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Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
3Dswap is an even worse name than the Wii, are all Nintendo names porn innuendos?!?! What next, the Nintendo MuniiShot?!

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Phantasium
Dec 27, 2012

Can't wait to play Steel Diver on the Nintendo Muff.

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
bad name! 😂😂😂😂

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

These names all sound like penises. The controllers look like penises. My father's penis, specifically. I think it's inappropriate.

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

I am going to buy and play the Nintendo NX.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

FactsAreUseless posted:

These names all sound like penises. The controllers look like penises. My father's penis, specifically. I think it's inappropriate.

I think it's time to close the thread

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

The Nintendo Konkey Dong

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

The N-N-N-

[shaking and trembling]

the Ninten, haha, the Nin-

[unable to breathe]

the Nintendo

[gasping]

The Nintendo CUCK!

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

FactsAreUseless posted:

The N-N-N-

[shaking and trembling]

the Ninten, haha, the Nin-

[unable to breathe]

the Nintendo

[gasping]

The Nintendo CUCK!

anime

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




do u think it will have a d-pad

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
The NX will just be a d-pad.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

codenameFANGIO posted:

I am going to buy and play the Nintendo NX.

:eyepop:

sout
Apr 24, 2014

Finally, a spherical games console.

Natron
Aug 5, 2004

3DSwap.avi

VladimirLeninpest
Jun 23, 2005

gn gorilla
Fallen Rib
New fake thing from Twitter:

https://twitter.com/unheilig1980/status/778260623801155585



Allegedly from the secret retailer meeting in Germany.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Nintendo Xbox

No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE

VladimirLeninpest posted:

New fake thing from Twitter:



Allegedly from the secret retailer meeting in Germany.

Oh wow, they made a new controller for the Wii. :v:

sout
Apr 24, 2014

Why would you want the controls to be removeable anyway?

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


Have any pre-release leaks for new consoles ever turned out to be accurate?

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

sout posted:

Why would you want the controls to be removeable anyway?

portable two player game to use horizontally if you set it up on like a stand on a table or something, Or Maybe when you dock it with the TV the Controller portions come off and can be plugged into a more normal Controller Dock to use on the TV

No. 1 Callie Fan
Feb 17, 2011

This inkling is your FRIEND
She fights for LOVE
Now that I look at it, I have a hard time imagining those controllers to work. How are they supposed to be comfortable to use, especially with those shoulder buttons?

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
So will you have to buy multiple consoles for multiple players? Like 1 joystick and 4 face buttons with no pause button is not a thing that works lol

VladimirLeninpest
Jun 23, 2005

gn gorilla
Fallen Rib
Looks like it's from Maniac! Games magazine in Germany. Probably just a mock up. Oh well!

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



VladimirLeninpest posted:

New fake thing from Twitter:

https://twitter.com/unheilig1980/status/778260623801155585



Allegedly from the secret retailer meeting in Germany.

Not sure what those sticks are supposed to be, they don't seem to be raised but they don't look like circle pads either?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Kashuno posted:

So will you have to buy multiple consoles for multiple players? Like 1 joystick and 4 face buttons with no pause button is not a thing that works lol

presumably you'll be able to buy controllers separately. I mean, if it's a portable system they have to sell replacements for parts that come off and can get lost

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
New leaked image of the Nintendo NX L@@K

Blazing Zero
Sep 7, 2012

*sigh* sure. it's a weed joke
haha leaked. i get it

katkillad2
Aug 30, 2004

Awake and unreal, off to nowhere

VladimirLeninpest posted:

New fake thing from Twitter:

https://twitter.com/unheilig1980/status/778260623801155585



Allegedly from the secret retailer meeting in Germany.

No D-Pad, not real.

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax

VladimirLeninpest posted:

New fake thing from Twitter:

https://twitter.com/unheilig1980/status/778260623801155585



Allegedly from the secret retailer meeting in Germany.

Lol that's one of the GAF mock-ups from over of their ongoing NX threads a few weeks ago.

zolthorg
May 26, 2009

greatn posted:

Lol that's one of the GAF mock-ups from over of their ongoing NX threads a few weeks ago.

no you can tell its real because the controllers are held on by weird looking holes and magic!

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life
Exciting Lemon
I read that the NX will use micro optical media, essentially some-sized double-layer blurays. As you can tell from this pre-release image, they've been tossing around this idea for decades

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life
Exciting Lemon
The NX is also to be called the Nintendo Slammer incidentally.

Bass Bottles
Jan 14, 2006

BOSS BATTLES DID NOTHING WRONG
I'll throw YOU in the slammer for spreading falsehoods and lies about Nintendo!!

Super No Vacancy
Jul 26, 2012

Rexroom posted:

Now that I look at it, I have a hard time imagining those controllers to work. How are they supposed to be comfortable to use, especially with those shoulder buttons?

the controllers looking stupid and uncomfortable is a point for its authenticity, not against

bloodychill
May 8, 2004

And if the world
should end tonight,
I had a crazy, classic life
Exciting Lemon

Bass Bottles posted:

I'll throw YOU in the slammer for spreading falsehoods and lies about Nintendo!!

Screw off, I found the final piece of the evidence to support this, an updated version of that infamous slide for the upcoming NoE retail conference

zolthorg
May 26, 2009

Super No Vacancy posted:

the controllers looking stupid and uncomfortable is a point for its authenticity, not against

like, i thought the triggers on the wii u gamepad were trash but i fully expect this device to have the same garbage triggers as every handheld since the gba that always break within year 1 for me.
my only solstice is all this stuff about the handheld 'docking' into the console, making it impossible to use the terrible triggers on the portable and maybe i'll be able to buy an expensive bundle that comes with a wii u gamepad again

im cute
Sep 21, 2009

3Dswap.avi

zolthorg
May 26, 2009

paco650 posted:

3Dswap.avi

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
What new memes will arise from the nx?

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PS1 Hagrid
Sep 17, 2007

Nintendo finally gets the hang of online interactions. The NX will stream procedurally generated memes to the end user based on a subscription model.

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