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drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry
I'm a bilingual human being who translates novels as a hobby and I've decided to do this one about video game level buffs from cumming on ladies.

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atelier morgan
Mar 11, 2003

super-scientific, ultra-gay

Lipstick Apathy

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm a bilingual human being who translates novels as a hobby and I've decided to do this one about video game level buffs from cumming on ladies.

if it makes you feel any better mechanical translations make it on novelupdates as well

i'm not sure if it does

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

drilldo squirt posted:

I'm a bilingual human being who translates novels as a hobby and I've decided to do this one about video game level buffs from cumming on ladies.

same

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004



:whitewater:

jwang
Mar 31, 2013
...Why, why do people with functioning brains do this? I think the translating community as a whole needs to step away from the male protagonist stories and cleanse themselves with female protagonist ones. The only objectionable things I can find for those is that the Chinese female protagonist stories have too many about female femme fatales being reborn. I think it's because it's guys writing strong female characters, and Chinese guys for the most part don't understand what a strong female is.

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


jwang posted:

...Why, why do people with functioning brains do this? I think the translating community as a whole needs to step away from the male protagonist stories and cleanse themselves with female protagonist ones. The only objectionable things I can find for those is that the Chinese female protagonist stories have too many about female femme fatales being reborn. I think it's because it's guys writing strong female characters, and Chinese guys for the most part don't understand what a strong female is.

Let's not go down this route. Generalizing about a race isn't a discussion that leads anywhere good, ever.

Meme Emulator
Oct 4, 2000

jwang posted:

...Why, why do people with functioning brains do this? I think the translating community as a whole needs to step away from the male protagonist stories and cleanse themselves with female protagonist ones. The only objectionable things I can find for those is that the Chinese female protagonist stories have too many about female femme fatales being reborn. I think it's because it's guys writing strong female characters, and Chinese guys for the most part don't understand what a strong female is.

I agree, the degenerate Chinese should no longer attempt to write stories without making sure what theyre writing is palatable to American tastes.

jwang
Mar 31, 2013
Actually, I AM Chinese, and I can understand why these stories are enjoyable, specifically the Xianxia ones. It's a combination of extolling the virtues of Chinese culture and power fantasy, perfect for the young adult male Chinese demographic. Good stories like My Disciples Died Again are the exception, not the norm. First thing that I see when I hit up Baidu for web novels? Xianxia. If I eliminate those, what do I find? City life, and not in the slice of life variety. It's the "mobsters everywhere, but it's okay" kind of thing, where the protagonist is some kind of Robin Wood or William Tell. Maybe throw in a bit of supernatural cultivation in for good measure. What if I eliminate all the ones target at the male end of the demographic? Lots of reincarnation stories, where X femme fatale ends up in the Ming/Tang/Song/Golden dynasty of choice and winds up being part of the noble elite. This is why I treasure gems like My Disciple so much, not only because it's good (or at least decent) writing, it's writing that breaks the mold of its contemporaries.

Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

Meme Emulator posted:

I agree, the degenerate Chinese should no longer attempt to write stories without making sure what theyre writing is palatable to American tastes.
Degenerate translators :eng101:

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Jackard posted:

Degenerate translators :eng101:

I miss haven and hearth, jackard, they ruined it.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

jwang posted:

...Why, why do people with functioning brains do this? I think the translating community as a whole needs to step away from the male protagonist stories and cleanse themselves with female protagonist ones. The only objectionable things I can find for those is that the Chinese female protagonist stories have too many about female femme fatales being reborn. I think it's because it's guys writing strong female characters, and Chinese guys for the most part don't understand what a strong female is.

yes, wholesome stories with female protagonists like this one: http://www.novelupdates.com/series/the-pseudo-kunoichi-from-another-world/

note: the female protagonist obtains a female slave and proceeds to molest her within the 4 chapters which have been released.

Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

Matoi Ryuko posted:

I miss haven and hearth, jackard, they ruined it.
Haha yea they sure did

sunken fleet
Apr 25, 2010

dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.
Fallen Rib
So I noticed BakaTsuki coughed up like 3 volumes of Rakuin no Monshou recently and I remember vaguely enjoying the first volume... two volumes? like a year or two ago christ time flies haha. Curious if any of you guys here read this or know if it's worth reading? Anime takes on classic literature are always kind of interesting but I dunno if it's worth slogging through six volumes. My recollection is vaguely positive and apparently someone felt it was appropriate to put out 3 volumes this month so?

FriggenJ
Oct 23, 2000
Okay, once more I have to loudly recommend Dungeon Defense. The writing is fantastic. And I can't help but like the MC, he's a murderous and damaged psychopath with a Humbert Humbert level of discourse/unreliable narrator going on. Watch as he forms unhealthy relationships with everyone in his demon-lord life while manipulating the world into a war that will kill millions.

How is this different than murderhobos you may ask? Because the author, the mc, and everyone around him KNOWS that under all the flowery speeches he's impossible to redeem. Plus you get amazing scenes like this:

quote:

I turned my body around and bowed. It was the location completely opposite of where Lapis Lazuli was. Of course, there was no one there. Thanks to the moonlight coming in from the window, I could just barely make out the shape of the floor.

No, since I could see a bit there wasn’t absolutely no one there. A gray cat was perched on the window sill and licking its paw. I bowed deeper to the cat.

“I apologize, Paimon! I apologize, followers of Paimon and to the supporters of Ivar Lodbrok! I have refuted and crushed these people who you all so love very much! They accused me for a crime that I did not commit, they raised their nose high just because they had an authority as big as a finger nail in this large universe of ours, and they were individuals that didn’t know how to respect others, but everyone must have loved these two dearly anyway. Ooh, the Goddesses will rain their rage down upon me! Oh, Erbus, oh, Nemesis, the most terrifying Goddesses! If, perhaps, you are all up there in the sky—if you are doing nothing and looking down at me from your seats—”

I looked upwards like a prophet who was receiving commandments directly from God. My body moved seriously and my voice rang splendidly. I looked as if I was receiving the award for the best leading actor of the year.

“I may be too educated and overflowing with refinement to properly believe in Goddesses, so I can not say with certainty that you all do exist up in the sky, but, if by some astronomical chance, you all are really up there—Goddesses! Do not forgive this piece of trash Dantalian who has ridiculed the leader of the greatest faction and the richest person in the demon world and smite me!”

“……”

“However, if I were to speak subjectively—albeit, I do think that this subjective opinion of mine is objectively the truth and have no doubt about it, in any case, as much as I need to be a bit modest while in front of the Goddesses, I shall speak subjectively out of pure courtesy— If you agree with my personal opinion that Paimon and Ivar Lodbrok are both terribly unlucky and are both rotten pork tripe that are on the boundary of becoming unrecyclable— then you damned Goddesses! Please do nothing, do absolutely nothing, and allow me to live my life as I please! Since I am 1000 times more competent than some Goddesses that sit around and piss all day!”


... (Some more atmospheric stuff cut)

I turned around and faced Lapis Lazuli. She was staring at me with her same as usual expressionless face. I lifted my index finger and pointed up towards the ceiling.

“Look at that. Nothing happened.

Edit: PS, please give it until the end of the first volume before judging the book. The first few chapters are a little shaky. By the end if you're not enjoying the adventures of captain Psychopath and his girl wonder Psycopathia then you probably won't like the following volumes.

FriggenJ fucked around with this message at 14:18 on Sep 19, 2016

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

jwang posted:

...Why, why do people with functioning brains do this? I think the translating community as a whole needs to step away from the male protagonist stories and cleanse themselves with female protagonist ones. The only objectionable things I can find for those is that the Chinese female protagonist stories have too many about female femme fatales being reborn. I think it's because it's guys writing strong female characters, and Chinese guys for the most part don't understand what a strong female is.
or because light novels are for mostly male nerds and people know their demographics/target audiences well enough to know that they like self-insert fiction about nerdy guys, or stories about sexy cool girls

sunken fleet
Apr 25, 2010

dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.
Fallen Rib
Well I mean that thing people are talking about at the top of the page is literal pornography, complaining about it is like going to PornHub and complaining about the state of American television. Though admittedly the not-porn light novels are only marginally better most of the time.

Annd since this thread is good for unsolicited recommendations I'd like to take a second to rave about The Girl Who Ate Death which is my favorite light novel I've read all year (apologies if it was brought up earlier when the translation was still ongoing in May) it's about war and shades of grey I guess? Not exactly treading new ground in fiction pointing out that the good guys are bad guys and the bad guys are good guys and mostly everyone fights wars legitimately convinced of their own righteousness but it's fairly well done I think. The story is tight and doesn't wander and meander the way a lot of web-novels do, felt the author had a story he wanted to tell, told it, and stopped when it was over - which is a bit of a rarity. There is some mildly interesting military tactics stuff, some vaguely supernatural magic stuff and Schera is a main character I couldn't help but root for throughout the whole story. All in all a really enjoyable experience to get out of a web-novel, really didn't expect to enjoy it as much as I did when I started reading. Fair warning though; Schera and company and pretty firmly on the 'bad guy' side of things, I was trying to find something cool to quote and most everything was either spoilers or Schera coming across like a bloodthirsty psychopath, which she is I guess? But it works in the context of the story I think.

Is there any sort of compilation of stuff the thread thinks highly of? The thread OP is a bit out of date and most recent discussion has been about Chinese stuff that I really don't generally care for (it sounds terrible but it's hard for me to get past the foreign names in Chinese and Korean stuff) but I've been on a webnovel binge lately because it's cheaper than my other hobbies. It's been a while since I found a really engrossing light novel though, it's a shame - maybe goons can help?

darkgray
Dec 20, 2005

My best pose facing the morning sun!

Sinking Ship posted:

Is there any sort of compilation of stuff the thread thinks highly of? (...) It's been a while since I found a really engrossing light novel though, it's a shame - maybe goons can help?

I have notoriously bad taste, so my personal favourites are probably of no use, but in case you didn't know, the author of The Girl Who Ate Death has a few other works as well:
http://www.novelupdates.com/series/the-girl-who-bore-the-flame-ring/ (48ch, completed)
http://www.novelupdates.com/series/yuusha-aruiwa-bakemono-to-yobareta-shoujo/ (39ch, completed)

Haven't read them myself yet, but might be worth checking out.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
imo, issth, disciple, and kumoko are the best translated works available right now. disciple and issth do drag on at times, but their high points make up for that.

jwang
Mar 31, 2013
If you like slice of life stuff, Middle Age Man's VRMMO Daily Life is a good alternative to OSO. Picking up a General to Plow the Fields is something new, and has really slow buildup, but from the raws I'm reading is pretty promising. Similarly, Release that Witch is a somewhat promising "bootstrap from medieval to industrial era" story that has a very interesting setting. It's suffering from character bloat, though I hope the author can tie everything off neatly.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
vrmmo ossan started out good, but then it turned out that he was a special snowflake that every npc worshipped like a god oh and btw the npcs are completely sentient ais (????)

darkgray
Dec 20, 2005

My best pose facing the morning sun!
In super duper great news, the author just tweeted that Kono Koi to, Sono Mirai has been uncancelled, er, if that's a word. It was originally going to be 6 volumes long, but right after vol 5 came out, the author tweeted bitterly that lovely sales had pushed the publisher into dumping the series. Lots of blogs and whatever brought it up angrily, and somehow it's had an effect, so now we'll be getting the sixth and final volume published on paper after all.

I always did find it extremely peculiar that they thought the light novel was a good medium for a transgender story, but oh well.

If anyone's curious, the author's earlier work (set in the same universe) is translated to some degree:
http://www.novelupdates.com/series/shinonome-yuuko-wa-tanpen-shousetsu-o-aishite-iru/

gwrtheyrn
Oct 21, 2010

AYYYE DEEEEE DUBBALYOO DA-NYAAAAAH!
I don't think I'm reading anything that I would really recommend aside from honzuki. There might be more, but I read a lot of garbage and can't keep track of all of it

sunken fleet
Apr 25, 2010

dreams of an unchanging future,
a today like yesterday,
a tomorrow like today.
Fallen Rib

darkgray posted:

I have notoriously bad taste, so my personal favourites are probably of no use, but in case you didn't know, the author of The Girl Who Ate Death has a few other works as well:
http://www.novelupdates.com/series/the-girl-who-bore-the-flame-ring/ (48ch, completed)
http://www.novelupdates.com/series/yuusha-aruiwa-bakemono-to-yobareta-shoujo/ (39ch, completed)

Haven't read them myself yet, but might be worth checking out.

Thanks for this I wasn't aware of those actually, will defiantly read. And thanks for the various recommendations guys, I'm reading blastron's kumoko right now. I read the MTL up to chapter 50 or something ages ago but the translation is worlds better now - it's cool!

E:

quote:

Then I leap! The centipede tenses up in fear, but it’s far too late! I spin it around and around, rolling it up in my silk, and then I go in for the kill! Chomp! Ahahaha! How do you like my new strategy, codenamed “look out, I’m right above you”?! I’d say it’s a pretty overwhelming success!

Spider story is too much fun to read :allears:

sunken fleet fucked around with this message at 03:51 on Sep 20, 2016

blastron
Dec 11, 2007

Don't doodle on it!


*cough cough* there's this really cool story called "Ascendance of a Bookworm" that some goon is translating and i think it's pretty good, albeit kinda slow, so check it out and maybe add it to the OP

http://www.novelupdates.com/series/ascendance-of-a-bookworm/

gwrtheyrn
Oct 21, 2010

AYYYE DEEEEE DUBBALYOO DA-NYAAAAAH!

blastron posted:

*cough cough* there's this really cool story called "Ascendance of a Bookworm" that some goon is translating and i think it's pretty good, albeit kinda slow, so check it out and maybe add it to the OP

http://www.novelupdates.com/series/ascendance-of-a-bookworm/

:whip:

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer
We really should just have someone make a new thread so we can have a better OP.

Adelheid
Mar 29, 2010

blastron posted:

*cough cough* there's this really cool story called "Ascendance of a Bookworm" that some goon is translating and i think it's pretty good, albeit kinda slow, so check it out and maybe add it to the OP

http://www.novelupdates.com/series/ascendance-of-a-bookworm/

idk that's being translated by the same person as this, i'm not sure i can trust it

Captain_duck
Dec 3, 2005

I swear nice bushes!
Speaking of Kumoko, he main story has finally catched up to the pre-war conference! http://raisingthedead.ninja/current-j-z/kumo-desu-ga-nani-ka/

That after a lot of slow chapters though, things are finally picking up a tad.

Also the retranslation by some nerd is getting pretty close to the pre-war conference: http://blastron01.tumblr.com/

Also the slime reincarnation which is found here nowadays: https://lionmaskrpt.wordpress.com/

almost had a fight that where he wasn't completely overpowered making it a first in the series But then he got a new powerup so its slaughter time again

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
wow, someone kept reading slime after the first huge asspull?

Annointed
Mar 2, 2013

Seriously after him getting basically a laser barrage and bringing everyone he lost back to life and have abilities that ensure that they'll never be killed, why did you continue? Like I admit I too liked the idea of him having way stronger people as his guards and the idea of him having to mature and learn to be a leader of a village, until the story blatantly displayed that any form of challenge or tension was tossed out the window because the author is scared of loss and adversity.

Annointed fucked around with this message at 07:21 on Sep 20, 2016

Desuwa
Jun 2, 2011

I'm telling my mommy. That pubbie doesn't do video games right!
Slime's problem was trying to have its cake and eat it too. It could have made him consistently overpowered and never had him meaningfully fail; honestly that's probably what most of us were expecting. Instead it teased being a real serious story for serious mature readers(tm) and copped out massively a few chapters later. It could have picked either side and would have still been readable instead it picked neither and was the fastest this thread has collectively dropped a story that didn't involve rape or slaves, which is something of an accomplishment.

Adelheid
Mar 29, 2010

darkgray posted:

Have you read all the one-shots?

I liked these two, at least:
http://www.novelupdates.com/series/mimizuku-to-yoru-no-ou/
http://www.novelupdates.com/series/ame-no-hi-no-iris/

Can't vouch for the translation, mind.

This was quite awhile ago, but I just got around to reading Mimizuku and the King of Night, and I liked it quite a bit. Translation was not perfect, but it's like... Although I did not completely like the writing, I did like the story. Thanks for the recommendation.

Ottumon
Dec 20, 2012
Wasn't the Door to Immortality supposed to appear only once every 10,000 years? What's it doing, appearing now in ISSTH?

DeafAsianQT
Aug 9, 2013

Ottumon posted:

Wasn't the Door to Immortality supposed to appear only once every 10,000 years? What's it doing, appearing now in ISSTH?

10,000 years per planet i thought

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
monty haul is a wn genre. i have never read a good one.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Ottumon posted:

Wasn't the Door to Immortality supposed to appear only once every 10,000 years? What's it doing, appearing now in ISSTH?

everyone uses the door to become immortal. however, once one person with immortal destiny has used it then everyone rich or fortunate enough to get a vine can follow along and also summon the door for the next 1000 years. after that 1000 years is over, the path to immortality is closed for the next 9000 years.

in a meta sense, that system is in place so that all of the chosen can progress along with meng hao. they were all held back until pill demon ascended. the newly revealed quasi-dao paragon thing also serves to explain why there are so few badasses around if they are all immortal. once they progress far enough they lose their longevity and get stuck before reaching the next stage of cultivation. so, the people with ambition and talent have mostly died off leaving only scrubs for meng hao to smack around.

Ottumon
Dec 20, 2012
Oh, okay. Reading comprehension is hard.

Captain_duck
Dec 3, 2005

I swear nice bushes!

Serious Frolicking posted:

wow, someone kept reading slime after the first huge asspull?

I have problems stopping series if i liked the beginning. I read all of bleach for example. :suicide:

FriggenJ
Oct 23, 2000

Captain_duck posted:

I have problems stopping series if i liked the beginning. I read all of bleach for example. :suicide:

Then let me tell you about this great series you should definitely start called Martial God Asura. It has this wonderful sane protagonist that respects everyone especially wome... HEY WHERE DID THIS OVERSIZED HOOK COME FROM? STOP PULLING ME OFFSTA....

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Jackard
Oct 28, 2007

We Have A Bow And We Wish To Use It

jwang posted:

If you like slice of life stuff, Middle Age Man's VRMMO Daily Life is a good alternative to OSO.
The manga gets pretty :jerkbag:, after the intro this dude just coasts effortlessly through the game solo and is admired by all

Jackard fucked around with this message at 17:43 on Sep 20, 2016

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