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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
What would you prefer , a woman with kids who omitted it only for it to inevitably come up once things got serious, or a woman that's at least honest about it?

The women with photos of their kids are easily screening out the guys who are not interested in dating a mom.

That makes me wonder, how common are Tinder photos (or dating site photos in general) of men with their kids? Obviously single dads are less common but those that are I wonder if men having kids is as big of a deal breaker as it is for women?

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WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

And guns in profile pics.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

Men with children are a hot commodity in online dating.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

WrenP-Complete posted:

And guns in profile pics.

I was thinking guys need to work the 3 Ds in their profile photos :

Dad bod
Derringer
Dog

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Yeah, I'm assuming single dad's with a dog is the man version of a hot female doctor that likes football and doesn't want kids.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Solice Kirsk posted:

Yeah, I'm assuming single dad's with a dog is the man version of a hot female doctor that likes football and doesn't want kids.

Are cats better or worse than dogs for the purposes of dating profiles? Does it show that the guy loves pussy?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Who What Now posted:

Are cats better or worse than dogs for the purposes of dating profiles? Does it show that the guy loves pussy?

Dogs are better because they're more masculine. Ideally one of those massive bear looking dogs they use to dig cars out of the snow in Alaska. Another good animal for a dating profile is a squirrel on your shoulder, because it implies you might be a high level druid with an animal familiar.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Guy Goodbody posted:

Dogs are better because they're more masculine. Ideally one of those massive bear looking dogs they use to dig cars out of the snow in Alaska. Another good animal for a dating profile is a squirrel on your shoulder, because it implies you might be a high level druid with an animal familiar.

Squirrels are families for arcane casters like Wizards and Sorcerers. Druids get wolves at first level. Women don't go for fake nerds!

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
There was a tumblr that was full of creepy Tindr profiles, and most where weirdos with guns, dead animals and some very questionable stuff they're posing against (like openly posing before Nazi and CSA flags).

Sadly its shut down. I always meant to grab content from there because holy poo poo some guy named 9mmSolutions had piles and piles of guns and a poster of Obama with a knife through it behind him and he said "looking for a woman to bare the master race after we take this country back for real Americans".

So I just have these




Maybe there is a reason people don't wear fedoras anymore?

Uh I don't think you get what being a feminist means

This is my dating profile, so i'm going to hide my identity.

Reminds me of the post i once saw that said "I just need a woman who can enjoy my Katana collection as much as I do"


I'm gonna admit, I don't think unshaved legs look good, but I don't feel like women have to shave them just for me.


These two were received by a friend of mine.




That's the face you make when you're being arrested for, lets say child porn



I think it's more that you're an rear end in a top hat, not Breaking bad



You know, until just now, I thought he was holding an Oboe



He wanted a 6 donged dragon robot body didn't he?


This kid probably writes for Breibart now

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

twistedmentat posted:


You know, until just now, I thought he was holding an Oboe


After reading that I had to enlarge the image to look again. I had thought the exact same thing.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


You guys never had a rat smasher? Fuckin city kids.


Just kidding. I thought so, as well.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

twistedmentat posted:

There was a tumblr that was full of creepy Tindr profiles, and most where weirdos with guns, dead animals and some very questionable stuff they're posing against (like openly posing before Nazi and CSA flags).

Sadly its shut down. I always meant to grab content from there because holy poo poo some guy named 9mmSolutions had piles and piles of guns and a poster of Obama with a knife through it behind him and he said "looking for a woman to bare the master race after we take this country back for real Americans".

So I just have these




Maybe there is a reason people don't wear fedoras anymore?

Uh I don't think you get what being a feminist means

This is my dating profile, so i'm going to hide my identity.

Reminds me of the post i once saw that said "I just need a woman who can enjoy my Katana collection as much as I do"


I'm gonna admit, I don't think unshaved legs look good, but I don't feel like women have to shave them just for me.


These two were received by a friend of mine.




That's the face you make when you're being arrested for, lets say child porn



I think it's more that you're an rear end in a top hat, not Breaking bad



You know, until just now, I thought he was holding an Oboe



He wanted a 6 donged dragon robot body didn't he?


This kid probably writes for Breibart now

Are there any dudes on dating sites that don't immediately come off as a sex offender?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Inzombiac posted:

You guys never had a rat smasher? Fuckin city kids.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

puck puck goose posted:

What compels people to look like this? It's fully possible to avoid looking like a particular gender and still come off as attractive, but this just seems to be being hideous for the sake of being hideous?

"I know I'm hideous but if I dress hideously I can play it off as being a choice."

It's purestrain sadbrains.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Who What Now posted:

Are there any dudes on dating sites that don't immediately come off as a sex offender?

I had female friends write my Tindr profile to hopefully avoid this. Not that i use it, the only women who sent me messages on it would fit in here pretty well.

Oh, remember that Stepknotnee person? Who claims to be not just transgender, but also transaged, a 52 year old person who claims they're really a 6 year old girl? That also happily writes in a blog about how her "mommy and daddy" enjoy having sex with them and also how she's a great baby sister for their grand daughter? Yea? Well, I discovered that someone I know is actually related to them.

twistedmentat has a new favorite as of 01:12 on Sep 19, 2016

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism


I've seen this picture many times and I still don't get why they include the part about human meat.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Panfilo posted:

What would you prefer , a woman with kids who omitted it only for it to inevitably come up once things got serious, or a woman that's at least honest about it?

The women with photos of their kids are easily screening out the guys who are not interested in dating a mom.
Of course not, mention that you have kids, but then maybe, just maybe, mention something a little about yourself too? To give someone a reason to want to meet you? Like Betsy here, from that gallery.


I HUNGER

cyberia
Jun 24, 2011

Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

puck puck goose posted:

What compels people to look like this? It's fully possible to avoid looking like a particular gender and still come off as attractive, but this just seems to be being hideous for the sake of being hideous?

Deliberately making yourself look grotesque is a thing within queer / art circles. It can be a way to shield yourself from criticism because people will attack the grotesque facade you've put up instead of attacking you on a personal level. Performance artist, Leigh Bowery based a lot of his work on that idea and it carried through to the club kid culture of the 90s and into the 'hipster' culture of the 2000s.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Munchables posted:

I've seen this picture many times and I still don't get why they include the part about human meat.

If I remember correctly, OKC lets members submit questions to those. I am pretty sure the No Teeth guy submitted that one.
When I used it, I saw a question was "do you think a woman should not be allowed to eat whatever, whenever and as much as she wants?" I could not tell if that was a feeder or a Fat acceptance person.

I had to stop listening to the F Plus after they did an episode about feeders, which somehow was worse than the episode they had on diaper fetishists and reading the posts where they talk about how excited they get pooping themselves in public places like restaurants shops and buses and having everyone else smell their "stickies" :gonk:

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

twistedmentat posted:

There was a tumblr that was full of creepy Tindr profiles, and most where weirdos with guns, dead animals and some very questionable stuff they're posing against (like openly posing before Nazi and CSA flags).

Sadly its shut down. I always meant to grab content from there because holy poo poo some guy named 9mmSolutions had piles and piles of guns and a poster of Obama with a knife through it behind him and he said "looking for a woman to bare the master race after we take this country back for real Americans".

So I just have these




Maybe there is a reason people don't wear fedoras anymore?

Uh I don't think you get what being a feminist means

This is my dating profile, so i'm going to hide my identity.

Reminds me of the post i once saw that said "I just need a woman who can enjoy my Katana collection as much as I do"


I'm gonna admit, I don't think unshaved legs look good, but I don't feel like women have to shave them just for me.


These two were received by a friend of mine.




That's the face you make when you're being arrested for, lets say child porn



I think it's more that you're an rear end in a top hat, not Breaking bad



You know, until just now, I thought he was holding an Oboe



He wanted a 6 donged dragon robot body didn't he?


This kid probably writes for Breibart now

Good poo poo twister. Thx for not finding my profile!

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

twistedmentat posted:

If I remember correctly, OKC lets members submit questions to those. I am pretty sure the No Teeth guy submitted that one.
When I used it, I saw a question was "do you think a woman should not be allowed to eat whatever, whenever and as much as she wants?" I could not tell if that was a feeder or a Fat acceptance person.

I had to stop listening to the F Plus after they did an episode about feeders, which somehow was worse than the episode they had on diaper fetishists and reading the posts where they talk about how excited they get pooping themselves in public places like restaurants shops and buses and having everyone else smell their "stickies" :gonk:



Oh, I just meant I don't know why it's included in the picture. I didn't know there were user submitted questions though, interesting.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Munchables posted:

Oh, I just meant I don't know why it's included in the picture. I didn't know there were user submitted questions though, interesting.

Are you confused because you think a willingness to eat human meat is completely normal and not at all noteworthy?

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Guy Goodbody posted:

Are you confused because you think a willingness to eat human meat is completely normal and not at all noteworthy?

Are you telling me it's weird to just want to try it? People eat rotten food but a little bit of Steve's arm is too much?

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Munchables posted:

Oh, I just meant I don't know why it's included in the picture. I didn't know there were user submitted questions though, interesting.

Oh okay. Well, probably that's not the kind of info you want to be publicly associated with you?

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Well don't name it or you're not gonna wanna eat it. Do you remember Chester the carrot?

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

twistedmentat posted:

Oh okay. Well, probably that's not the kind of info you want to be publicly associated with you?

Yeah, I s'pose so. It would be like someone sharing all their fetishes or fan fics or whatever on the Okc profile I suppose. Sorry for being snarky, Goodbody.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Munchables posted:

Are you telling me it's weird to just want to try it? People eat rotten food but a little bit of Steve's arm is too much?

I wouldn't answer yes to that question without a a whole bunch of asterisks. The question was just "would you eat human meat given the opportunity?". You or I may imagine that the opportunity mentioned is some kind of weird art installation where a guy specifically willed his corpse for people to eat and there's a bunch of other people partaking. But it could also be just being left alone in a morgue.

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

See how some of the answer responses are red in color? That indicates that the person who was looking at the profile marked that answer choice as unacceptable. The opposite isn't true though, the black answer text could just be the profile viewed by an account that didn't answer that question.

Toast Museum
Dec 3, 2005

30% Iron Chef

Guy Goodbody posted:

I wouldn't answer yes to that question without a a whole bunch of asterisks. The question was just "would you eat human meat given the opportunity?". You or I may imagine that the opportunity mentioned is some kind of weird art installation where a guy specifically willed his corpse for people to eat and there's a bunch of other people partaking. But it could also be just being left alone in a morgue.

Agreed. I'd try, like, vat-grown human meat, but an unqualified yes could imply anything. OKC lets you add commentary to your answer, so probably the better way to answer (and avoid being screenshot out of context) is to choose "No" and then add whatever qualifiers below that. I guess that could throw off your match percentages a bit, but then again, anyone giving a "yes" to this question a significant weighting in their matching algorithm is kind of telling you something about themselves anyway.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Or just have the loving self-awareness to not mention anything remotely involving human meat on a goddamn dating site

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
The movie Antiviral takes place in a near future world where celeb culture is so obsessive, vat grown flesh based off celebs is available to eat. The main character asks "Isn't this cannibalism?" and the dude who runs the meat market is all "What? no. It's just muscle cells".

Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer

Vode posted:

Found this on my facebook feed. Think I went to middle school with him



Come to alcoholic Grimace cosplay in next 15 minutes if u want an rear end kicking

Mouse Dresser
Sep 4, 2002

This isn't Middle Earth, Quentin. There aren't enough noble quests to go around.

Trig Discipline posted:

Come to alcoholic Grimace cosplay in next 15 minutes if u want an rear end kicking

:perfect:


























Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

twistedmentat posted:

If I remember correctly, OKC lets members submit questions to those. I am pretty sure the No Teeth guy submitted that one.
When I used it, I saw a question was "do you think a woman should not be allowed to eat whatever, whenever and as much as she wants?" I could not tell if that was a feeder or a Fat acceptance person.

I had to stop listening to the F Plus after they did an episode about feeders, which somehow was worse than the episode they had on diaper fetishists and reading the posts where they talk about how excited they get pooping themselves in public places like restaurants shops and buses and having everyone else smell their "stickies" :gonk:



You just reminded me this exists

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxVDnpsGTZY


twistedmentat posted:

The movie Antiviral takes place in a near future world where celeb culture is so obsessive, vat grown flesh based off celebs is available to eat. The main character asks "Isn't this cannibalism?" and the dude who runs the meat market is all "What? no. It's just muscle cells".

Antiviral was fantastic, that's all.

the future is WOW
Sep 9, 2005

I QUIT!

cyberia posted:

From the bowels of the internet:

quote:

Chris Kemp, 37, was found inside a Gresham man's home wearing the resident's mother's clothing and playing music last Friday night. To be specific, Kemp was wearing Carlos Castillo's mother's leopard-skin hat and matching scarf. Castillo confronted the alarmingly large-foreheaded intruder, who then returned money he'd stolen and agreed to wait for the police to arrive.

So, you're asking, what about all the scratches on Kemp's huge forehead? No one knows for sure, but Kemp has garnered a bit of a cult following since his mug shot hit the 'Net last week, and The Smoking Gun offers this insight:

As for the ... mug shot taken by the Multnomah County Sheriff, no, the image has not been manipulated to make Kemp resemble a light bulb or balloon. And he apparently got those forehead scratches during an earlier encounter with some sort of brier patch, details of which TSG has not uncovered.
The unfortunately famous Kemp has also been featured on mugshots.com and in the Glasgow Daily Record.

Holy poo poo, it's better than I ever could have imagined!

jizzy sillage
Aug 13, 2006

quote:

To be specific, Kemp was wearing Carlos Castillo's mother's leopard-skin hat and matching scarf.

I like to think this means that was all he was wearing.

Celery Face
Feb 18, 2012
The new season of 90 Day Fiance is amazing. :allears:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lo_80QJQ5do
This guy complains that American women are too feminist because they try to compete with men instead of depending on them. So he blows over seventy thousand bucks on a Russian gold digger and she hacks his phone when he doesn't buy her a 10,000 dollar Chanel purse.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFVZkjYZ9I4
This woman is morbidly obese (has the maturity of a middle schooler too) and her fiance is a buff Moroccan dude who can't even pretend to not be disgusted by her. When she goes to Morocco to meet him, she whines about having to eat vegetables and cries when he won't do PDA.

Celery Face has a new favorite as of 09:45 on Sep 19, 2016

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
Good to know everyone in this thread is so loving perfect :rolleyes:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Wizard Master posted:

Good to know everyone in this thread is so loving perfect :rolleyes:

Whatever, you're not even a real wizard.


Speaking of loving perfection- apologies if it's already been posted- but Corey Feldman did...something. Something beautiful. Something with air keyboarding.

https://youtu.be/OqIv2tc9BCI

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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

bringmyfishback posted:

Whatever, you're not even a real wizard.


Speaking of loving perfection- apologies if it's already been posted- but Corey Feldman did...something. Something beautiful. Something with air keyboarding.

https://youtu.be/OqIv2tc9BCI

Looking forward to the Christmas version where they try to squeeze an extra syllable into the second verse

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