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Fireant
Sep 13, 2003

Information Gatherer
https://twitter.com/Noahfromfuture/status/776881539170828290

The Nintendo 3DO CONFIRMED, my childhood dreams of 1993 are here!

COSTS: $699
LAUNCH TITLES: Jurassic Park Interactive

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Polio Vax Scene
Apr 5, 2009



On the NX you will be able to download the freshest new (and remakes of classic) memes from the Nintendo Meme-store

InFlames235
Jan 13, 2004

LIKE THE WAVES IN THE OCEAN I WILL DIG IN YOUR FAT AND SEARCH FOR YOUR CLITORIS, BUT I WON'T SLAM WHALE
I'm gonna go create a fake twitter and use a couple photoshopped pictures to make everyone believe I know wtf I'm talking about and have insider NX info.

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

nintendo has historically taken an anti-meme stance in their nintendo store

zolthorg
May 26, 2009

InFlames235 posted:

I'm gonna go create a fake twitter and use a couple photoshopped pictures to make everyone believe I know wtf I'm talking about and have insider NX info.

its pictures of a 12 year old's clipart and computer tower, you don't even need to waste time downloading photoshop

oddium
Feb 21, 2006

end of the 4.5 tatami age

nobody will have to waste time downloading photoshop, once Art Acadamy NX hits

Al-Saqr
Nov 11, 2007

One Day I Will Return To Your Side.
The NX is a photo of who really assassinated JFK.

zolthorg
May 26, 2009

is the nx portable going to use the n3ds cover plates or a similar product? That's a question we should be asking.

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

oddium posted:

nintendo has historically taken an anti-meme stance in their nintendo store

https://twitter.com/NintendoAmerica/status/436545822461657088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

When dancing... lost in techno trance. Arms flailing, gawky Bez. Then find you snagged on frowns, and slowly dawns... you're jazzing to the bleep tone of a life support machine, that marks the steady fading of your day old baby daughter. And when midnight sirens lead to blue-flash road-mash. Stretchers, covered heads, and slippy red macadam, and find you creeping 'neath the blankets, to snuggle close a mangle bird, hoping soon you too will be freezer drawered. Then welcome... mmm... ooh, chemotherapy wig, welcome. Nintendo NX!

Boten Anna
Feb 22, 2010

please announce the nx nintendo, people are dying

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


if the NX is world peace, i'm not gonna lie, feel kind of underwhelmed

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Fireant posted:

https://twitter.com/Noahfromfuture/status/776881539170828290

The Nintendo 3DO CONFIRMED, my childhood dreams of 1993 are here!

COSTS: $699
LAUNCH TITLES: Jurassic Park Interactive

Star Fox Zero 2: Where'd you learn to fly? edition

Wayne Knight
May 11, 2006

BillmasterCozb posted:

Star Fox Zero 2: Where'd you learn to fly? edition

Cybermorph was on the Jaguar, not 3DO

Raserys
Aug 22, 2011

IT'S YA BOY
The NX is hope, and love.

DalaranJ
Apr 15, 2008

Yosuke will now die for you.

Patter Song posted:

They're not bringing back carts, they've been using them this whole time. NX gamea will come on 3DS cart-like carts with more storage.

I hope they have enough carts.

To carry out all the people who will faint when they see how awesome the NX is.

spit on my clit
Jul 19, 2015

by Cyrano4747

RZA Encryption posted:

Cybermorph was on the Jaguar, not 3DO

Dammit! I'll never be funny!

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 14 hours!
The NX has been delayed due to the fallout from the Brangelina divorce.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

Guy Goodbody posted:

Other details from that twitter
  • 3DSwap will be availably in two colors at launch, terra cotta and buff
  • Advance Wars is back as a dating sim
  • 3DSwap will have a drawer for snacks
  • All 3DSwap games will support user-created mods
  • Two different typing games at launch, at least three more within the launch window

It's not as easy to have with you as Hulk Hogan Meat Shoes were, but I'll take it anyway

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Jumpingmanjim posted:

The NX has been delayed due to the fallout from the Brangelina divorce.

I think you have the cause and effect reversed there, friend.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
I wonder what memes will arise from the NX...

Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




the nx willl be called the GBS, nintendo just forced the closure of SA's gbs to protect their new trademark

VikingofRock
Aug 24, 2008




Real hurthling! posted:

the nx willl be called the GBS, nintendo just forced the closure of SA's gbs to protect their new trademark

*Checks for GBS* :eyepop:

Winifred Madgers
Feb 12, 2002

PBS Newshour posted:

I wonder what memes will arise from the NX...

Memetendo

ThisIsACoolGuy
Nov 2, 2010

Shaped like a friend

More Mario on Steam :)

Linear Zoetrope
Nov 28, 2011

A hero must cook
If Nintendo starts competing in the memes market it will be a new era of Sonic/Mario warfare, so quickly after we recovered from the last great war.

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

But how does it taste? Yummy!
Dinosaur Gum

In actual Mario on Steam news...I just learned that you can buy the Super Mario Bros 3 cartoon on Steam

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

Is this even legal?

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

I appreciate that they explicitly compare it to Super Mario in the description. I wouldn't've made that connection by myself

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Great Joe posted:

Is this even legal?

Why wouldn't it be?

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido

Legally Distinct Mario Maker

8-bit Miniboss
May 24, 2005

CORPO COPS CAME FOR MY :filez:

FPzero posted:

Legally Distinct Mario Maker

Until you start placing coins that play SMB 1-1 or the Bullet Bill sound effect...

greatn
Nov 15, 2006

by Lowtax
Jools Watham ahs been really pushing some Chicken game he's making on twitter(formerly of the team that made Mutant Mudds), which will be a 3DS Mario Maker-alike, except it has full featured miiverse sharing.

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

R.I.P. Inter-OS Sass - b.2000AD d.2003AD

FPzero posted:

Legally Distinct Mario Maker

Great Giana Sisters Simulator

zolthorg
May 26, 2009

Great Joe posted:

Is this even legal?

no lmao

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




rumour has it there'll be a two pack-in titles based off of popular films 'minions' and 'hotel rwanda'.

Aaronicon
Oct 2, 2010

A BLOO BLOO ANYONE I DISAGREE WITH IS A "BAD PERSON" WHO DESERVES TO DIE PLEEEASE DONT FALL ALL OVER YOURSELF WHITEWASHING THEM A BLOO BLOO

well why not posted:

rumour has it there'll be a two pack-in titles based off of popular films 'minions' and 'hotel rwanda'.

i would buy a don cheadle amiibo

ThisIsACoolGuy
Nov 2, 2010

Shaped like a friend

8-bit Miniboss posted:

Until you start placing coins that play SMB 1-1 or the Bullet Bill sound effect...

It also has sounds and art ripped directly from Maplestory :v:

Like lifted unchanged.

Great Joe
Aug 13, 2008

s.i.r.e. posted:

Why wouldn't it be?
Well, there's several sound effects that sound identical to their Mario equivalents.

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Real hurthling!
Sep 11, 2001




Aaronicon posted:

i would buy a don cheadle amiibo

Is he warmachine now? I havent gone to marvel movies in a while

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