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JB50
Feb 13, 2008

GnarlyCharlie4u posted:

This can't be loving real.

http://www.leggo.it/news/italia/bufala_salerno_reggio_calabria_autostrada_pilone-1942741.html

A photo posted on the Facebook page 'The Pentastellato', and then removed, would have demanded to show serious failures at construction sites where you are trying to end the infamous stretch of motorway between Salerno and Reggio Calabria. A work still unfinished after decades, although Matteo Renzi announced that it will be completed by the end of the year.

The photo shows a section of motorway with a dangerously decentralized pylon with respect to the roadway, and was accompanied by the following caption: "From our information, this photo is of the Salerno-Reggio Calabria. Renzi said that later this year will be completed ... State also serene. Very peaceful. " Too bad that highway is not the Salerno-Reggio Calabria, and did not find even in Italy. The photo was in fact taken to Twitter and then used 'ad hoc' on an Italian page, but depicts the motorway from the Spanish city of La Coruna with the airport of the capital of Galicia. To publish it first had been a citizen, worried and indignant, he had asked for an explanation to the authorities.

The answer came from the Ministry of Transport and Public Works Spain: the A-14 motorway in question was built with off-center pylon to allow easier expansion with the construction already planned but not yet started, the a third lane.

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Shalhavet
Dec 10, 2010

This post is terrible
Doctor Rope
https://translate.google.com/transl...html&edit-text=

Spanish Highway A-14, built offcenter so they can add a third lane later, apparently.
e:f;b

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
I like the little animated X that appears before FLYUP

moonsour
Feb 13, 2007

Ortowned
It's apparently real and in Spain. Public Works thought they'd build in advance for future planned expansion of that stretch of highway.

An Italian shared it claiming it was in Italy as a jab at the highways not being done yet or something and it blew up.

Holy poo poo beaten

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out




if it's still within load tolerances it probably doesn't matter if it's off center

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Hey, what kinda mask do I need if I'm gonna be sanding rust off of a fuckton of iron fencing?

MG3
Mar 29, 2016

Volcott posted:

Hey, what kinda mask do I need if I'm gonna be sanding rust off of a fuckton of iron fencing?

A plastic bag

SLOSifl
Aug 10, 2002


Iron is good for the body, just don't eat any kale so you don't OD bro

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Volcott posted:

Hey, what kinda mask do I need if I'm gonna be sanding rust off of a fuckton of iron fencing?

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Oh, you're a real cheeky bunch, aren't you.

wane tendo
Mar 19, 2005

Buglord

look at this overpass
it's sittin' off center mass

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Volcott posted:

Hey, what kinda mask do I need if I'm gonna be sanding rust off of a fuckton of iron fencing?

To answer seriously, don't use a mask. Use a proper respirator like used for painting.

Or factor the price of renting that and your time and hire some idiot friend.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Convince all your friends that sanding fences is really fun and they’ll beg you to let them do it.

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

Platystemon posted:

Convince all your friends that sanding fences is really fun and they’ll beg you to let them do it.

I bet it actually is fun if you get to use one of those laser cleaners. :colbert:

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

Powered Descent posted:

I bet it actually is fun if you get to use one of those laser cleaners. :colbert:

I'd clean a fence with one just to hear the ominous VWEEEM noise.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
It should be possible to modulate the LASER cleaner so it can do things like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG8RAbWs1yo

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Platystemon posted:

It should be possible to modulate the LASER cleaner so it can do things like this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG8RAbWs1yo

Someone typing LASER correctly is rare these days!

And can we get a thread title change to:
The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit v.666: Death comes to us all > OSHA 0 days since last LASER cleaner accident

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.

Typing it LASER just looks weird nowadays, even if it is properly an acronym. There's someone in the airpower thread that does the same with RADAR, and I always :eyepop: a little whenever I see it.

wdarkk
Oct 26, 2007

Friends: Protected
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At what point does usage make an acronym into a word? I mean, languages need a word that means "LASER" due to all the applications we've put them to, and there's an obvious path of least resistance.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
When was the last time you saw someone type SCUBA?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Sorry I'm drunk and type poo poo I shouldn't bother typing.

Like this post

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

wdarkk posted:

At what point does usage make an acronym into a word? I mean, languages need a word that means "LASER" due to all the applications we've put them to, and there's an obvious path of least resistance.

In British English an acronym literally is a word that's been formed from initial letters such as laser and radar.

American English uses the word acronym to mean all sorts of abbreviations such as FBI, hence your question.

Basically the point is when you don't pronounce the letters when you say it out loud.

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

This is a theme park that recently opened in NJ. It plays like an SNL parody, but I have a couple of friends who have taken their kids there and said it was great fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvRRnpdTMDI

FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


diggerland looks really rad

Tears In A Vial
Jan 13, 2008

FuturePastNow posted:

diggerland looks really rad

I've taken groups of kids to one of the Diggerland parks in the UK for the last few years. They love it. Not much there for an adult, but a good long afternoon for the kids.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

They ran out of straight pipe so they had to make do with what they had.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Collateral Damage posted:

They ran out of straight pipe so they had to make do with what they had.

These guys must've played that Pipe Dream game as kids.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

You left the windows screensaver on.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.
Man, those Sochi Olympics were really something.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


an AOL chatroom posted:

This is a theme park that recently opened in NJ. It plays like an SNL parody, but I have a couple of friends who have taken their kids there and said it was great fun.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvRRnpdTMDI

That really does seem like a parody. It's perfect haha.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

varicose mains

Shady Amish Terror
Oct 11, 2007
I'm not Amish by choice. 8(

Elsa posted:

varicose mains

This pun is the real OSHA.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Elsa posted:

varicose mains

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Elsa posted:

varicose mains

:frogbon:

DoktorVerderben
Nov 23, 2009

I found it... beneath me.

Pissflaps posted:

In British English an acronym literally is a word that's been formed from initial letters such as laser and radar.

American English uses the word acronym to mean all sorts of abbreviations such as FBI, hence your question.

Basically the point is when you don't pronounce the letters when you say it out loud.

When you do pronounce the letters when you say it, as in FBI or CIA, it is called an initialism.

Theophany
Jul 22, 2014

SUCCHIAMI IL MIO CAZZO DA DIETRO, RANA RAGAZZO



2022 FIA Formula 1 WDC

Tweezer Reprise posted:

can you loving imagine dying horribly by being saturated with the signal of a payday loan advertisement

The question is whether that is preferable to having your life destroyed by the crippling debt of a payday loan.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

I'm all for segregated water fountains, but who's the third one for?

Comstar
Apr 20, 2007

Are you happy now?

Someone decided to import their plumbing from Rapture.

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
I was browsing at the local charity shop on the weekend and noticed that their phone lines seem a bit raggedy. Looks like the cover got knocked off at some point and they never bothered replacing it.



This was off in the corner of the store in an area which couldn't be seen from the counter but was easily accessible by kids or anyone who wandered in, which probably explains how it got so messy.

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