TNF Week 3 - The worst 2-0 team in history faces off with the Patriots

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	Tom Brady
	Jimmy G
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	Jacoby Brissett
	Tom Savage

schweens: Jan 14, 2011; kakarot ain't got shit on me

Kalli posted:

How ironic, the Brissett roasted him.

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pubic works project: Jan 28, 2005; No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

I can't believe this bullshit.

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hifi: Jul 25, 2012

What do you know, the black guy actually is athletic

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Spring Break My Heart: Feb 15, 2012

i know hes not fast, but he seems to have good instincts as a runner.

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Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Is it just me or is this a crazy good gameplan for the rookie QB?

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Two Kings: Nov 1, 2004; Get the scientists working on the tube technology, immediately.

How many 1st rounders for Brisket?

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Rasta_Al: Jul 14, 2001; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.; Fun Shoe

Love that Wheels Brissett

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Romeo is a bad DC that owed everything to Bill

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The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Kalli posted:

Oh man, he ran that out of the endzone too?

Don't run kickoff out of the endzone now, just such a bad idea.

And yet it's actually happening more because ST coaches are telling their kickers to kick weak ones to try and draw idiot returners out.

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WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Kalli posted:

How ironic, the Brissett roasted him.

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Spring Break My Heart: Feb 15, 2012

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

i know hes not fast, but he seems to have good instincts as a runner.

you could say its in his blood.

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Kirios: Jan 26, 2010

Grittybeard posted:

Jesus Christ you loving morons.

I'm not a Texans fan at all and I'm still getting pissed here.

This was completely 100% expected.

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Madcosby: Mar 4, 2003; by FactsAreUseless

When I saw him turn back inside, I thought he was a goner

but then the Texans showed up

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Prorat: Aug 3, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

What team is Brady playing on next year?

Just kidding running QBs always get hurt.

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sean10mm: Jun 29, 2005; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Kalli posted:

How ironic, the Brissett roasted him.

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Dragongem: Nov 9, 2009; Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion

Can we just give Belicheck five trophies so he retires

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Dramatika: Aug 1, 2002; THE BANK IS OPEN

cut charles james and his stupid socks

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Pron on VHS: Nov 14, 2005; Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

one of the pats fans had the littlest neck

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Ghost Dog: Aug 17, 2016

Tom Tucker posted:

Is it just me or is this a crazy good gameplan for the rookie QB?

the gameplan of have your opponent gently caress up a lot? its pretty good, yeah

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Spring Break My Heart: Feb 15, 2012

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Romeo is a bad DC that owed everything to Bill

thats stupid.

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Magicpants: Sep 15, 2011; Certified Poster

loving holy gently caress

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Tom Sellout: May 27, 2011; $240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

The brisket should be playing for Texas and the lobster should be playing for Boston.

This quandary is simply another skull in the mound amounting to the darkest spookiest timeline.

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Prorat posted:

What team is Brady playing on next year?

Just kidding running QBs always get hurt.

The funny part is that Brisset is decidedly NOT a running QB

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ComposerGuy: Jul 28, 2007; Conspicuous Absinthe

Being a Patriots fan is literally the easiest gig in pro sports fandom by a mile and it should be illegal for one to ever complain about anything.

Also: gently caress this terrible team.

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Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

5.0 40

Literally slower than Bledsoe

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Alaois: Feb 7, 2012

4.94 40 time, 7.17 cone drill

dual threat qb

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Tom Tucker: Jul 19, 2003; I want to warn you fellers
And tell you one by one
What makes a gallows rope to swing
A woman and a gun

Dragongem posted:

Can we just give Belicheck five trophies so he retires

Like that will satisfy him.

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Nail Rat: Dec 29, 2000; You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

Tom Brady : s*st*m q*rt*rb*ck

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midwat: May 6, 2007

Kalli posted:

How ironic, the Brissett roasted him.

This is a cool and good post

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The Puppy Bowl: Jan 31, 2013; A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Tom Tucker posted:

Is it just me or is this a crazy good gameplan for the rookie QB?

It's just you. It's a blatantly obvious gameplan. The Texans are just playing like poo poo.

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Winkie01: Nov 28, 2004

Pats going 4 and 0 and then going to trade Jimmy G for 2 1st's

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Genocide Tendency: Dec 24, 2009; I get mental health care from the medical equivalent of Skillcraft.

Now they have a dude who's job is to tell the returner "No"

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nooneofconsequence: Oct 30, 2012; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Who wants to trade for Brissett?

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Ghost Dog: Aug 17, 2016

INSPECTAH DECK posted:

thats stupid.

yeah that is a very dumb thing he said

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Dragongem: Nov 9, 2009; Heroes of the Storm
Goon Tournament Champion

Haha tweets on TV are really funny for some reason

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GonadTheBallbarian: Jul 23, 2007

Prorat posted:

What team is Brady playing on next year?

Just kidding running QBs always get hurt.

9ers.

If not the pats

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Spring Break My Heart: Feb 15, 2012

Winkie01 posted:

Pats going 4 and 0 and then going to trade Jimmy G for 2 1st's

+ Brisset for 3

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Nail Rat: Dec 29, 2000; You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

This is just the AFCS being the AFCS, it's what we do

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Genocide Tendency posted:

Now they have a dude who's job is to tell the returner "No"

I've seen teamates tackle each other to stop them from returning a kickoff before

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Vaders Jester: Sep 9, 2009

Anyone sidestepped by a human that slow should be ashamed.

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