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akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

I don't like pornhub because all the top videos there involve some sort of weird incest fantasy.

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Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

akadajet posted:

I don't like pornhub because all the top videos there involve some sort of weird incest fantasy.

would that be a pornhub problem or a problem with the userbase that upvotes all that poo poo?

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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my phone's adblocker breaks the hell outta pornhub and i'm fine w/ that

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

my phone's adblocker breaks the hell outta pornhub and i'm fine w/ that

to be fair that might just be android

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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akadajet posted:

to be fair that might just be android

it's a timbphone tho and both safari and uc browser break it

epipen
Aug 11, 2014

nyoom

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-N_RZJUAQY4

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

*complex cognitive processes*

OOP      OvO

Necc0
Jun 30, 2005

by exmarx
Broken Cake

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

and yet they always show that same pic of the french lighthouse

really makes u think
?????

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

akadajet posted:

I don't like pornhub because all the top videos there involve some sort of weird incest fantasy.

theres an actually ok thread on this in gbs. But yeah everything is I GOT CREAMPIED by my NOT dad now.

its almost as though the erosion of the family structure has weird long tail effects like yaoi and incest porn

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Jonny 290 posted:

theres an actually ok thread on this in gbs. But yeah everything is I GOT CREAMPIED by my NOT dad now.

its almost as though the erosion of the family structure has weird long tail effects like yaoi and incest porn

it clearly says that it's her NOT dad and they leave it ambiguous as to whose living room it is sounds perfectly normal to me


H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

Pornography, in my favorite search engine's history?

it's more likely than you think.

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H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

i think partha had a stroke :ohdear:

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
one time i had to call ea's tech support for some bullshit and they gave me a free copy of mercenaries 2

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
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maniacdevnull posted:

i didnt realize quebec porn (pornographique quebecois) was even A Thing

i like to think that their special quebecois keyboards have a QUEBEC key that they just hit

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



SmokaDustbowl posted:

look at this stupid rear end in a top hat wearing a jacket in a studio for some reason

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kEwv8xOLUI0

With all the equipment in there they might just run it as a constant refrigerator

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

here's a funny story about working at EA and getting same kind of service from other dept

i'm doing infrastructure poo poo for NBA and FIFA and i need to get some internal certs for the servers that do all the microservices poo poo to stuff in these chef cookbooks or some poo poo and if you didn't know, EA is like way loving mondo-globo super poo poo corp so, of course, i have to submit an internal ticket to another dept that turns out is in mexico

about half a day passes when i get a message on the microsoft lync asking questions about the ticket in the most comical broken english. it was so funny that i thought someone was clowning me. nope, it was a legit employee that was trying to make certs by clicking some internally written cert making tool to get the cert and keys made

they got it wrong for two whole days and the chat transcript was amazing. other employees there couldn't believe and i now immensely regret not keeping it. my tech director wasn't fazed at all about it when i told him how broken this system was and that's when i knew i prob wasn't going to be staying at this org very long

Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

 

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KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Robot Pride posted:

i get a message on the microsoft lync



e: also adding that story to cautionary_process_tales.txt

Shaggar
Apr 26, 2006

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Roosevelt posted:

patton oswalt ownws

he's had a tough year.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Kenny Logins posted:

you might like this one... hypnotic in its way

http://www.wimp.com/laying-cinder-blocks-like-a-pro/

skilled craftsmen are always relaxing to watch imo



one amazing trick apollodorus of damascus doesn't want you to know!

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

KoRMaK posted:

e: also adding that story to cautionary_process_tales.txt

yeah, i meant to footnote that

lync is the standard in that place...windows everything. you can get a mac if your bosses really shakes some trees and jumps through hoops but loving lol at working in dev on linux servers and having to set up putty and putty keygen poo poo tools like some kind of loving kludgy shitfest

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003


owned for giving your money to EA and FIFA

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Action Jacktion posted:



it's me it's u

that's a real nice clear coat.

ew.

Chris Knight posted:

isn't that one of sagebrush's old avs?

all anime looks the same to me

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Robot Pride posted:

yeah, i meant to footnote that

lync is the standard in that place...windows everything. you can get a mac if your bosses really shakes some trees and jumps through hoops but loving lol at working in dev on linux servers and having to set up putty and putty keygen poo poo tools like some kind of loving kludgy shitfest

ya wat m8?


i run my dev env in a linux vm all week long.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
at motorola i had to keep all of our techs' SecureCRT installs happy, all the dozens of VBscripts, so they could telnet into some linux servers.

Tel loving net.

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

KoRMaK posted:

ya wat m8?


i run my dev env in a linux vm all week long.

i mean having to work in a completely linux infrastructure from a windows machine that has zero native tools for working with linux....it's dumb and annoying

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
lol at the crawl over there. Americans are all of a sudden super loving concerned about pretrial diversion and rehab and 'compassion' poo poo because it's white people who are being popped for opiates more than anybody else

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx
notice i have the one news channel in the cable package on because i was the only person in the building that didn't watch sportsball or anime or both

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

Jonny 290 posted:

lol at the crawl over there. Americans are all of a sudden super loving concerned about pretrial diversion and rehab and 'compassion' poo poo because it's white people who are being popped for opiates more than anybody else

donald goines comes to the suburbs:

"now we got a problem!"

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




sticklefifer posted:

Should've had Christian Slater accept the award on his behalf, while Rami Malek just stared at him confused.




e: even tho that would have been great i since have realized that it would have just been another opprotuinty for a definately white guy to take the stage. very conflicting

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Robot Pride posted:

i mean having to work in a completely linux infrastructure from a windows machine that has zero native tools for working with linux....it's dumb and annoying



same poo poo with my last job

"i want a mac"
"macs are only for developers"
"i want a linux workstation"
"m-muh endpoint protection software"

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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abraham linkedin posted:

same poo poo with my last job

"i want a mac"
"macs are only for developers"
"i want a linux workstation"
"m-muh endpoint protection software"

"No, macs are too expensive"

*buys me a $3800 Elitebook with a PLATTER DRIVE in 2013*

*platter drive dies 8 months later, as I knew it would, and I got a week vacation at Motorola while they reprovisioned*

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



In other news, here's some human music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4sI4aHTIzc

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duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

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