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Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
I like Chael and I hope this works out for him. I hope he talks poo poo on Tito but I don't know what their relationship is like.

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Chael/Tito and Chael/Wanderlei are going to be amazing.

Chael/Fedor? :lol:

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

projecthalaxy posted:

Oh absolutely. I rewatched UFC 1-5 recently and you're super correct. People remember like Keith Hackney vs Manny Yarborough and SAFTA, not the 30 minutes of laying in guard.

SAFTA aka eye gouging and spastic flailing. Fortunately karma caught up to Jon Hess in the form of Vitor Belfort.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPSApsaGc-Y&hd=1

Potato-quality video, but you get the idea (17-second knockout).

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

origami posted:

I like Chael and I hope this works out for him. I hope he talks poo poo on Tito but I don't know what their relationship is like.

I feel like the better it is the more poo poo they will talk. They're knuckleheads. I like that about them both.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

The Sphinxster posted:

I feel like the better it is the more poo poo they will talk. They're knuckleheads. I like that about them both.

Chael won't talk poo poo to some folks and I have no idea if Tito falls into that category for whatever reason. Would not be the least bit surprised if they've trained together and were even friends.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

CortezFantastic posted:

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/776605686834790400

confirmed

e: changed my mind, I very much want this

USADA be kidding me

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

loving lol

I can't wait to watch this play out

Charles Gnarwin
Jul 31, 2014

I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.
:boom:
he knows...


Chael should take the Hillary Clinton TV ad approach and just hand Tito an open mic and let the poo poo he spews be all the trash talk needed to make Tito look bad.

Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg
Chael owns

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
I feel bad for Chael's heart because his blood is gonna be so thick that it'll be like trying to jam a hotdog into a keyhole

Miching Mallecho
May 24, 2010

:yeshaha:
I'll watch Chael take down Fedor and make russians accuse him of voodoo. :colbert:

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger

origami posted:

Chael won't talk poo poo to some folks and I have no idea if Tito falls into that category for whatever reason. Would not be the least bit surprised if they've trained together and were even friends.
The only people Chael doesn't trash-talk are guys he was assigned, like Stann or Rashad. If he actively wants a fight, trash will be talked, ESPECIALLY anyone as goofy as Tito.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Ditch posted:

The only people Chael doesn't trash-talk are guys he was assigned, like Stann or Rashad. If he actively wants a fight, trash will be talked, ESPECIALLY anyone as goofy as Tito.

Chael and Rashad were the masterminds behind their fight. They made that fight happen. Chael talked about it one day and said he was on the set with Rashad and just started talking to him about making money together and they got it booked. I don't remember him shittalking Shogun too much.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Chael inexplicably stopped poo poo talking Anderson halfway through camp for the second fight, and when Ariel asked him about it be claimed it was because Renzo Gracie called him and yelled at him about it

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Miching Mallecho posted:

I'll watch Chael take down Fedor and make russians accuse him of voodoo. :colbert:

I like Chael but he is still bad enough to lose to a fat Russian via armbar.

Eat Bum Zen
Jul 19, 2013

*mumbles*
Rated T for Teen

1st AD posted:

I like Chael but he is still bad enough to lose to a fat Russian via armbar.

Bite your tongue

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich
You don't know anything about Chael or Fedor if you can't see Chael losing that match

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Bluedeanie posted:

Chael inexplicably stopped poo poo talking Anderson halfway through camp for the second fight, and when Ariel asked him about it be claimed it was because Renzo Gracie called him and yelled at him about it

That seems like poo poo talking in itself - "Anderson's feelings were hurt so he had to go cry to his Brazilian buddies who literally run around in packs assaulting people for perceived sleights"

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/776859980993560577

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/776860194206781440

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/776860397966127104

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/776860599917641728

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/776860803999956993

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/776861303713464321

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/776861846615851008

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/776862885762990081

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/776865990659432452

https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/776863272876306432

https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/776863904165076992

https://twitter.com/MMAFighting/status/776863040150999041

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/776864039750238210

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/776864783492579328

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/776865318597697536

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/776865759658119168

https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/776866152551026688

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/776866416964296704

https://twitter.com/bokamotoESPN/status/776869692296142848

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/status/776869824580444164

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
lol at all of that but especially everything involving drug testing

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Sonnen about to do a MMA tour of every Indian casino in Texas and FLOREDA

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

fatherdog posted:

lol at all of that but especially everything involving drug testing

http://mmajunkie.com/2016/09/chael-sonnen-returns-to-action-with-new-multi-fight-bellator-deal

quote:

“I’m a heel,” Sonnen said, referencing the pro wrestling term for a bad guy. “Heels lie.”

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


wanderlei is gonna make a shredding speed metal laced incomprehensible tirade on youtube about chaels dead kid and then be baffled when everyone throws tomatoes and oranges at him booing

TheReverend
Jun 21, 2005

God bless Chael P. Sonnen.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002
i hope chael finally beats tito for his dad. also i hope the lindland/fedor pre fight videos with chael saying sambo isn't a sport pop back up

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Bellator just opened with a live feed of Chael.

"I'm back, and I've seen all your e-mails, all your letters, all your posts on social media, I read all that stuff myself. I assure you've I've seen every bit of it, and I'm here to tell you...

I don't care. I don't care about any of that stuff, and I'm only here to take more of your money."

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


I didn't even know there was Bellator tonight. Arteaga is kind of impressing me but that could just be because I thought this Russian was supposed to be super good or something?

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Also, "Bellator's Ronda Rousey" is in the middle of getting the poo poo beaten out of her by a short hispanic soccer mom who's only been fighting since february

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Aubergine Mage posted:

I didn't even know there was Bellator tonight. Arteaga is kind of impressing me but that could just be because I thought this Russian was supposed to be super good or something?

Bellator's been hyping the poo poo out of her because she's blonde and photogenic but she's only like 3-0 and it shows

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


fatherdog posted:

Bellator's been hyping the poo poo out of her because she's blonde and photogenic but she's only like 3-0 and it shows

They might have something in Arteaga, she can brawl.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
Time to watch Arteaga get robbed as the announcers desperately try to pretend round 2 was close

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

fatherdog posted:

Time to watch Arteaga get robbed as the announcers desperately try to pretend round 2 was close

Welp

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

TheReverend posted:

God bless Chael P. Sonnen.

Rags to Liches
Mar 11, 2008

future skeleton soldier


fatherdog posted:

Time to watch Arteaga get robbed as the announcers desperately try to pretend round 2 was close

What the gently caress, how the gently caress did she lose

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Aubergine Mage posted:

What the gently caress, how the gently caress did she lose

Texas is like the second worst commission in the country, her opponent is heavy hyped and also white, and John Schorle is one of the worst judges and refs in combat sports

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

fatherdog posted:

Texas is like the second worst commission in the country, her opponent is heavy hyped and also white, and John Schorle is one of the worst judges and refs in combat sports

Which state is worse than Texas?

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Which state is worse than Texas?

Florida

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
I see Joe Warren is still using the "gently caress YOU I'M JOE WARREN" method of sub defense

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005
JOE loving WARREN

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Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011
I missed the first round - did Joe get rocked in typical fashion or did he manage to win without coming back from behind?

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