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Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.

elf help book posted:

NINTENDO IS SO loving STUPID

:yeah:

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oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

i believe in nintendo

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!
Nintendoomed

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
Like I do not understand the subtle layers of irony that permeate the Nintendo NX thread and Games in general but you'd think they'd realize the Holiday season is coming up and they need to start creating some actual interest for a tangible product with potential games that they could sell for money and maybe create a profit like they used to in the halcyon wii days

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


I'm tellin' y'all, Monday. Don't quote this post if I'm wrong.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Calaveron posted:

Like I do not understand the subtle layers of irony that permeate the Nintendo NX thread and Games in general but you'd think they'd realize the Holiday season is coming up and they need to start creating some actual interest for a tangible product with potential games that they could sell for money and maybe create a profit like they used to in the halcyon wii days

The NX will not be out for the "Holiday season".

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
And this season is theirs for the taking because who is interested in an Xbox One that's finally as good as a PS4 and a new PS4 announcement that was met with the thunderous applause of an empty room

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
The NX will have both the wrong ram and the wrong name and will finally sink those japanese idiots. Thank god.

devtesla
Jan 2, 2012


Grimey Drawer

oddium posted:

i believe in nintendo

I ALSO BELIEVE IN NINTENDO

Mercury Crusader
Apr 20, 2005

You know they say that all demons are created equal, but you look at me and you look at Pyro Jack and you can see that statement is not true, hee-ho!
27 years ago, the Sega Genesis was released, dooming Nintendo for all eternity. Here's to another 27 years of Nintendo being doomed.

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


oddium posted:

i believe in nintendo

You're the reason the Nintendo Doomsday Clock will never strike midnight.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

they should release the nx right now because i'd get one. poor business sense frankly

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

oddium posted:

they should release the nx right now because i'd get one. poor business sense frankly

If Amazon put up a preorder page today with no details or price, I'd order it.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
I love Nintendo and I also have severe brain damage and I AM NOT ALONE

gently caress this thread

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

don't even give me it, just let me put in my credit card number and let me print out a certificate what reads "The NX is Yours". also do it now. business 101

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

oddium posted:

don't even give me it, just let me put in my credit card number and let me print out a certificate what reads "The NX is Yours". also do it now. business 101

The certificate has a picture of the Badge Arcade bunny on it.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Whoa so many new posts give me that nx news

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

i hope badge arcade bunny replaces a toad in new super mario bros nx

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

oh also a full fledged nabbit game please

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
I need the Bayonetta amiibo
I need the Cloud amiibo
I need a line of WarioWare amiibos
I need a life size Skyward Sword Zelda amiibo

Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

elf help book posted:

If Amazon put up a preorder page today with no details or price, I'd order it.

ONE YEAR LATER
Apr 13, 2004

Fry old buddy, it's me, Bender!
Oven Wrangler

elf help book posted:

I love Nintendo and I also have severe brain damage and I AM NOT ALONE

gently caress this thread

I both ironically and unironically agree.

Bloodplay it again
Aug 25, 2003

Oh, Dee, you card. :-*

elf help book posted:

If Amazon put up a preorder page today with no details or price, I'd order it.

Nintendo should wait until December 26, 2016 to announce the new hardware/software because everyone will just spend holiday :10bux: on the new system once the good-and-definitely-not-bad games are announced. Plus, they get another holiday season for the Wii U.

Bloodplay it again,
Assistant (to the) Director of Marketing

holla @ me Reggie

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

ONE YEAR LATER posted:

I both ironically and unironically agree.

Thank you.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
*Days after buying Picross 3D2, Phoenix Wright Spirit of Justice, and Dragon Quest 7* Why doesn't Nintendo want my money?

SylvainMustach
Dec 12, 2007

Superior Trash Talk!
They haven't tweeted all day so it's definitely coming Monday you'll see

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
They just must be stupid, that's the only answer. The new console will be named the Nintendo Wii U Duh and will be announced 5 days after its released.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Why don't they just do what those Star Wars toys in the 80s did and sell an "early bird" voucher during the holiday that guarantees you one once they are ready to ship?

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

elf help book posted:

They just must be stupid, that's the only answer. The new console will be named the Nintendo Wii U Duh and will be announced 5 days after its released.

i bet, they're going to release it AFTER christmas, and the announcement ?? forget about it. but i'm thinking january

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


sout posted:

The New 3DS never really ended up having much exclusive stuff, did it? I can only think of Xenoblade

Xenoblade, Binding of Isaac, and SNES VC games are all I can think of that were strictly exclusive, though I hear that Hyrule Warriors is pretty much unplayable on an old 3DS.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
They should rerelease all the great Wii U games on the NX because I'm an intelligent consumer and knew better than to buy a Wii U and would rather wait for those games to come out a second time and pay full price.

Soul Glo
Aug 27, 2003

Just let it shine through

a.lo posted:

Whoa so many new posts give me that nx news

It's Nintenbad

raditts
Feb 21, 2001

The Kwanzaa Bot is here to protect me.


elf help book posted:

They just must be stupid, that's the only answer. The new console will be named the Nintendo Wii U Duh and will be announced 5 days after its released.

IT will be the Nintendo HD

the HD will stand for Hurr Durr

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
how dare they not at least drop a few spoiler images on forums.somethingawful.com! iwata is rolling in his grave at this business fail

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

raditts posted:

IT will be the Nintendo HD

the HD will stand for Hurr Durr

I told them this would be a terrible name! WTF!

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
just spitballing some promotions that might save nintendo:

free lootcrate sub for 3 months with nx preorder
buy two nx, get 2000 twitch bits
free copy of tim schafer's next smash hit with nx preorder

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Is wonderful 101 part of the nx

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

here's a launch bundle to look out for: the nx comes with an announcement

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 17 hours!

Blazing Zero posted:

just spitballing some promotions that might save nintendo:

free lootcrate sub for 3 months with nx preorder
buy two nx, get 2000 twitch bits
free copy of tim schafer's next smash hit with nx preorder

Star Citizen NX

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elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Star Citizen NX

lmao the bad game

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