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anti-magic
Sep 9, 2012

We've come up in the ram-raiding business, Owl.
It's all high class now.
No more baby seats.

Cat Mattress posted:

Around the time they changed the title to "Blaster Nation Forever" (which I took as a reference to Duke Nukem Forever, that is to say, an implicit admission that they had no idea what they were going to do with this but felt obligated to keep it going anyway) they said they had already written just about everything they wanted to do with these characters. It seems to me that what killed Blaster Nation is simply a prolonged case of writer's block. They don't know what to do after wrapping up Rinnie's story so they're just going to not do anything.

Blaster Nation wasn't particularly good so I approve of them realising their limitations with it.

Although making a porn comic instead is hardly an improvement, but at least they will be able to milk money out of the coveted, repressed nerd market.

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nimby
Nov 4, 2009

The pinnacle of cloud computing.



Schlock Mercenary: Howard Tayler apparently killed off Tagon again and Petey nearly broke the galactic core (or so he says), wonder if this'll end up being fixed by another time travel episode.

Wrist Watch
Apr 19, 2011

What?

anti-magic posted:

Blaster Nation wasn't particularly good so I approve of them realising their limitations with it.

I will loving fight you. I will leave your battered account on the ground as a warning to any who dare to dislike things I enjoy




Honestly I was going to post about how wrong you were but the more I think about it I honestly can't defend Blaster Nation's story. It's super predictable, but I've come to enjoy slice of life stuff like that a la Questionable Content for a while now, and it's really nothing special. Although I won't be following it, I hope Rock Cocks brings them the success they deserve because I really like their style and humor.

Godspeed you! Porn comic

Wrist Watch fucked around with this message at 09:27 on Sep 18, 2016

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

nimby posted:

Schlock Mercenary: Howard Tayler apparently killed off Tagon again and Petey nearly broke the galactic core (or so he says), wonder if this'll end up being fixed by another time travel episode.

That or we'll get to see just how far the whole backup technology goes. After all, the title character has already suffered permanent complete total bodily destruction, and came back from it just fine. Well, a bit depressed and confused about what life is, but, you know, fine.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Empress Theonora posted:

I liked the ending. :smith:

It is exactly what I expected and was better than it probably should have been.

The real issue is that before that ending there was three loving years of absolutely tedious dramatic blue-balls. Adding in the trolls derailed the story a ton, but then the story's derails began to derail and it just became an overly convoluted gordian knot of characters, dead characters, alternate dimension characters, fan characters, etc.

The ending, though, is exactly why Homestuck was great in the start: wacky game jokes, anime antics, cool music, and a big happy ending to all of it. It's all the story needed.

Problem Sleuth is better.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
The ending of Homestuck was 40% a tadpole swimming and growing into a frog, 40% a character opening a chest while smiling smugly, 20% random disjointed scenes, and 100% why the gently caress am I watching this, this doesn't make sense at all.

qntm
Jun 17, 2009
Homestuck has a boatload of excellent music attached to it.

paradoxGentleman
Dec 10, 2013

wheres the jester, I could do with some pointless nonsense right about now

Homestuck was a deeply experimental comic, and experiments don't always work out. I'm still glad it exists and I read it.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

qntm posted:

Homestuck has a boatload of excellent music attached to it.


paradoxGentleman posted:

Homestuck was a deeply experimental comic, and experiments don't always work out. I'm still glad it exists and I read it.

It is something that could only exist on the Internet, which is novel in and of itself. It blurs the lines of medium and genre almost effortlessly. Andrew Hussie's studio also birthed Toby Fox and Undertale, so he's really provided a fertile ground for new, innovative projects to blossom. I don't think we've seen his best work yet.

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass

8-Bit Scholar posted:

I don't think we've seen his best work yet.

I find it hard to believe he'll ever manage to do better than AIDS.

qntm
Jun 17, 2009

8-Bit Scholar posted:

It is something that could only exist on the Internet, which is novel in and of itself. It blurs the lines of medium and genre almost effortlessly.

Yeah, absolutely this as well. MSPA overall feels to me like the canonical web comic, the kind of creative work which Scott McCloud was trying and failing to invent from first principles in the 2000s. Honestly, I was actually a little dismayed when the very final installment of Homestuck was "just" an anime video, because it felt to me as if the comic was kowtowing to a completely different medium, when it had accomplished so much in its own original space.

I also have much sympathy for a creator failing to meet unmanageably huge expectations.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

qntm posted:

Yeah, absolutely this as well. MSPA overall feels to me like the canonical web comic, the kind of creative work which Scott McCloud was trying and failing to invent from first principles in the 2000s. Honestly, I was actually a little dismayed when the very final installment of Homestuck was "just" an anime video, because it felt to me as if the comic was kowtowing to a completely different medium, when it had accomplished so much in its own original space.

I also have much sympathy for a creator failing to meet unmanageably huge expectations.

I honestly kind of thought it would just end with a black screen that read "Congratulation" and an 8-bit droning sound effect, which would also have been fitting.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

paradoxGentleman posted:

Homestuck was a deeply experimental comic, and experiments don't always work out. I'm still glad it exists and I read it.

What was the experiment though? What would problem sleuth be like if the complexity was ratcheted up a couple orders of magnitude and had miles of obtuse chatlogs to keep track of?

fun hater
May 24, 2009

its a neat trick, but you can only do it once
the format?
yes kid radd came first but homestuck was the one that blew up

Renaissance Robot
Oct 10, 2010

Bite my furry metal ass
The mixed media aspect of it, mostly. Also a bunch of the things he did with Flash.

Abyssal Squid
Jul 24, 2003

Interspersing full-blown choreographed, animated shorts into a comic; the collaborative nature of the shorts, both music and supplemental art, and the influence of the music on the scripts of the shorts; the interactive game-like and toy-like segments; and yes, the chatlogs. Those were all groundbreaking and still mostly unique, but well worth exploring further.

Yes even the chatlogs, like so much of Homestuck they'd have been fine if Hussie had an editor to say "condense this down to no more than a screen-length and drop the typographic gimmicks," and when kept legible they really are an effective way of presenting dialogue in the format. I'm sure it's not the only way, but it obviously works if you don't let it get out of hand.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
It all got a little too ironic, but nothing was funnier than the horse guy who kept getting sweaty whenever somebody spoke even slightly assertively to him.

Early on when they did the item fusion sequences for Christmastime it was pretty funny too

Morbi
Aug 7, 2013

CONTRABAND

8-Bit Scholar posted:

It all got a little too ironic, but nothing was funnier than the horse guy who kept getting sweaty whenever somebody spoke even slightly assertively to him.

Truly, the fact that Equius spends 90% of the series dead and thus (usually) unable to interact with people was Homestuck's greatest failing.
It felt like half of the trolls get totally wasted for not being "plot relevant" despite being great vehicles for Hussie's talent of writing stupid banter. I still can't believe we never got to see the awkward trainwreck that is Nepeta's crush on Karkat play out on-panel.

Tollymain
Jul 9, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
i agree

Dabir
Nov 10, 2012

The biggest disappointment about homestuck is that it happened

SuperHappy
Aug 22, 2004

feel the rhythm with your hands

anti-magic posted:

Blaster Nation wasn't particularly good so I approve of them realising their limitations with it.

Although making a porn comic instead is hardly an improvement, but at least they will be able to milk money out of the coveted, repressed nerd market.



also Blaster Nation owned, fight me

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
my webcomic is a tale of triumph against the odds in the sporting arena, starring a young man who just can't stop making GBS threads

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Avshalom posted:

my webcomic is a tale of triumph against the odds in the sporting arena, starring a young man who just can't stop making GBS threads

its me

inkblot
Feb 22, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo

Avshalom posted:

my webcomic is a tale of triumph against the odds in the sporting arena, starring a young man who just can't stop making GBS threads

Replace "sporting arena" with "battlefield" and you're Hideo Kojima.

Motherfucker
Jul 16, 2011

I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Avshalom posted:

my webcomic is a tale of triumph against the odds in the sporting arena, starring a young man who just can't stop making GBS threads

finally a relatable character

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

SuperHappy posted:



also Blaster Nation owned, fight me

Jess Fink is a treasure, and super nice in person.

Morbi
Aug 7, 2013

CONTRABAND
I heard if you draw two genitals touching each other, they confiscate your "respectable webcomic author" badge.

Wrist Watch
Apr 19, 2011

What?

I just think porn doesn't really work in a webcomic format because in a medium so susceptible to meandering even in the best of webcomics, depicting an act where smaller details need to be explicitly laid out can easily lead to entire weeks where updates consist of what essentially is a single action. It may hold up better in archival reading, but I can't imagine anything more boring and less titillating than checking up on a story for a week and a half and seeing no forward progress because the plot had led into a sex scene.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Morbi posted:

I heard if you draw two genitals touching each other, they confiscate your "respectable webcomic author" badge.

i thought that was how you get it in the first place?

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

Wrist Watch posted:

I just think porn doesn't really work in a webcomic format because in a medium so susceptible to meandering even in the best of webcomics, depicting an act where smaller details need to be explicitly laid out can easily lead to entire weeks where updates consist of what essentially is a single action. It may hold up better in archival reading, but I can't imagine anything more boring and less titillating than checking up on a story for a week and a half and seeing no forward progress because the plot had led into a sex scene.

That's an understandable view, but porn in webcomics has the same pitfalls as literally anything else in webcomics. You stretch any single scene out too long in real- time updates it's going to lose steam, exposed genitals or no. And depending on the action/plot ratio in the comic, it doesn't even need to be the focus of the chapter- page wise.

CuddleCryptid
Jan 11, 2013

Things could be going better

Plus, you have to remember that these are daily comics that people are coming back to. If your entire update is just dowel A going into slot B with nothing else then it's going to be a pretty boring update. Gotta still make it interesting.

shitpostmodern
Oct 30, 2015

Wrist Watch posted:

I just think porn doesn't really work in a webcomic format because in a medium so susceptible to meandering even in the best of webcomics, depicting an act where smaller details need to be explicitly laid out can easily lead to entire weeks where updates consist of what essentially is a single action. It may hold up better in archival reading, but I can't imagine anything more boring and less titillating than checking up on a story for a week and a half and seeing no forward progress because the plot had led into a sex scene.

A lot of webcomics seem to be doing the whole multiple comics per update at a less frequent schedule, and I think that would probably lend itself well to porn webcomics. Getting an entire scene at once would eliminate how agonizingly long sex scenes seem when you're reading them at a rate of one page every week.

Avshalom posted:

my webcomic is a tale of triumph against the odds in the sporting arena, starring a young man who just can't stop making GBS threads

I know you like to poo poo up all of the webcomics threads with posts so bizarre that they border on performance art, but I would read and legitimately enjoy a webcomic about all of your chicken related anecdotes from chicken thread, even if it was drawn terribly.

Wrist Watch
Apr 19, 2011

What?

Just Offscreen posted:

That's an understandable view, but porn in webcomics has the same pitfalls as literally anything else in webcomics. You stretch any single scene out too long in real- time updates it's going to lose steam, exposed genitals or no. And depending on the action/plot ratio in the comic, it doesn't even need to be the focus of the chapter- page wise.

That's kind of my point. Take Rock Cocks for example, back when I posted about Blaster Nation getting axed I tried checking out RC to see if it was something I might enjoy. It looks like there was an arc that culminated with a sex scene that lasted around five pages. If I'm binge reading or quickly scrolling through the last few pages then that's cool, the pacing didn't seem particularly bad or anything and the lead-in to it looked solid, but from what I understand Rock Cocks updates three times a week. That's almost two weeks of updates where nothing is progressing. I'm not saying comics with porn can't be good, or that the authors are bad, because that's not true in the slightest. I just think the webcomic format of releasing a few pages throughout the week is a poor medium for serial readers if you're trying to tell an actual story and not just isolated snippets like you'd see in something like Oglaf, where the porn is ancillary.

Of course, there's always the argument of "then just check in on it once a month nerd" but my memory is hot garbage and I never remember

e:

shitpostmodern posted:

A lot of webcomics seem to be doing the whole multiple comics per update at a less frequent schedule, and I think that would probably lend itself well to porn webcomics. Getting an entire scene at once would eliminate how agonizingly long sex scenes seem when you're reading them at a rate of one page every week.

I didn't see this before I posted but yeah, that would help a lot.

Just Offscreen
Jun 29, 2006

We must hope that our current selves will one day step aside to make room for better versions of us.

DreamShipWrecked posted:

If your entire update is just dowel A going into slot B with nothing else then it's going to be a pretty boring update.

Says you!


Wrist Watch posted:

Of course, there's always the argument of "then just check in on it once a month nerd" but my memory is hot garbage and I never remember

See this is exactly why I use feedly- I literally made myself a folder for comics I just need to check up on once every few months.

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax

shitpostmodern posted:

I know you like to poo poo up all of the webcomics threads with posts so bizarre that they border on performance art, but I would read and legitimately enjoy a webcomic about all of your chicken related anecdotes from chicken thread, even if it was drawn terribly.
realtalk i've seriously considered it, but the problem is that free range chickens die so often that people would ask me what happened to some of the major characters irl and i'd have to say that they passed away from a fox attack and it would put a damper on the whole experience

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Avshalom posted:

realtalk i've seriously considered it, but the problem is that free range chickens die so often that people would ask me what happened to some of the major characters irl and i'd have to say that they passed away from a fox attack and it would put a damper on the whole experience

I dunno, you could use that to put a comedic nihilistic spin on things.

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


I had a book about chickens when I was younger and one of them gets killed by a fox who then taunts the other chickens about it. Didn't do me no harm.

It was called Atilla the Hen, it was real good when I was 8 years old.

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

It was called Atilla the Hen

Does this end with thousands of fox heads on pikes?

AriadneThread
Feb 17, 2011

The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.


A.o.D. posted:

I dunno, you could use that to put a comedic nihilistic spin on things.

a game of hens

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Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

AriadneThread posted:

a game of hens

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