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TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible

triple sulk posted:

Willing to bet this will easily be the most watched debate of all time. It's basically a surreal spectacle

It's also going to be a huge letdown.

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Hodgepodge
Jan 29, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 214 days!
It's Millers all the way down.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Bunleigh posted:

9 eastern

what is that in real time ? (vancouver BC)

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

TyrantWD posted:

It's also going to be a huge letdown.

I'm not going to be happy with the debate unless

audience heckling
suprise 3rd debater
jesus himself shows up and implies that clinton's emails are suspect

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Krazyface posted:

Well by that standard the heat-death of the universe is in hours.

there are at least a couple of orders of magnitude of difference, unless you know something don't

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
*punches card at the poo poo posting factory*

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Baloogan posted:

what is that in real time ? (vancouver BC)

4269 Swatch™ Internet Time™ .beats

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

rear end cobra posted:

The debates are in like hours and I'm trying to care a little bit about this shitshow again but I can't. Turns out Conway Trump vs Crooked Hillary was the most boring election all along.

trump is many things that I and almost everyone in this thread will call him over and over, but dude's not really boring

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Prorat posted:

Prove it? Wikileaks proves it. You are ignorant and probably a shill. Everything you said is wrong or bullshit.

She apologized? lol of course she did something to get more votes. Apologizing doesn't mean she changed.

Mods?!?!


Thread title?

Xenophon
Jun 28, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
Grimey Drawer
Here's another incomprehensible word salad: Trump's first and so far only direct response to Fahrenthold's allegations that he used the Trump Foundation for personal gain



ffffff

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Baloogan posted:

I'm not going to be happy with the debate unless

audience heckling
suprise 3rd debater
jesus himself shows up and implies that clinton's emails are suspect

if someone doesnt shout pepe during the debates the alt right has failed entirely as a movement and philosophy

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Didn't see these posted.

Firewall update:

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/778926491807735809

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/778923542821888000

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Schnorkles posted:

*punches card at the poo poo posting factory*

good, that smug scifi bigot deserves it

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

quote:

The chair of Donald Trump's campaign in a key Ohio county said there was “no racism” before the first black President was elected and blamed black Americans for their own failures over the last 50 years in an interview with the Guardian.

In video of the exchange, published on Thursday, Trump’s campaign chair for Mahoning County, Kathy Miller, told a reporter that blacks have had all the same opportunities as their white peers.

“If you’re black and you haven’t been successful in the last 50 years, it’s your own fault,” Miller said, adding that it’s time for blacks to “take responsibility for how they live.”

Asked if Trump’s campaign has surfaced a racist undercurrent in American society, the campaign chair replied, “I don’t think there was any racism until Obama got elected. We never had problems like this.”

She continued: “Now, with the people with the guns, shooting up neighborhoods, not being responsible citizens, that’s a big change, and I think that’s the philosophy that Obama has perpetrated on America. I think that’s all his responsibility.”

Miller also told the Guardian that she “never experienced” racism or segregation while growing up in the 1960s and said about the civil rights movement: “I never saw that as anything.”

:catstare: and another loving Miller.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006


haha

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Al! posted:

4269 Swatch™ Internet Time™ .beats

chucklin mbo

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

conway trump is a party thrown by your born again uncle who stares creepily at everyone and also doesn't let anyone drink
bannon trump otoh is a bacchanalia of everclear escorts and exceedingly good blow

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
preview of the debates

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vt4Dfa4fOEY

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Al! posted:

4269 Swatch™ Internet Time™ .beats

i hosed up the time scheduled for a phone interview
apparently i dunno time zones or whatever

Equeen
Oct 29, 2011

Pole dance~

He needs a bra for them titties.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Squizzle posted:

good, that smug scifi bigot deserves it

I laughed.

Guy DeBorgore
Apr 6, 1994

Catnip is the opiate of the masses
Soiled Meat

Xenophon posted:

I will never get tired of/cease being exceptionally angered at Trump's word salads



DEBATE MODERATOR: Mr Trump, can you please explain something, anything, you would do as President?

TRUMP: Well, last night I was in Kentucky, and I met with Mayor Smith, he's a great guy, you've got some wonderful people there, it was amazing, really amazing. And, look, I'll tell you, something can happen and it's can happen fast and it can happen that's very good.

MODERATOR: Thank you. Ms. Clinton, how many more American soldiers must die before your sick bloodlust is sated?

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

Grey Fox posted:

Trump's coming for your guns! He's going to use his government thugs to take your guns! hisssss https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/778918862335176705 lol, just kidding, it's a dogwhistle that reconciles Trump supporters' pro-gun, anti-black people agenda.

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/778957765372968960

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/778958261924102144

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Guy DeBorgore posted:

DEBATE MODERATOR: Mr Trump, can you please explain something, anything, you would do as President?

TRUMP: Well, last night I was in Kentucky, and I met with Mayor Smith, he's a great guy, you've got some wonderful people there, it was amazing, really amazing. And, look, I'll tell you, something can happen and it's can happen fast and it can happen that's very good.

MODERATOR: Thank you. Ms. Clinton, how many more American soldiers must die before your sick bloodlust is sated?

"One"

*presses podium button to drop Moderator into Sarlacc pit*

"Okay Mr. Trump, let's debate"

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth

Yinlock posted:

trump is many things that I and almost everyone in this thread will call him over and over, but dude's not really boring

Compared to Meltdown Charts Trump, Conway Trump is supremely boring

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Three Olives posted:

:catstare: and another loving Miller.

you're so late on this joke civilizations rose and fell stars collapsed and breathed their last the very essence of matter and energy disintegrated time looped around on itself and everything had rebuilt itself as it once was and you were still really loving late on this joke

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

Al! posted:

if someone doesnt shout pepe during the debates the alt right has failed entirely as a movement and philosophy

feels bad, man

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Epic High Five posted:

"One"

*presses podium button to drop Moderator into Sarlacc pit*

"Okay Mr. Trump, let's debate"

Actually this is wrong, she would call him just Donald

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

The primary measure of how effective a welfare system is in a state is how homogeneous the society is.

We're a bunch of racist fucks.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



rear end cobra posted:

Compared to Meltdown Charts Trump, Conway Trump is supremely boring

thats the beautiful bit - being boring means the dumbest most spotless mind people say they're okay voting for him, so he gets super overconfident because 1/5 polls don't have him losing bigly, then he becomes Primary Trump again, tosses out the moderating influence, and his numbers tank again by saying things like stop and frisk should be nation-wide and choosing to relitigate the Birther thing again out of nowhere as tho there's any way he could come out on top

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Epic High Five posted:

"One"

*presses podium button to drop Moderator into Sarlacc pit*

"Okay Mr. Trump, let's debate"

Trump wakes up sweat and blood caking his hair plugs to his forehead, not remembering the night before. His foot is chained to a radiator. "Do you want to play a little game?"

HappyHippo
Nov 19, 2003
Do you have an Air Miles Card?

Guy DeBorgore posted:

The question to Trump is just "can you please explain your policy on this issue," that's exactly the kind of question politicians want to be asked and anyone else would've knocked it out of the park. But of course Trump complained about being questioned hard because he's the whiniest most incompetent candidate in living memory.

Republicans who can't stop jamming their foot in their mouth when given softballs always blame the interviewer for their gotcha questions. Still can't believe they managed to delude themselves into believing that "what newspapers do you read?" was some kind of loaded question.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Yinlock posted:

trump is many things that I and almost everyone in this thread will call him over and over, but dude's not really boring

Conway Trump aka teleprompter Trump is pretty boring. The only reason to watch him is to see if he will go off-script.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
i wonder how trump will act at the debate. I think its up in the air.

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

TyrantWD posted:

It's also going to be a huge letdown.

Nah man, Trumps latest racist poo poo is gonna be in the forefront

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

Jewel Repetition posted:

If Trump ever gets over 50% on 538 I'm going to have my long-awaited meltdown, and if he gets over 50% on Predictwise I might completely stop posting for reasons unexplained.

There are firms that will help you emigrate to new Zealand. I know this because I looked them up when Trump got within 5%.

unlimited shrimp
Aug 30, 2008
Forget it, Jake; it's Miller time.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


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Morbid Hound

Baloogan posted:

I'm not going to be happy with the debate unless

audience heckling
suprise 3rd debater
jesus himself shows up and implies that clinton's emails are suspect

I just want a thrown punch OR gendered slur

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Phi230 posted:

Nah man, Trumps latest racist poo poo is gonna be in the forefront

You just have to keep asking questions about how specifically he's going to police black people and he'll just dig deeper and deeper and deeper

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Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Hieronymous Alloy posted:

There are firms that will help you emigrate to new Zealand. I know this because I looked them up when Trump got within 5%.

Do they take sad people with bad prospects so long as they're white? Asking for...uh, a friend

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