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Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
Pluto's revenge

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Uthor posted:

This is the moon you share a road with. Follow the link for video.
https://twitter.com/XHNews/status/775984694785630208/video/1



Prisoner remake looking good! :thumbsup:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I6Ffr1U7KMY

photomikey
Dec 30, 2012
A giant thing attacking people would not be funny.

Except in China.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Uthor posted:

This is the moon you share a road with. Follow the link for video.
https://twitter.com/XHNews/status/775984694785630208/video/1



When the moon hits your ride
Cuz some ropes came untied
That's amore

BOOTY-ADE fucked around with this message at 23:13 on Sep 18, 2016

Cached Money
Apr 11, 2010

These are the people you share the ring with:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u48jzFrCGEA

RillAkBea
Oct 11, 2008

Cached Money posted:

These are the people you share the ring with:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u48jzFrCGEA

That was a seriously high correlation between BMW drivers and ignoring warning flags.

I know the flag wasn't out for the first guy but he definitely lived up to the image when he ripped his own wheel off and littered the track with suspension nuggets while attempting to drive away with dignity.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
What's up with the maroon one? It looked like he had the slide but then... target fixation right into the barrier?

Deeters
Aug 21, 2007


Saw this at a drive thru:

solarNativity
Nov 11, 2012

Cached Money posted:

These are the people you share the ring with:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u48jzFrCGEA

1:00 - Wow, not sure you're driving away from that one.

BDA
Dec 10, 2007

Extremely grim and evil.

Cached Money posted:

These are the people you share the ring with:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u48jzFrCGEA

That guy in the blue shirt had a loving death wish.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Isn't rule number one at any race track "don't exit your car until track safety crews give you clearance?"

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
Yeah. The exception being if your car is on fire.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
In any case, standing on the track, and not, at least, behind the barrier is pretty spectacularly stupid.

Anyway, from a video on the same channel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM8ray8nBzY&t=521s

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Cached Money posted:

These are the people you share the ring with:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u48jzFrCGEA

What do you reckon will happen with that BMW at the end?

"Dear leasing company, my car was safely parked in a country lane (with no cameras about) and it was hit by a mysterious car that disappeared into the night"

RillAkBea
Oct 11, 2008

Here's another good Nordschleife fail reel, including our new favorite corner claiming a few more bumpers for the bumper god.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVf9pE-9mHo

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

spog posted:

What do you reckon will happen with that BMW at the end?

"Dear leasing company, my car was safely parked in a country lane (with no cameras about) and it was hit by a mysterious car that disappeared into the night"

I would expect a gps log is standard equipment for any car sold/rented/leased within 400 mikes of the ring.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



xzzy posted:

I would expect a gps log is standard equipment for any car sold/rented/leased within 400 mikes of the ring.

I've never heard of any leasing company checking gps logs.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe
They do one of two things. They generate a report for their own insurance purposes or whatever, or they let you tow your car away from the 'ring so you can claim it happened on some country road.

If it was the US and your insurance company found a video of your wreck you'd have some problems, like what happened to the driver of this Skyline GTR back in 2009. There is a mountain road known as GMR in Los Angeles, short for Glendora Mountain Road. Races there every night, no cellular service, and wrecks at least every other night. Spectacular ones, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXKUd8oCKSQ

This guy wrecks at 2:00 after chasing an Evo, and he claimed the car was stolen. The insurance company found this video and the guy was sued.

nm
Jan 28, 2008

"I saw Minos the Space Judge holding a golden sceptre and passing sentence upon the Martians. There he presided, and around him the noble Space Prosecutors sought the firm justice of space law."

Elsa posted:

They do one of two things. They generate a report for their own insurance purposes or whatever, or they let you tow your car away from the 'ring so you can claim it happened on some country road.

If it was the US and your insurance company found a video of your wreck you'd have some problems, like what happened to the driver of this Skyline GTR back in 2009. There is a mountain road known as GMR in Los Angeles, short for Glendora Mountain Road. Races there every night, no cellular service, and wrecks at least every other night. Spectacular ones, too.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXKUd8oCKSQ

This guy wrecks at 2:00 after chasing an Evo, and he claimed the car was stolen. The insurance company found this video and the guy was sued.

That's such a dumb thing to lie about too. They'd have covered him (he was on a public road) without the fraud. Yeah, his insurance would have gone up a bit, but now he's gently caress and possibly criminally charged.

Anagram of GINGER
Oct 3, 2014

by Smythe

nm posted:

That's such a dumb thing to lie about too. They'd have covered him (he was on a public road) without the fraud. Yeah, his insurance would have gone up a bit, but now he's gently caress and possibly criminally charged.

I forgot to mention there were other reasons like not wanting to get cut off by the parental units.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

mobby_6kl posted:

Anyway, from a video on the same channel:



Nothing weird about that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KiC03_wVjc

jamal
Apr 15, 2003

I'll set the building on fire
There was a guy who totalled his new M3 at ACS and then claimed it happened on the angles crest. Didn't work out very well for him:

http://www.presstelegram.com/general-news/20151208/lakewood-man-suspected-of-crashing-car-on-racetrack-then-lying-to-insurer

Funzo
Dec 6, 2002



Heavy fog all the way in to work today, and I take back roads/county highways. So many cars with no lights on at all, or just with their parking lights on. There were a few times I had to turn on to a 55mpg limit road and just hoped I wasn't about to die due to getting t-boned by some chucklehead in a ghost car.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Just got home from a short ride on my motorcycle. Last leg of the highway home, right before my exit maybe two miles, I'm coming up the far left lane doing maybe 80 and there's a Toyota Avalon doing the speed limit ahead. I flick my high beams twice as a "hey can I get by here," he had plenty of space to move over (There was a car I was passing in the middle lane, but as far up as he was it was clear) but instead he waits until I get closer... and stands on his brakes and flips me off. Closer being another four or five seconds back with two open lanes to the right, so I just go around him, but still.

Still.

What a jagoff.

Full Collapse
Dec 4, 2002

Some people take it very personal when you ask them to move over.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.
ViHart almost got hit by a car, decided to do a helpful math video about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pI62ANEGK6Q

Macichne Leainig
Jul 26, 2012

by VG

PCOS Bill posted:

Just got home from a short ride on my motorcycle. Last leg of the highway home, right before my exit maybe two miles, I'm coming up the far left lane doing maybe 80 and there's a Toyota Avalon doing the speed limit ahead. I flick my high beams twice as a "hey can I get by here," he had plenty of space to move over (There was a car I was passing in the middle lane, but as far up as he was it was clear) but instead he waits until I get closer... and stands on his brakes and flips me off. Closer being another four or five seconds back with two open lanes to the right, so I just go around him, but still.

Still.

What a jagoff.

Chances are he probably doesn't know or give a poo poo about the whole "keep left except to pass" thing, I wouldn't get bent out of shape about idiots being idiots.

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

Goddamn I wish I had a casual road course in my backyard to drive vans on for fun.

xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

Minto Took posted:

Some people take it very personal when you ask them to move over.

Road culture in the US states that any kind of signal, be it horn or high beams, is an aggressive insult. That's not hard and fast in all areas, like horns in NYC are completely meaningless, but in general any kind of signal is equivalent to flipping someone off.

Compare to someplace like the autobahn where flashing headlights is a useful warning that something really fast is coming up behind you. Slow car moves over, fast car blows by, no one's offended.

It really comes down to the same point as always: driver education in the US is loving garbage.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

xzzy posted:

driver education in the US

lol education.

Every day on my commute to work I count cars that should be using a turning signal vs cars that are using their turn signals. The ratio is usually 40/60.
Now that the day light hours are getting fewer again, I'll be expecting to see lots of drivers without lights on in the dark.

Potential bias disclaimer: I got two driver's licenses (small motorcycles & cars) in Germany and a standard DL with an expired motorcycle endorsement here in the US. The 'education' involved in getting those licenses in the US is trivial in comparison. It's mind-blowing that I don't see more idiots dying every day.

TotalLossBrain fucked around with this message at 06:09 on Sep 21, 2016

The Locator
Sep 12, 2004

Out here, everything hurts.





Need to figure out who at ATT to send this link to so they can see how much attention their employee pays to driving in the neighborhood...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FJHqHOq8wvI

Edit: Sent it to their Facebook account. Few things tick me off more than drivers that ignore school-zones and/or stopped school buses.

The Locator fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Sep 21, 2016

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

xzzy posted:

Road culture in the US states that any kind of signal, be it horn or high beams, is an aggressive insult. That's not hard and fast in all areas, like horns in NYC are completely meaningless, but in general any kind of signal is equivalent to flipping someone off.

Compare to someplace like the autobahn where flashing headlights is a useful warning that something really fast is coming up behind you. Slow car moves over, fast car blows by, no one's offended.

It really comes down to the same point as always: driver education in the US is loving garbage.

It’s a self‐reinforcing thing. Everyone knows that that’s how flashing headlights is perceived, so only dickheads flash headlights.

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

xzzy posted:

Compare to someplace like the autobahn where flashing headlights is a useful warning that something really fast is coming up behind you. Slow car moves over, fast car blows by, no one's offended.
In my (driving in Germany for 20 years) experience the flashing headlights are a) only used by complete assholes b) definitely used in an aggressive manner c) understood as such.

Cars still move over, mind you.

Tank Boy Ken
Aug 24, 2012
J4G for life
Fallen Rib

wayfinder posted:

In my (driving in Germany for 20 years) experience the flashing headlights are a) only used by complete assholes b) definitely used in an aggressive manner c) understood as such.

Cars still move over, mind you.

It depends wether you use them at 2000m to signal you're going 300+ kph, or using them at 2m to signal you're an rear end in a top hat. I really prefer if fast cars signal their coming.

Murphys Law
Nov 1, 2005
I wonder how many of these people we're sharing the road with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_krwMQfVOl0


Stanley Roberts posted:

Stanley Roberts is with Campbell Police as they talk to a driver who admits crossing his fingers every time he hits the road due to vision problems. The Officers were part of the Santa Clara County Joint Traffic Enforcement Task Force

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Minto Took posted:

Some people take it very personal when you ask them to move over.

Some people ask me to move over in bumper to bumper traffic where all lanes are moving the same 15 mph. gently caress them.

sleepy.eyes
Sep 14, 2007

Like a pig in a chute.
My friend gets annoyed when people refuse to stay to the right on normal city streets, which I find funny. That's highway rule, and you don't even follow it dude.

e: You're right, its the law in FL too, highway or no. Huh.

sleepy.eyes fucked around with this message at 16:47 on Sep 21, 2016

kastein
Aug 31, 2011

Moderator at http://www.ridgelineownersclub.com/forums/and soon to be mod of AI. MAKE AI GREAT AGAIN. Motronic for VP.
AFAIK it actually applies to any multi lane road, at least in my state. On surface streets people seem to mostly ignore it though and really who cares at that point, the limit's like 35 or something.

Also I witnessed a miracle this morning, a state police officer on i495 pulled over an oblivious octogenarian who had been blocking the left lane with a dozen people stacked up behind them. He had to bully his way through them all to get to the troublemaker and I figured he'd just push them over with his lights too and then keep on cruising at 90-110 like they all do... but I was wrong.

Full Collapse
Dec 4, 2002

FogHelmut posted:

Some people ask me to move over in bumper to bumper traffic where all lanes are moving the same 15 mph. gently caress them.

I never understood that either.

One thing that irks me the most is people cutting over at the exit. Not a 1/4 mile from the exit like if a person didn't know the area, but right where the exit branches off the highway. Yes, there was a line and you're not some special snowflake.

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xzzy
Mar 5, 2009

I've started noticing a new trend when there's two left turn lanes where people on the outside lane will cut across to the inside lane midway through the turn.

Everyone making a left turn always drifts to the rightmost lane these days, it's a stupid choice but it happens one trillion times a day so it's worthless to argue about. But starting wide and turning into the left lane? What the gently caress people?

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