Simian_Prime posted:

You forgot the other Brooke archetype: Obtuse Weirdo in Glasses who Claims to Be an Alien

MariusLecter posted:

He's gently caress that dog.

SomeMathGuy posted:

Pearls Before Swine

Wanamingo posted:

This joke only works if it's written. Get your poo poo together, Pastis.

quote:

Nancy

SomeMathGuy posted:

Pearls Before Swine

Some Guy TT posted:

...But even Pastis' terrible puns are better than this. What the hell is this. Yes, literally, I know it's a Muppets reference, but who exactly is this supposed to appeal to? There isn't even anything remotely resembling a joke here.

Julet Esqu posted:

"HEY, DID YOU GUYS KNOW I WORKED ON MUPPET BABIES? BECAUSE I DID. I WORKED THE HECK OUT OF ON MUPPET BABIES." -Guy Gilchrist

Tiggum posted:

Ziggy

Wanamingo posted:

Nancy

CaptainCaveman posted:

Wow. Even aside from the comic just being "hey, muppets", is that Camilla's head on a plate?

Strontium posted:

Take It From the Tinkersons

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

Adam Ames

quote:

Ella Cinders

Zanzibar Ham posted:

Woah wait, a Tinkerson being nice and helpful? Stop the presses!

Trent posted:

False alarm

He's just looking for an excuse to escape from his lovely job. He will gently caress up the shopping trip and only buy a full case of bacon flavored chewing gum and a baguette (to stick out the top of a paper bag since he lives in a comic strip)

Some Guy TT posted:

At least it's not miscegenation. I'm so sick of these bleeding hearts trying to normalize the abomination of dog/rabbit marriage. I should write a letter to the editor in protest.

Julet Esqu posted:

Luann

quote:

Well, the right-hand outfit is something Luann might wear at her own wedding, and Pru might wear some leather stuff like Bettie Page, who she resembles.
^
For any newcomers who think that I’m just dreaming up a prurient possibility out of thin air, please note that just last fall, Pru explicitly disclosed to Luann and Bernice that she’s a lesbian. That was just at the time of Luann’s breakup with Quill, and Luann hasn’t since showed much interest in finding another guy. She did, however, become very enamored with Pru, even if in just a platonic sense as the “big sister she never had”. Shortly after that, Luann and Bernice went to New York and met some of Pru’s friends – mostly gay.
^
The Evanses may never take it beyond this, but I felt it was a deliberate tease about possibilities. Who knows?

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Mikeyj said, 1 day ago
Pru needs to get a grease pencil, and draw herself some eyebrows, she always looks surprised :p

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IamJayBluE said, 1 day ago
“A Sketchy Person”
“Is There A Draft In Here?”
“Crackers For Dia-grams”
“Picture This”
“Figures!”
“Journey Out Of The Center Of The Earth”
“Attention Surplus”
“Where To Draw The Line”
“Indecent Proposal”
“Risque Management”
“Bride? What Bride?”
“Your Outline Is Out -Of -Line”
“Material Wtness”
“When It Rains Ideas, It Portraits Itself!”
or
“Roughing It’

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Mordock999 GoComics PRO Member said, 1 day ago
@seismic-2
“Will Toni have any other bridemaids?”
_____________________________________
And will Toni have a Maid of Honor?
More Importantly, Will Les ‘Needle-Nose’ Knox be Handling Security??

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Mordock999 GoComics PRO Member said, about 24 hours ago
Prudence – “Luann, I had NO Idea that You Knew How to Sew!”
Luann – “I Don’t. But I KNOW Someone who DOES! My Old and Lately Neglected Pal, Gunther! I’ll Just Seductively Saunter Up to Him Whilst Cooing Sweetly: ‘Oh Gunthie? Can You do me a big, Big, Favor?’ I’ll then squeeze His bicep with a, ‘Oooooo, MUSCLE!’ then hand Him My Dress Design as I bury My Head into His Sunken Chest while saying: ‘Can You make THIS for Me Pretty Please???’ And after He Predictably Agrees, I’ll Gush, Declare Him to be a ‘Sweetie,’ and Give Him a Very Passionate Kiss!”
“….., And After He Finishes, I’ll Promptly DUMP Him…..,”

Some Guy TT posted:

It's All Right Chief Dharma

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean

Alterian posted:

Why would they need a research assistant on a movie that has enough footage and information out there that someone could piece the plot together based on it?

Alterian posted:

Why would they need a research assistant on a movie that has enough footage and information out there that someone could piece the plot together based on it?

EasyEW posted:

Funky Winkerbean

Zanzibar Ham posted:

Rip Haywire

Aardmania posted:

Heathcliff

EasyEW posted:

Crankshaft

Manuel Calavera posted:

Foob

ChickenOfTomorrow posted:

Ella Cinders

Wanamingo posted:

Nancy

Tiggum posted:

Kliban

Johnny Walker posted:

Secret Agent X-9

Esplanade posted:

Johnny Walker posted:

Ces posted this on facebook.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHY_bYdkL8Q

Mordock999 GoComics PRO Member posted:

Prudence – “Luann, I had NO Idea that You Knew How to Sew!”
Luann – “I Don’t. But I KNOW Someone who DOES! My Old and Lately Neglected Pal, Gunther! I’ll Just Seductively Saunter Up to Him Whilst Cooing Sweetly: ‘Oh Gunthie? Can You do me a big, Big, Favor?’ I’ll then squeeze His bicep with a, ‘Oooooo, MUSCLE!’ then hand Him My Dress Design as I bury My Head into His Sunken Chest while saying: ‘Can You make THIS for Me Pretty Please???’ And after He Predictably Agrees, I’ll Gush, Declare Him to be a ‘Sweetie,’ and Give Him a Very Passionate Kiss!”
“….., And After He Finishes, I’ll Promptly DUMP Him…..,”