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logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

Oiled and Ready posted:

You guys remember when Scrub Niggurath wrote Les Deplorables in JANUARY because somehow he can see the future? Oh, you don't? Well:

# ? Sep 22, 2016 16:58

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# ? May 26, 2024 14:45

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

Squizzle posted:

she should bring a lil owl puppet and be like "this is troofhoots the honesty owl, he hoots whenever he hears someone lie" then every time trump opens his mouth, wave the puppet around on her arm and shriek HOOT HOOT FIBBIN HOOOOOT

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:00

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

fart blood posted:

Any new polls coming out today?

a few already have

C +7 in Virginia/ +9 in Colorado.

NC tied with good numbers for the downticket

Ras has Trump +5 nationally.

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:00

Bunleigh: Jun 6, 2005; by exmarx

Rasmussen gonna rasmuss

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:01

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

what would Scott Adams have to say about the Troofhoots Strategy

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:01

sexpig by night: Sep 8, 2011; by Azathoth

I can't wait for the rise of Bannon during the death throes of trump's campaign

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:02

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/778987775139934208

e: They deleted this tweet. I'm not sure if they got the numbers wrong.

Schnorkles fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Sep 22, 2016

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:03

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

paranoid randroid posted:

what would Scott Adams have to say about the Troofhoots Strategy

Since its a woman doing it it looks unstable

If a man did it he'd call it a killshot tho

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:03

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

PostNouveau posted:

They seem pretty mad

http://www.gq.com/story/a-word-for-donald-trump-voters

this article owns

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:03

Fuschia tude: Dec 26, 2004; THUNDERDOME LOSER 2019

Epic High Five posted:

I just really like the sound of New Zealand tbh and wouldn't mind going there for awhile and if that's the excuse I've gotta use so be it

I did that exact thing in 07. Main thing I found is besides the accent and spelling it and New Zealanders are really, really similar to America/Americans.

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:03

paranoid randroid: Mar 4, 2007

*whips off glasses* bah gawd its a persuasive daisycutter!

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:04

triple sulk: Sep 17, 2014

there's no point in trying to convince trump supporters of anything any more because they are very likely legally retarded

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:04

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

https://twitter.com/PollsterPatrick/status/778734502830944256

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:04

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

In a perfect world Hillary totters onto the debate stage looking sickly and proceeds to shake hands with Trump. In a burst of energy she hooks her hand upwards and perfectly executes a Diamond Cutter on Trump leaving him motionless on the ground. As HRC moonwalks around Trumps broken shell Mike Pence, trying to rush the stage, catches a chair across the back from Tim Kaine.

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:04

FabioClone: Oct 3, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

If only Hillary's failing body had the strength to hoist a puppet.

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:05

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

PostNouveau posted:

They seem pretty mad

http://www.gq.com/story/a-word-for-donald-trump-voters

I enjoyed reading this article.

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:05

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

paranoid randroid posted:

what would Scott Adams have to say about the Troofhoots Strategy

hoo?

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:06

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/778988947603070977

Ahh, they just entered an incorrect shift.

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:07

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

That Works posted:

In a perfect world Hillary totters onto the debate stage looking sickly and proceeds to shake hands with Trump. In a burst of energy she hooks her hand upwards and perfectly executes a Diamond Cutter on Trump leaving him motionless on the ground. As HRC moonwalks around Trumps broken shell Mike Pence, trying to rush the stage, catches a chair across the back from Tim Kaine.

I would pay a lot of money to watch Bernie smash Steve Bannon in the chops with a steel chair.

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:08

Oiled and Ready: Oct 11, 2004; He wished it could be as respectable and orthodox as spying. But somehow in his hands the traditional tools and attitudes were always employed toward mean ends: cloak for a laundry sack, dagger to peel potatoes, dossiers to fill up dead Sunday afternoons ...

FabioClone posted:

If only Hillary's failing body had the strength to hoist a puppet.

The troof hoots

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:08

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/778987775139934208

e: They deleted this tweet. I'm not sure if they got the numbers wrong.

probably released the numbers before acorn shifting them

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:10

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

hoot troof to power

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:10

TARDISman: Oct 28, 2011

That Works posted:

In a perfect world Hillary totters onto the debate stage looking sickly and proceeds to shake hands with Trump. In a burst of energy she hooks her hand upwards and perfectly executes a Diamond Cutter on Trump leaving him motionless on the ground. As HRC moonwalks around Trumps broken shell Mike Pence, trying to rush the stage, catches a chair across the back from Tim Kaine.

Is that a harmonica... IT IS, IT'S THE KAINE TRAIN!

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:11

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

Intel&Sebastian posted:

hoot troof to power

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:11

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

I missed these.

ECPS did Illinois and Wisconsin

C + 6 in Illinois, +7 in Wisconsin.

http://media.wix.com/ugd/3bebb2_4b2b9517da414c0fb1c825dfe5416794.pdf

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:13

Mo_Steel: Mar 7, 2008; Let's Clock Into The Sunset Together; Fun Shoe

TARDISman posted:

Is that a harmonica... IT IS, IT'S THE KAINE TRAIN!

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:13

Intel&Sebastian: Oct 20, 2002; colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

What's your prediction for the VP debate?

My prediction!?

Yes your prediction.

...

:mad:

Kaine

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:14

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

pence is hosed because he's tied down with all of donald's baggage without any of that trump charisma

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:15

Karl Sharks: Feb 20, 2008; The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

Pacific Coast Day Crew reporting for duty

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:15

i say swears online: Mar 4, 2005

Intel&Sebastian posted:

hoot troof to power

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:15

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

triple sulk posted:

this article owns

I am disappointed the headline doesn't say "gently caress you" because I guarantee that's what the author's suggested headline said when he submitted it. "Screw you" is such a puss-out.

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:16

Spam: Nov 28, 2010

Schnorkles posted:

https://twitter.com/PpollingNumbers/status/778988947603070977

Ahh, they just entered an incorrect shift.

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:16

prefect: Sep 11, 2001; No one, Woodhouse.
No one.; Dead Man’s Band

https://twitter.com/JoshuaGreen/status/778989532293304320

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:16

Schnorkles: Apr 30, 2015; It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Spam posted:

Florida is in the MoE. :shrug:

You'll get Clinton +1 and Trump +1 probably from now until the end of the election.

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:16

Louisgod: Sep 25, 2003; Always Watching; Bread Liar

crazy cloud posted:

if you lived in a 2d plane, and a giant 3d orange sphere passed through your plane, it would appear to you as an expanding and then deflating circle hooting and shrieking about mexicans and "the blacks"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jjonGtrCyVE

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:17

saints gambit: Apr 8, 2004; a donut with no holes is a danish

prefect posted:

https://twitter.com/JoshuaGreen/status/778989532293304320

That is literally the only responsible move a Trump surrogate has made in... ever?

# ? Sep 22, 2016 17:18

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost