th

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showbiz_liz: Jun 2, 2008

Okonner posted:

https://twitter.com/natesilver538/status/776831430584303616

"If Hillary wins in a landslide the map will look like a Hillary landslide"
- noted Data Journalist

He means "Clinton could beat Obama's numbers substantially on the popular vote but wind up with the exact same map as him," but I agree it's not exactly phrased well

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brocretin: Nov 15, 2012; yo yo yo i loves virgins

Eonwe posted:

c-spam is great because i can talk about politics and its not D&D rules

anyway, this all might be the moment the press realizes trump is just gonna use them and spit them out like he has with everyone else he's ever employed

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:32

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009; Can't post for 2 hours!

Matoi Ryuko posted:

I don't.

I wasn't around. I was studying.

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:32

Perfectly Safe: May 30, 2003; no danger here.

CortezFantastic posted:

seriously

what is Boosted hiding that he won't take a picture of himself wearing the hat

Is Boosted a zit faced teenager???

I'm just asking questions

Well, it's been pointed out that he could blur out his face in order to protect his secret identity. The only explanation, therefore, is that his face is already really blurry and that he'd still be recognised.

So keep an eye out for a blurry-faced man with no hat; if seen in public, will probably be reluctantly trailing around after a woman who knows she's too good for him.

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:33

docbeard: Jul 19, 2011

Eonwe posted:

c-spam is great because i can talk about politics and its not D&D rules

Yeah, this. I don't think I'm as down on D&D as some, but every time I jump into a thread it's either ridiculous esoteric slapfights or someone's college dissertation, or both.

And I'm really only in it for the slapfights, so CSPAM is clearly superior.

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:33

Agronox: Feb 4, 2005

Baloogan posted:

i got a loving MONTH probation for posting relevent ghettotech lyrics in some stupid thread in D&D

My only probation in ten years of glorious shitposting was from talking about fast food breakfasts in an election thread.

Times have changed.

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:33

Matoi Ryuko: Jan 6, 2004

a.lo posted:

I wasn't around. I was studying.

I was still playing everquest back then. Gosh. I'm old now. :negative:

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:33

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

how long until the press goes back to congratulating trump for hitting the t-ball

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:34

showbiz_liz: Jun 2, 2008

I bought an SA account during the 2008 election because I was looking for a place to endlessly fret over Obama, and I wasn't interested in Reddit because nested comments are annoying. LF was fun, shame about the Unpleasantness.

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:34

Okonner: Dec 11, 2008; by exmarx

showbiz_liz posted:

He means "Clinton could beat Obama's numbers substantially on the popular vote but wind up with the exact same map as him," but I agree it's not exactly phrased well

Ah so he's just referring to a close-EV race as a "landslide" cause he's all about the relevant numbers.

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:34

Matoi Ryuko: Jan 6, 2004

Agronox posted:

My only probation in ten years of glorious shitposting was from talking about fast food breakfasts in an election thread.

Times have changed.

Your avatar is extremely good, btw.

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:34

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

i joined SA for :filez:

then they shut down the :filez:

actually i joined because i read the front page every day in high school

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:35

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Baloogan posted:

i joined SA for

then they shut down the

Same but porn

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:35

docbeard: Jul 19, 2011

Eonwe posted:

how long until the press goes back to congratulating trump for hitting the t-ball

I figure everything'll be back to normal in time for the first debate, but it could be kind of fun til then.

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:36

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Baloogan posted:

i joined SA for

then they shut down the

same, but for a video game guild

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:36

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Al! posted:

Same but porn

goonporn.rar

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:36

Matoi Ryuko: Jan 6, 2004

Baloogan posted:

i joined SA for

then they shut down the

I joined because the everquest PK guild forum I used to post in swiped all of their thread tags and vBulletin format from SA.

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:36

Agronox: Feb 4, 2005

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Your avatar is extremely good, btw.

Aw, thanks! Luluco was very good.

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:36

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Eonwe posted:

c-spam is great because i can talk about politics and its not D&D rules

now we just need 200 or so 17 year old maoists and weve got us an lf cookin

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:36

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

maybe six months after the election trump or his idiot mob lawyer is gonna call cuban and try to take him up on that $10mil interview offer on the grounds that cuban never withdrew it or placed any conditions

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:36

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009; Can't post for 2 hours!

Matoi Ryuko posted:

I was still playing everquest back then. Gosh. I'm old now.

I always thought to myself that Everquest 2 could never get more amazing.

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:37

Agronox: Feb 4, 2005

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

now we just need 200 or so 17 year old maoists and weve got us an lf cookin

Also daily discussions about our mental illnesses

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:37

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

I joined right after LF was shutdown and so I have no context for anyone that talks about how amazing/terrible it was

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:37

eonwe: Aug 11, 2008; Lipstick Apathy

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

now we just need 200 or so 17 year old maoists and weve got us an lf cookin

hmm. an admin want to hook me up with a couple hundred new username certs? I'll stop by r/sandersforpresident

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:38

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

i joined somewhat awful things dot com because it's great because it's good

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:38

Matoi Ryuko: Jan 6, 2004

a.lo posted:

I always thought to myself that Everquest 2 could never get more amazing.

I never even tried it. I quit right when Luclin came out because they changed all of the character models and I hated it.

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:38

Three Olives: Apr 10, 2005; Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Dallas Morning News posted:

WASHINGTON � Donald Trump declared for the first time Friday that he does, in fact, believe President Barack Obama was born in the U.S.

He took no responsibility for fueling the conspiracy theory that the president was born elsewhere.

For five years, Trump sought to delegitimize the nation's first black president, insinuating that his Hawaii birth certificate was doctored or fabricated, demanding that Obama produce a "long form" certificate, and then refusing to accept that document's authenticity.

On Friday morning, Trump insisted that Hillary Clinton's own campaign started the birther controversy � a claim widely deemed false � and added: "I finished it. President Barack Obama was born in the United States, period. Now we all want to get back to making America strong and great again."

Journalists shouted, "Why did it take so long?" but Trump left the stage without answering or explaining his timing or what persuaded him to reverse course after so many years.

In the previous 16 hours, Trump refused to repudiate the debunked claims even as senior campaign aides did so on his behalf � an unusual spectacle in a presidential campaign.

Inexplicably the media has apparently decided in unison that they have had enough of Trump's poo poo.

I'm starting to get the feeling that there might be something behind the scenes at work here, of all the things that Trump should have been called on it seems the final straw has been broken. Like maybe Trump tried to egregiously scam them on the charter plane or there was something off the record that was just beyond the pale.

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:39

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Sheng-ji Yang posted:

now we just need 200 or so 17 year old maoists and weve got us an lf cookin

The Deleuze thread was good, its the only time ive ever allowed myself to get into that in depth of a discussion of political philosophy online

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:39

MariusLecter: Sep 5, 2009; NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

WampaLord posted:

I joined right after LF was shutdown and so I have no context for anyone that talks about how amazing/terrible it was

imagine cspam but the salt mines havent been tapped

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:39

Endless Trash: Aug 12, 2007

I'm ashamed to say it but helldump

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:40

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

then i posted in tradgames for a while and post a lot in bss when cspam doesn't dominate my forum times

im a serious person with valuable posts

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:40

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

Montasque posted:

https://twitter.com/TrumpDC/status/775434277215432704

is this real life

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:40

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Squizzle posted:

i joined somewhat awful things dot com because it's great because it's good

Oh, and I joined to make a KOTOR LP, my greatest work in life.

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:40

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I hope that they keep c-spam open after the election.

D&D gives me a headache.

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:40

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I especially hope in the case of Trump victory that they keep c-spam open, because I will need it.

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:41

Matoi Ryuko: Jan 6, 2004

Louisgod posted:

is this real life

Is this just fantasy?

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:41

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Louisgod posted:

is this real life

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Is this just fantasy?

this is just fantasy

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:41

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Schnorkles posted:

I hope that they keep c-spam open after the election.

D&D gives me a headache.

if trump wins they replace d&d with cspam, because why seriously debate and discuss a broken world

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:41

anime was right: Jun 27, 2008; death is certain
keep yr cool

Three Olives posted:

Inexplicably the media has apparently decided in unison that they have had enough of Trump's poo poo.

I'm starting to get the feeling that there might be something behind the scenes at work here, of all the things that Trump should have been called on it seems the final straw has been broken. Like maybe Trump tried to egregiously scam them on the charter plane or there was something off the record that was just beyond the pale.

yeah he swindled and pissed off every single journalist at a press event and dissed one of the most beloved journalists still in the game. really behind the scenes stuff.

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a dog from hell posted:

where he is a bogie-men for dozens of people that legitimately hate his guts for not agreeing with them

Boosted_C5 posted:

Yeah, totally weird that people that actually have to live with millions of Islamic religious kooks as neighbors wouldn't be turned off by Trump.

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yea he's a boogie-man

or... or... or...

just a racist intolerant piece of poo poo living in a state of irrational and perpetual fear

I don't legitimately hate him, I find him funny and ultimately sad at the same time. I don't really agree with the clause but I'm upholding it because it's a gag and I don't really actually expect him to do anything about it.

Maybe I'll let it slide for debate days, and election day until he inadvertently says something incredibly racist in this thread on those days.

Don't be so aggressively weird about it :chloe:

# ? Sep 16, 2016 18:41

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