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School Nickname posted:At six years of age I just forgot the procedure in how to take a poo poo. Dropped the pants, didn't drop underwear, sat down on the seat, shat away. "Something's draggin on my underwear?". I take a look. It's a solid dark brown log. "The gently caress is this doing here?, "I went to the toile-". And then I realise. Tipped my undie's load into the bowl and speak nothing for the rest of the day. At least I washed my hands. Name + post combo
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 09:07 |
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# ? May 11, 2024 16:40 |
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Counter-point for the white-trash fucker: you should choose to lead the life you want and not one dictated by the expectations of others. Do what makes you happy, but realize there are opportunity costs and trade-offs. For me, the trade-off between drugs & pussy or monogamy & children is a no-brainer.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 09:30 |
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H.H posted:I'm bored out of my mind right now, sitting in a class with the driest lecturer ever. How do I know your Jastiger stories will be as good as the other ones.. unless of course you wrote the other ones? Are you writing all of the confessions? ARE YOU PISSBITCH?
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 09:44 |
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Buttcoin purse posted:How do I know your Jastiger stories will be as good as the other ones.. unless of course you wrote the other ones? Are you writing all of the confessions? ARE YOU PISSBITCH? That's for me to know and you to speculate about. Anyway, I'll put in a 1000 word short for a $5 cert.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 09:52 |
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my friend took drugs at a musical festival once and woke me up at 4am to let me know someone had slashed the outer layer of the tent so they could pour liquid in allowing them to xray us while we were asleep
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 10:06 |
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So he hosed up trying to cut a hole in the tent to piss out of?
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 15:43 |
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H.H posted:That's for me to know and you to speculate about. i'd write jastiger fanfiction for free in fact i will do it now
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 16:40 |
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do it, i dare you.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 17:39 |
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H.H posted:do it, i dare you. want to get married?
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 17:40 |
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honestly my backup plan if the great deceivers sister couldn't be bought into slavery was to just try to arrange a fake marriage to get a green card
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 17:41 |
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P-Mack posted:lol you paid money for Spore I did. I bought into the hype of IT'S SIMCITY MEETS CIVILIZATION and had a huge boner until the first time I played it, then it was a huge letdown. Never have I been so disappointed in a game.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 18:54 |
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speaking of ^^ that my shameful confession is i paid 90 freakin dollars for the special edition of duke nukem forever.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 19:46 |
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H.H posted:do it, i dare you. Triggered
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 19:48 |
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Retail Slave posted:I did. I bought into the hype of IT'S SIMCITY MEETS CIVILIZATION and had a huge boner until the first time I played it, then it was a huge letdown. Never have I been so disappointed in a game. I enjoyed spore quite a bit and spent 20 dollars on the origin version of it after buying the original for full price no regrets
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 20:03 |
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Good Grief posted:want to get married? loving dare-snype outta nowhere. cool
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 20:23 |
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:11 |
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My confession is that my smoke detector went off at three am for no reason. The next morning I found a fake nail (that had been ripped off) on my welcome mat. I live around some not-great people but I'm struggling to connect these dots. Maybe I'm not paranoid enough.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 21:36 |
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Samuel L. ACKSYN posted:my shameful confession is i paid 90 freakin dollars for the special edition of mass effect 3
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 22:39 |
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quote:Just when I thought I could feel safe, the same car stopped outside my house, beeped twice, then drove away. Any time I let my guard down things like this seem to happen. Strange that people would want to harass me so much, I don't know what I ever did to deserve this! Try to imagine what it feels like to be followed around all the time, it's awful. I think it might have started when I got in some really intense arguments in Debate & Discussion ; perhaps a goon doxxed me?
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 22:54 |
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you wrote that one didnt you
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 23:00 |
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Jose posted:my friend took drugs at a musical festival once and woke me up at 4am to let me know someone had slashed the outer layer of the tent so they could pour liquid in allowing them to xray us while we were asleep He wasn't wrong? I mean, when you're zipped up in the hyperdome cocoon, light is a liquid! Also, just LotsOfLove if you think Unidentified Transcendental Entities aren't brainscanning the campgrounds at music festivals every night.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 23:01 |
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oh, so you caught my new meme i'm trying to spread? cool
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 23:12 |
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quote:The past couple of days I've been have dreams. They seem normal but some strange things happen in them, having trouble walking up stairs, being bitten by a shark, getting weird tattoos, and I wake up confused. I feel like they have actually happened. I feel like I'm losing my grip on reality.
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# ? Sep 18, 2016 23:50 |
Dream goon, that happens when alternate realities get too close to ours. Similar to ghost goon. Nothing to worry about.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 00:30 |
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LingcodKilla posted:So he hosed up trying to cut a hole in the tent to piss out of? If he was like any of the friends I went to music festivals with, the hole was for pissing into the tent. While the rest of us were sleeping, of course.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 01:06 |
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The Mentalizer posted:If he was like any of the friends I went to music festivals with, the hole was for pissing into the tent. While the rest of us were sleeping, of course.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 01:17 |
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The Mentalizer posted:If he was like any of the friends I went to music festivals with, the hole was for pissing into the tent. While the rest of us were sleeping, of course. Pissbitch 3: Piss harder
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 01:21 |
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The Mentalizer posted:If he was like any of the friends I went to music festivals with, the hole was for pissing into the tent. While the rest of us were sleeping, of course. The Pissbitch Cometh
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 01:32 |
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i actually did that too.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 01:34 |
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Did this inspire you to get beefy? To get real beefy?
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 01:39 |
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I can't wait for the fifth story in the franchise, Pi5sbitch
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:49 |
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Then a few years down the track, Pissbitch: Don't H8, Just Urin8
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:52 |
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The time-travel-centric ninth installment: A Pissbitch in Time Saves 9
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 03:53 |
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GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:Did this inspire you to get beefy? To get real beefy? Well it inspired me to piss in the backpack full of stuff that he'd left in the tent. So, maybe?
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 04:26 |
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Hedrigall posted:The time-travel-centric ninth installment: A Pissbitch in Time Saves 9 Pissbitch X: The beefy dimension
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 04:36 |
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loquacius posted:Wasn't there like a long bitstrip comic series that got posted on SA once about how gangstalking is real and a serious problem and no I'm not crazy shut up you're with them aren't you Targ the target. Utterly amazing: Engineer woman hits that stage of schizophrenia where she believes gangstalking is real, and unleashes a comic strip, during the making of which she is forced to take a leave of absence form her job for mental health reasons. She believes people at her work use tech to make dogs bark at her and that Someone breaks into her house to regularly empty out very trace amounts of her coffee creamer Got super sad after a while... first her chair gets torn up... because of "gang stalking." Then a pillow gets torn up... because of "gang stalking." Then her cat is murdered... because of "gang stalking." She calls the cops, who accuse her of murdering her own cat... because the cops are in on the "gang stalking." Then you go "hey, wait... maybe she killed her cat because it tore up her pillow and chair and tried to blame it on "gang stalking"" Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 05:30 on Sep 19, 2016 |
# ? Sep 19, 2016 05:25 |
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My confession is I once watched a lets play of system shock 2 because I was too scared to play it myself
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 19:31 |
Bitter Mushroom posted:My confession is I once watched a lets play of system shock 2 because I was too scared to play it myself i tried to play alien isolation at 10am and had to turn it off cos it was too traumatic
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 19:32 |
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quote:Predator goon here, I first didn't want to answer but I just wanted to say that it's easy to say "well, if you get into such a situation, just say nothing and demand a lawyer" and this is also right. But, these people are really good at their job. They make you think that it doesn't matter anyways, that they know everything and that coming clean and cooperating in any way you can is the best option for you and also just the right thing to do. They are nice to you as long as you say all the things they want to hear and goad you into it. Rarely anybody is really that bad of a person, most people actually want to do the right thing. Also when youre sitting there and are labeled a pedophile pretty much officially you feel very alone. You look for any kind of approval. In reality, youre just digging your hole deeper and deeper and they don't care. I know that now. quote:I masturbate daily, solely to hentai. Usually the weirder the better. I'll load up one video on my phone, jerk it in the bathroom, and be done within 10 minutes. I have 2-3 sites I really enjoy, which update weekly, and have some pretty wild and recent stuff out there.
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# ? Sep 19, 2016 22:18 |
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8-Bit Scholar posted:It's honestly very overrated, not sure why people lose their poo poo over it when there's perfectly great heroin. Because people can't lose their poo poo over perfectly great heroin?
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