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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

George posted:

chief dildo analyst

strategic dildo advisor

http://dendycrew.com/track/piss-admiral-dildo-captain

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Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

:agreed:

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe


get me out of this whack rear end computer prison

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

George posted:

chief dildo analyst

strategic dildo advisor

revolvo-dildometer tuner/calibrator fifth degree

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

abraham linkedin posted:



get me out of this whack rear end computer prison

i see your problem. there's a nerd in your computer

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Kenny Logins posted:

mmmmmonday morning motherfuckers

http://i.imgur.com/5z3UBXF.gifv
i really liked making candle holders from these back in crafts classes in middle school

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


lol

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

abraham linkedin posted:



get me out of this whack rear end computer prison

can it be explained in text instead of in a video?

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

prefect posted:

can it be explained in text instead of in a video?

Get me out of this whack rear end computer prison

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

abraham linkedin posted:



get me out of this whack rear end computer prison

tldr: coil resonant frequency

also this guy has an amazingly high pitched voice god drat

Panty Saluter
Jan 17, 2004

Making learning fun!

theflyingexecutive posted:

tldr: coil resonant frequency

also this guy has an amazingly high pitched voice god drat

teeny tiny canadien computre man

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ncS_FK8JWrw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRzEpk3ORZA

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
https://twitter.com/pattonoswalt/status/777766078264979456

atomicthumbs
Dec 26, 2010


We're in the business of extending man's senses.

DrPossum posted:

what was that one several panel picture with the bird and he's walking aorund and ?? !!! and then sees anothe rbirb and is like PORLBEM and then theres lots of birds i need it for a friend thanks







Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.


patton oswalt ownws

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx
back patio at EA tiburon

plaque says don't touch (i touched it many times...many times)

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

Robot Pride posted:

back patio at EA tiburon

plaque says don't touch (i touched it many times...many times)



do the sticks move

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

duTrieux. posted:

do the sticks move

nah, it's just cheap molded plastic poo poo

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx
a lot of anime watching goes down in this building and by "a lot" i mean everyone is watching anime because they give each person 4 monitors and a 40" TV with an EA cable package on their desks....every loving sports channel you can imagine and only one goddamn news channel (CNN)

anime

completely srs

Pile Of Garbage
May 28, 2007



Robot Pride posted:

nah, it's just cheap molded plastic poo poo


snap one off and sell on ebay

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag

Robot Pride posted:

back patio at EA tiburon

plaque says don't touch (i touched it many times...many times)



i used be an EA like you, but then i took a gently caress ALL OF YALLS to the knee

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

Dr. Honked posted:

i used be an EA like you, but then i took a gently caress ALL OF YALLS to the knee

were you at "the tibs?" no one else calls it that but i'm trying to start a trend

i left there earlier this year

there is a reason that EA was picked as one of the worst places to work for several years in a row. their infrastructure and team org is woahoahoahwat

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
i was also at EA, but at EARS.

i left in 2013, they have re-orged like 6-7 times in that time.

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

cheese-cube posted:

snap one off and sell on ebay

i don't work there anymore...i'm living the life of a ship without anchor working remote for a startup

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

yesssssssssss Thank you

epipen
Aug 11, 2014

nyoom

Dr. Honked
Jan 9, 2011

eat it you slaaaaaaag

Robot Pride posted:

were you at "the tibs?" no one else calls it that but i'm trying to start a trend

i've never been to the tibs, i was at red crow. quit exactly two years ago

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug
relevant post
http://deadspin.com/raiders-fan-knocks-out-raiders-fan-in-extremely-slow-fi-1786801000


i have a friend who started at the Tib in like January or something, i saw him at E3 and he's like "Yeah so i'm getting great experience but i am already trying to plan my next move, and it won't be at EA"

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx
i have never been to those other facilities but did spend a week at the campus in vancouver...that place is baller as hell

so many attractive women there that you feel like you are in some kind of wacky teenage movie from the 80's

now i'm back to working at a regular tech company with nothing but old, fat, white males and i often think back to working around girls but that's the only thing i miss

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

Beast of Bourbon posted:

relevant post
http://deadspin.com/raiders-fan-knocks-out-raiders-fan-in-extremely-slow-fi-1786801000


i have a friend who started at the Tib in like January or something, i saw him at E3 and he's like "Yeah so i'm getting great experience but i am already trying to plan my next move, and it won't be at EA"

yeah, i realized once i got there that getting EA on your linkedin for "belt notching" or w/e was a major theme/motivation

some younger guy i worked with there kind of came from nowhere and his head was spinning once he started from all the attention he was getting from the tech industry/recruiters on linkedin once he updated his poo poo

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

well, I'm sold on a move away from our current bone-bin system

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/say-does-your-city-need-catacombs-4868

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

NoneMoreNegative posted:

well, I'm sold on a move away from our current bone-bin system

http://www.clickhole.com/quiz/say-does-your-city-need-catacombs-4868

i like that the quiz has no button for grading your answers

Beast of Bourbon
Sep 25, 2013

Pillbug

Robot Pride posted:

yeah, i realized once i got there that getting EA on your linkedin for "belt notching" or w/e was a major theme/motivation

some younger guy i worked with there kind of came from nowhere and his head was spinning once he started from all the attention he was getting from the tech industry/recruiters on linkedin once he updated his poo poo

very much this, i was at a networking dinner at pax and sat next to a guy who wants to bring me in to talk about consulting them since they work with EA a lot. in fact i gotta leave for that lunch now.

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003

Radio Paranoia posted:

another day at the dildo factory



it's me it's u

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

sportin' some

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BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Kenny Logins posted:

mmmmmonday morning motherfuckers

http://i.imgur.com/5z3UBXF.gifv

I can't wait to get a lathe in my shop

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

Action Jacktion posted:



it's me it's u

they started out rough and natural

that fine sanding and polishing came with time....

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

lol Graph pls save for your next probation-giving reason

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012
Buglord

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vodkat
Jun 30, 2012



cannot legally be sold as vodka
thats pro av material right there

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