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Ugly Tony
May 6, 2005

It's not even Tuesday, dog
lol Bo Jackson in generic silver and black jersey

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Bush Did Outer Heaven
Jan 18, 2005

The Sweetest Payne

OperaMouse posted:

Why was Mastay released again?

made too much money

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:

holy poo poo a tecmo bo commercial in 2016

Bo knows vehicular manslaughter.

vlad3217
Jul 26, 2005

beer and cheese?!

yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!
"Bradford could be the long term answer here"

Al, we need to talk.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Poonerman posted:

this is a diagram of a knee

I was actually kind of glad they didn't simulate the injury.

vlad3217
Jul 26, 2005

beer and cheese?!

yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!

Grittybeard posted:

I was actually kind of glad they didn't simulate the injury.

I had exactly the same thought.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Jake Ryan celebrates a play that he basically had no impact on

He really is the new AJ Hawk

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

Grittybeard posted:

I was actually kind of glad they didn't simulate the injury.

sam will do that later

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
Rudolph really needs to start catching those.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Jake Ryan....makes a good play?

Genocide Tendency
Dec 24, 2009

I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.


Vertical Lime posted:

what's bradford's career earnings

Slightly less than the medical bills he has racked up

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

nm posted:

Bo knows vehicular manslaughter.

The whole point of the commercial was that vehicular manslaughter can't happen, were you even paying attention?

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Grittybeard posted:

I was actually kind of glad they didn't simulate the injury.

I was excited they would

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Petite Dinklage posted:

MY MAN

Some bros were throwing a football near the street I was stopped on waiting for a light and they hit my WRX with the ball and I nearly beat them within an inch of their life in broad daylight

Except you did the goon thing and cried while dumping the clutch

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

vlad3217 posted:

"Bradford could be the long term answer here"

Al, we need to talk.

The question is: How can Vikings fan remain miserable?

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
"bradford could be the long-term answer too here!"


no he isn't al.

Dudeabides
Jul 26, 2009

"You better not buy me that goddamn tourist av"

Hunterhr posted:

I just saw that dude's dick

OSheaman
May 27, 2004

Heavy Fucking Metal
Fun Shoe
this game is a pee pee doo doo fart

Hunterhr
Jan 4, 2007

And The Beast, Satan said unto the LORD, "You Fucking Suck" and juked him out of his goddamn shoes

axeil posted:

was it as nice as aaron rodgers's?

Aaron, that's a good strong dick you got there, and I see you know how to use it!

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
we gotta match the packers in stupid time outs

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Did they cut open and drain that blister on Sam's hand?

nerve
Jan 2, 2011

SKA SUCKS

vlad3217 posted:

"Bradford could be the long term answer here"

Al, we need to talk.

for real numerous vikings fans think this

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam

vlad3217 posted:

Joel Stave, their 3rd stringer. Former Badgers QB

I am suddenly very aroused at the thought of Stave coming in...

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

Top Hats Monthly posted:

Except you did the goon thing and cried while dumping the clutch

I pulled off right away and checked but it didn't even scratch the paint so they're lucky, my katana remained unsheathed

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

Did they Rocky Balboa Sam Bradford's hand?

maduin
Mar 4, 2003

nerve posted:

for real numerous vikings fans think this

Only if they're real stupid.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
THE TWO

BECOME

ONE

Samadhi
May 13, 2001

186 posted:

I am suddenly very aroused at the thought of Stave coming in...

Vikings need to trade for Melvin Gordon when AP retires and build a Badgers Dream Team

vlad3217
Jul 26, 2005

beer and cheese?!

yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!

nm posted:

The question is: How can Vikings fan remain miserable?

That must have just been the worst 2-3 days



"Welp we lost teddy" :smithicide:

"hey we traded for sam bradford" :smithicide:

"we gave up next years first rounder for him. and a 4th rounder too" :suicide:

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
They totally didnt get that TO in on time

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Bradford isn't gonna leave Minneapolis alive.

Dr. Cuddles
Jul 18, 2010
bradford is going to die on this field

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Brannock posted:

Did they cut open and drain that blister on Sam's hand?

had to before it turned into this:

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
I love how Kalil just grabs him

ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

Establish the Buns

:burger::burger::burger::burger::burger:

vlad3217 posted:

"Bradford could be the long term answer here"

Al, we need to talk.

"he was doing okay at the end of last season" on repeat 100 times

YMB
Nov 8, 2009

in an unceremonious way
The Vikings O-line is abhorrent, what the gently caress.

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

YMB posted:

The Vikings O-line is abhorrent, what the gently caress.

But they have Matt Kalil!

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
Slam Bradford

vlad3217
Jul 26, 2005

beer and cheese?!

yaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyy!

YMB posted:

The Vikings O-line is abhorrent, what the gently caress.

Maybe Teddy's knee knew about it and took him out to protect the rest of him in the long term?

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nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

vlad3217 posted:

That must have just been the worst 2-3 days



"Welp we lost teddy" :smithicide:

"hey we traded for sam bradford" :smithicide:

"we gave up next years first rounder for him. and a 4th rounder too" :suicide:

But, but, new 1+ billion stadium will make everything better, right?

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