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Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Welcome back Furia :)

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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZzEzDkeHzI


(pretend i have the skills to replace the photos of the sweat hogs and mr. kotter with forums avs)

Furia

Munchables posted:

Welcome back Furia :)

thabk you, thank you. i just had an incredibly spicy burrito and ohhh boy, I shouldn't have asked for the most spicy sauce having never been to that place before never again

you just have to believe in yourself, there's a little skeleton inside of us all

Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless
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Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you


Piso Mojado posted:

I could deal with Inkscape but it randomly deletes objects I created every once in a while. infuriating...

i just had random crashes whenever I zoomed in, sometimes. Plus a lot of general wrestling with it to get it to do what I wanted. I like the auto-backup thing it has going on, that's up to the second so when it crashes a dozen times an hour you don't lose whatever work you managed to trick the program into doing

Pot Smoke Phoenix



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
I see Everdraed lurking, hello and thank you for all your awesome stuffs that you do!

Hello other lurkers and people that have come back from a hiatus I hope you had a great hiatus!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
Sig elements by Manifisto and Heather Papps
Sig File protected by SigLock. do NOT steal this sig!

Palisader

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

Eonwe posted:

two more days till vegas :3:

Ohohoh, have you gone to the Hatsune Miku concert yet or is this the trip???

Palisader

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE
Also instead of splurging I went and bought gas since we're apparently going through a shortage? The line for gas at Costco took me 30 minutes to get through at any rate

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec
Greetings, friends :wave:

The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Hector Beerlioz posted:

Greetings, friends :wave:

Glad to see you not probated, friend :)

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec

The Bananana posted:

Glad to see you not probated, friend :)

It's like that episode of Deep Space Nine where Sisko gets caught in the weird time think and Jake sees him periodically as he grows up and grows old....except it's me on the forums.

The Bananana

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Hector Beerlioz posted:

It's like that episode of Deep Space Nine where Sisko gets caught in the weird time think and Jake sees him periodically as he grows up and grows old....except it's me on the forums.

Yes, it's um...

exactly like that.

Yeah.

Cephalocidal

HP Lovecraft loved the gently caress out of some gambrel roofs and I finally Googled that poo poo just now and discovered that I live in a house with a gambrel roof and I feel like I should have somehow known to wait until October for the twist but now it's wasted.

Lastgirl


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
i had some anchovies and red pepper pizza and im stuffed





Manifisto


finally Googled "non-Euclidian angles" - the boarded-up room in my attic with all the child-sized bones now makes sense, shame it's not closer to Halloween


ty nesamdoom!

Manifisto


got around to running a search on "Shoggoth", surprised to see so many PornHub hits, would have expected more use of the "BBW" tag


ty nesamdoom!

Manifisto


Google Books version of the Necronomicon cut me off after page 12, now I'm just mildly irked


ty nesamdoom!

Cephalocidal

Manifisto posted:

got around to running a search on "Shoggoth", surprised to see so many PornHub hits, would have expected more use of the "BBW" tag

It's a separate category for s-rank fatties. Shoggoth-class is basically the same as Dreadnought-class minus the scooter.

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i watched the first episode of the current season of american horror story last night and the scene of sarah paulson chopping vegetables on a marble cutting board made me so angry

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

chopping cucumbers should not make a *tink* sound goddammit

Furia

Bo-Pepper posted:

chopping cucumbers should not make a *tink* sound goddammit

what do you mean? like she chopped and the cutting board made that sound?

you just have to believe in yourself, there's a little skeleton inside of us all

FactsAreUseless

The only sound should be the cucumbers screaming. I want to hear the pain. I want to hear the fear of the cucumbers yet to be chopped. I want the tomatoes to see.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Bo-Pepper posted:

i watched the first episode of the current season of american horror story last night and the scene of sarah paulson chopping vegetables on a marble cutting board made me so angry

This is why ryan murphy is a genius, i remember season 1 when the wife was washing her cast iron skillet, i couldn't help myself from screaming and looking away from the tv. Also the rolling pin dressed in the rubber gimp suit.

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Furia posted:

what do you mean? like she chopped and the cutting board made that sound?

yes she would slice through the cucumbers leading to a *tink* sound when the knife hit the marble i think there was even a slight scrape sound one time it was true horror

FluffieDuckie

If you want to make peps cry post your pics of inappropriately materialed cutting boards


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i was slicing through printer paper the other night and it was very soothing

Robot Made of Meat

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

yeah i'm having a hard time finding links now and it wasn't hard before. apparently it's not technically legal to use those links, adobe is saying that it was just for people who have a current licence and for whatever reason needed the older version of photoshop. or whatever.

e: they've redirected the old download page to their front page where they invite you to spend a lot of money on their products.

Not sure if this works, but it exists.

https://web.archive.org/web/20150312224342/https://helpx.adobe.com/creative-suite/kb/cs2-product-downloads.html


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

Business Gorillas

:harambe:



I'm really hungry but I'm going to eat a Cobb salad in one hour and 25 minutes

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY BIG COBB SALAD LOL

MrWillsauce

Bo-Pepper posted:

THAT SOUNDS LIKE A REALLY BIG COBB SALAD LOL



nvm no cake

here is the cutting board we use in our house




it's nothing fancy but it gets the job done :shrug:

Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you



well it's easy enough to get the files but apparently they're no longer offering them. it doesn't bother me because i already have them and I spend more money than I'm worth on a subscription but it's annoying that they offered them then yanked it

Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless
i cut everything on my rock hard abs

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Business Gorillas

:harambe:



Hogge Wild posted:

i cut everything on my rock hard abs

Can your rock hard abs chop up the necessary ingredients for a Cobb salad

MrWillsauce

I would use my abs as a cutting board but I don't want to dull my knives



Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

Business Gorillas posted:

Can your rock hard abs chop up the necessary ingredients for a Cobb salad

no, i use knife for cutting and my abs as the cutting board

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nvm no cake

MrWillsauce posted:

I would use my abs as a cutting board but I don't want to dull my knives

:popeye:

Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

MrWillsauce posted:

I would use my abs as a cutting board but I don't want to dull my knives

i use my buttocks for whetstones

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I found a funny gif

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