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Smythe posted:i, too, want my immobile desktop computer to have the same thermal and power restrictions of a 9mm thick cell phone that has to last all day on battery. suits my needs. (?????) Linguica fucked around with this message at 06:50 on Sep 20, 2016 |
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Sagebrush posted:me, 10 years ago: "holy goddamn, imagine if i had a 2ghz processor and 4 gigs of ram in my palmpilot instead of in this big old desktop. i'd never need another computer again!" at this point it's mostly an interface thing, not a processing power thing you can run microsoft office on your phone if you really want to but it takes forever to do anything with it
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Sep 20, 2016 07:06
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computer parts posted:at this point it's mostly an interface thing, not a processing power thing not really dude. my big rear end computer is a billion times faster than my phones, while the specs are ostensibly similar. probs kuz my big rear end rig can jack a bajillion watts out of the wall and pump out over 9000 btus of epic heats to render mah drat vids and headshot blood sprites
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Sep 20, 2016 07:21
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Elder Postsman posted:your wait is over is it a pad? is it a phone?
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Sep 20, 2016 07:33
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mobile megaherz and cores are not "real"
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Sep 20, 2016 07:36
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spankmeister posted:mobile megaherz and cores are not "real" you could call it a megahertz myth
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Sep 20, 2016 08:24
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The 500MHz Power Macintosh G4 is more than 50% faster than the Intel Pentium 4 in common computing tasks1 1Photoshop 10-pixel Gaussian blur, 2048x2048 image
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Sep 20, 2016 08:29
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Sep 20, 2016 08:30
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no sillies we'll borrow computational power from the cloud. phone will stream only
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Sep 20, 2016 08:37
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Endless Mike posted:not from this distance your honor
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Sep 20, 2016 09:44
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Sinjang posted:no sillies we'll borrow computational power from the cloud. phone will stream only borrow? i hope you mean BUY ORACLE END-USER COMPUTING UNITS
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Sep 20, 2016 10:35
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Sagebrush posted:we should stop calling them smartphones beep boop
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Sep 20, 2016 13:36
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Endless Mike posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiKyYI7PlUA
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Sep 20, 2016 13:52
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the htc pixel phone costs as much as an iphone and comes preinstalled with htc sense
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Sep 20, 2016 13:55
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Endless Mike posted:the htc pixel phone costs as much as an iphone and comes preinstalled with htc sense where'd you hear that last bit
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Sep 20, 2016 18:11
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Linguica posted:I unironically cannot wait until we really just all have pocket computers that we can choose to use in desktop computer mode by placing it on a special sensor pad or something nearly every fantasy techno thing people come up with reduces down to "invent an infinite battery that doesn't explode, all else follows"
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Sep 20, 2016 19:26
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atomicthumbs posted:where'd you hear that last bit
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Sep 20, 2016 19:42
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google pixel lol 
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Sep 20, 2016 20:25
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Wild EEPROM posted:is it a pad? is it a phone? its nightmare fuel
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Sep 20, 2016 20:36
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Endless Mike posted:it's an htc it's a nexus-thing. i really doubt google would sell a google-branded phone with htc sense on it.
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Sep 20, 2016 20:49
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you're right. they would use touchwiz since that is what people actually buy
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Sep 20, 2016 21:01
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i like this
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Endless Mike posted:you're right. they would use touchwiz since that is what people actually settle for when they can't afford an iPhone ftfy
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LeftistMuslimObama posted:i like this hope you like snapdragon 400/mediatek helio p10 then (i do like the black. very Deus Ex: HR)
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Sep 21, 2016 07:09
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google allo is out and it's not as good hangouts and still doesn't get google to where literally everyone wants them: a straight clone of imessage
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Sep 21, 2016 16:00
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it's called allo because it's populated by allphones: people who would rather be communicating by some means other than the one they're using e: oh i guess that's a canadianism oh well 
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How SMS works. "If they’re on an iPhone, they’ll receive an SMS with your name, the contents of your message, and a link to download the app. They can then download it or — if they want — just reply via SMS. Google has set up a full SMS relay so that your recalcitrant friends can avoid installing it at all if they don't want to. If they’re on an Android phone, something new and intriguing happens. Google is calling it an "app preview notification," and basically it shoots a notification directly to your Android device instead of going through SMS. Your friend will get a notification that looks and acts almost as if they had the app installed in the first place, message content and all. It means they won’t incur any SMS fees, either. Your recipient can reply within the notification, or tap on it to install the app." http://www.theverge.com/2016/9/21/12996170/google-allo-review-assistant-messaging-chat-app
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it's also locked to exactly one device. it's like blackberry messenger all over again! https://twitter.com/RonAmadeo/status/778470188156981254 
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Sep 21, 2016 17:18
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once again google strives to make a knockoff iMessage clone, and proceeds to fail spectacularly
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Sep 21, 2016 17:23
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but does it like how?
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Sep 21, 2016 17:26
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Endless Mike posted:it's also locked to exactly one device. it's like blackberry messenger all over again! why on earth did they decide to do this
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Sep 21, 2016 17:27
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they also didn't bother to support tablets https://twitter.com/RonAmadeo/status/778473252691726336
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Sep 21, 2016 17:31
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Endless Mike posted:they also didn't bother to support tablets of course they didn't nobody uses android tablets that actually explains the lack of multi-device support; the devs literally forgot that android tablets are a thing
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Sep 21, 2016 17:36
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Endless Mike posted:they also didn't bother to support tablets
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Sep 21, 2016 17:41
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terrible
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Sep 21, 2016 17:46
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ummm where is the option to send with lasers this is 2016 ffs
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poty posted:ummm where is the option to send with lasers this is 2016 ffs a laser is a highly focused thing android development not so much
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Endless Mike posted:it's also locked to exactly one device. it's like blackberry messenger all over again! what the gently caress kind of idiot would implement it this way?
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Endless Mike posted:they also didn't bother to support tablets 
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The Management posted:what the gently caress kind of idiot would implement it this way? i could kind of understand it if everything was encrypted end-to-end with no option to store the encrypted conversations anywhere but locally, but they're not end-to-end and are stored forever on google servers by default (since you can't use the google assistant with it on)
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